Not calling her back

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  • suremeansyes
    suremeansyes Posts: 962 Member
    You think you are WAY cooler than you are. Take it down a notch.

    Or several.

    Or all the way.
  • Ilikelamps
    Ilikelamps Posts: 482 Member
    you need to get kik so you can see them all naked first before you commit to just one of them.
  • VoodooSyxx
    VoodooSyxx Posts: 297
    Just in to be entertained by the pure concentrated douchebaggery.
  • MrTolerable
    MrTolerable Posts: 1,593 Member
    I think you should string both of them along. Just be discreet about the side piece.

    You might need options brah

    trust me man... a lady from Brazil isn't like anything domestic in America.. seriously she is actually classy... only dresses up, sexy-yet has high moral standards, witty, sexy accent...

    I sacrificed tail that I was only in my dreams a year or two ago of obtaining... and for this girl it is worth it.


    Ironically I have a wedding I'm attending on Saturday, and I forgot I had a date for it already because I havn't talked to her in a month, and she sent me three pics of her today.... *smh... low moral standard poses* asking which outfit to wear...

    Fortunately she said she was cool about it, since I had canceled the other past two dates planned with her.. so she was already assuming something would come up. :laugh:
  • MrTolerable
    MrTolerable Posts: 1,593 Member
    you need to get kik so you can see them all naked first before you commit to just one of them.

    actually I refuse to look at any porn...

    its really really bad for your sexual health.. like medically bad.
  • Ilikelamps
    Ilikelamps Posts: 482 Member
    you need to get kik so you can see them all naked first before you commit to just one of them.

    actually I refuse to look at any porn...

    its really really bad for your sexual health.. like medically bad.

    oh
  • BraveNewdGirl
    BraveNewdGirl Posts: 937 Member
    Scotty doesn't know.
  • baba_helly
    baba_helly Posts: 810 Member
    I think you should string both of them along. Just be discreet about the side piece.

    You might need options brah

    trust me man... a lady from Brazil isn't like anything domestic in America.. seriously she is actually classy... only dresses up, sexy-yet has high moral standards, witty, sexy accent...

    I sacrificed tail that I was only in my dreams a year or two ago of obtaining... and for this girl it is worth it.


    Ironically I have a wedding I'm attending on Saturday, and I forgot I had a date for it already because I havn't talked to her in a month, and she sent me three pics of her today.... *smh... low moral standard poses* asking which outfit to wear...

    Fortunately she said she was cool about it, since I had canceled the other past two dates planned with her.. so she was already assuming something would