gfs who try to control what you wear

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  • MrTolerable
    MrTolerable Posts: 1,593 Member
    Ok, let's discuss this kilt...

    You mean a REAL kilt, not one made of a blanket granny knitted tied around your waist with some rope you use to hang your deer in the back yard with, right?

    Because yeah, I wouldn't want you to wear that kilt either.

    But the tartan of your family history - hellz yeah. Tell her she gets the matching drape.
    or the military kilt when in uniform is mmmmm... yesssss....

    Dangit. My husband needs a kilt...

    ^:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    best comment today.
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    My girlfriends my have preferences as to what I wear, but my wife gets the final say.
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  • Pipsg1rl
    Pipsg1rl Posts: 1,414 Member
    Ok, let's discuss this kilt...

    You mean a REAL kilt, not one made of a blanket granny knitted tied around your waist with some rope you use to hang your deer in the back yard with, right?

    Because yeah, I wouldn't want you to wear that kilt either.

    But the tartan of your family history - hellz yeah. Tell her she gets the matching drape.
    or the military kilt when in uniform is mmmmm... yesssss....

    Dangit. My husband needs a kilt...

    ^:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    best comment today.

    Aw, thank you!
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    Ok, let's discuss this kilt...

    You mean a REAL kilt, not one made of a blanket granny knitted tied around your waist with some rope you use to hang your deer in the back yard with, right?

    Because yeah, I wouldn't want you to wear that kilt either.

    But the tartan of your family history - hellz yeah. Tell her she gets the matching drape.
    or the military kilt when in uniform is mmmmm... yesssss....

    Dangit. My husband needs a kilt...

    I willbe honest, I was just gonna buy one from the internet.
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member

    I am more of a tshirt and jeans guy. If I want to dress up, I find a shirt with buttons from JCPenny.

    Geez, didn't know the Prince of Englad was posting here...

    [sarcastictone] "Shirt with buttons" "JCPenny" "My dog hates this caviar." [/sarcastictone]

    To be fair I normally shop at the upper middle class stores of Walmart

    When you've already made the sale stop selling.

    Salesmen are always told "Always be selling" or something like that

    I am not a salesman
  • Pipsg1rl
    Pipsg1rl Posts: 1,414 Member
    Ok, let's discuss this kilt...

    You mean a REAL kilt, not one made of a blanket granny knitted tied around your waist with some rope you use to hang your deer in the back yard with, right?

    Because yeah, I wouldn't want you to wear that kilt either.

    But the tartan of your family history - hellz yeah. Tell her she gets the matching drape.
    or the military kilt when in uniform is mmmmm... yesssss....

    Dangit. My husband needs a kilt...

    I willbe honest, I was just gonna buy one from the internet.

    only if you wear the Predator mask. cuz that's the other thing required...
  • Pipsg1rl
    Pipsg1rl Posts: 1,414 Member

    Can't. get. this image. off my eyeballs!
  • MrTolerable
    MrTolerable Posts: 1,593 Member

    I am more of a tshirt and jeans guy. If I want to dress up, I find a shirt with buttons from JCPenny.

    Geez, didn't know the Prince of Englad was posting here...

    [sarcastictone] "Shirt with buttons" "JCPenny" "My dog hates this caviar." [/sarcastictone]

    To be fair I normally shop at the upper middle class stores of Walmart

    When you've already made the sale stop selling.

    ^LMFAO second best comment! :laugh:
  • MrTolerable
    MrTolerable Posts: 1,593 Member

    I am more of a tshirt and jeans guy. If I want to dress up, I find a shirt with buttons from JCPenny.

    Geez, didn't know the Prince of Englad was posting here...

    [sarcastictone] "Shirt with buttons" "JCPenny" "My dog hates this caviar." [/sarcastictone]

    To be fair I normally shop at the upper middle class stores of Walmart

    When you've already made the sale stop selling.

    Salesmen are always told "Always be selling" or something like that

    I am not a salesman

    I'm a salesman :wink: Who'da thunk?
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  • THECaptainObvious
    THECaptainObvious Posts: 399 Member
    The subject of kilts came up today and i mentioned that I think they are BA. She promptly shut me down and forbade me from wearing one and threatened to cut me off if I do

    how do I deal with her controlling behavior?

    OMG YOU HAVE A KILT!!! *drooling* I love kilts!!!! Wait what was the question? Umm yeah you're a grown man, ultimatum she quits controlling you or you dump her. She's not your mom
  • Escloflowne
    Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
    I would just cut her off, I bet she can't hold out as long as you can!
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member

    I am more of a tshirt and jeans guy. If I want to dress up, I find a shirt with buttons from JCPenny.

    Geez, didn't know the Prince of Englad was posting here...

    [sarcastictone] "Shirt with buttons" "JCPenny" "My dog hates this caviar." [/sarcastictone]

    To be fair I normally shop at the upper middle class stores of Walmart

    When you've already made the sale stop selling.

    Salesmen are always told "Always be selling" or something like that

    I am not a salesman

    Seriously?


    Alright cards on the table, all this man-flirting was just an attempt to find a Shakeology distributor to help me on my journey. Thought that was you.

    My journey continues.

    So you were just trying to use me for my discount?!

    Wow, way to make me feel cheap.
  • coolraul07
    coolraul07 Posts: 1,606 Member
    Women aren't allowed to have opinions!!
    That's just your opinion... which you're not allowed to have... so... I'm afraid that I had to sic the "Opinion Police" on you. Sorry.
    china-police_2153775i.jpg
  • MrTolerable
    MrTolerable Posts: 1,593 Member
    I would just cut her off, I bet she can't hold out as long as you can!

    :noway:
  • baba_helly
    baba_helly Posts: 810 Member
    As i SAID originally, you're more than welcome to wear a kilt I just won't be banging you while you do it.

    The beer helmet is a different story entirely.
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    I would just cut her off, I bet she can't hold out as long as you can!

    This is legit advice. :laugh:
  • baba_helly
    baba_helly Posts: 810 Member
    I would just cut her off, I bet she can't hold out as long as you can!

    :noway:

    Don't judge me, I am highly vitamin D deficient. :cry:
  • PatriciaDC
    PatriciaDC Posts: 17 Member
    She sounds like a reasonable and respectable young lady. Wear your kilt and send her my way.


    lollllllllllllll
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  • Pipsg1rl
    Pipsg1rl Posts: 1,414 Member
    As i SAID originally, you're more than welcome to wear a kilt I just won't be banging you while you do it.

    The beer helmet is a different story entirely.

    Don't think of it as banging him while he wears the kilt, think of it as a textural experience.
  • whitebalance
    whitebalance Posts: 1,654 Member


    Except when it comes to clothes. Left to my own devices I'd wear a bathing suit, Christmas sweater, and that helmet that holds 2 beers with the tubes in your mouth.

    So, what I think you're saying is I should change before going out then?
    Depends. Is the bathing suit a Speedo?
  • arewethereyet
    arewethereyet Posts: 18,702 Member
    The subject of kilts came up today and i mentioned that I think they are BA. She promptly shut me down and forbade me from wearing one and threatened to cut me off if I do

    how do I deal with her controlling behavior?

    Did you want to wear the kilt to the Scottish Festival this summer or her sisters church wedding?

    These are important questions :flowerforyou:
  • arewethereyet
    arewethereyet Posts: 18,702 Member
    I am an independent, grown *kitten* man who does his own shopping, cooking, and laundry. I'll be damned if some woman is going to tell me how to live my life.


    Except when it comes to clothes. Left to my own devices I'd wear a bathing suit, Christmas sweater, and that helmet that holds 2 beers with the tubes in your mouth.

    This made me laugh harder than it should. :laugh:
  • SezxyStef
    SezxyStef Posts: 15,267 Member
    I would just cut her off, I bet she can't hold out as long as you can!

    This is legit advice. :laugh:

    are you sure? we woman can be spiteful spiteful little things...mine would give in as I would get ever so nasty, cranky and downright well monsterous biatchy...not that I would cut him off for wearing a kilt...

    We have a family tartan so he's definately allowed.

    edited for spelling
  • eplerd
    eplerd Posts: 91 Member
    Note to the OP:

    If you shop for kilts make sure to get a well made one!!

    http://www.utilikilts.com/

    I have a friend who only wears these - unless he's riding on his motorcycle in which case he wears proper protective gear (riding pants, jacket, helmet, gloves, boots, etc)
  • Bonita_Lynne_58
    Bonita_Lynne_58 Posts: 2,794 Member
    The subject of kilts came up today and i mentioned that I think they are BA. She promptly shut me down and forbade me from wearing one and threatened to cut me off if I do

    how do I deal with her controlling behavior?

    Did you want to wear the kilt to the Scottish Festival this summer or her sisters church wedding?

    These are important questions :flowerforyou:

    My Dear Friend....I have to disagree with you...makes no difference where he wants to wear that kilt. Men are ALWAYS hot in kilts:bigsmile:
  • MrTolerable
    MrTolerable Posts: 1,593 Member
    I would just cut her off, I bet she can't hold out as long as you can!

    :noway:

    Don't judge me, I am highly vitamin D deficient. :cry:

    SMILE more friend! :bigsmile: Once you smile and smile often you get to pick which of the ladies you like the most.
  • MireyGal76
    MireyGal76 Posts: 7,334 Member
    nothing wrong with JCPenny! Just when you rock it be confident and be the authority figure on what you wear!

    Women have a place, and its as little queens... but when it comes to your clothes - you ALWAYS should be the authority on your style or your ganna start dating Ms. Bossy pants.

    Scottie... you have an innate ability to make this 6'1" "little queen" want to punch you in the face.

    #nohardfeelings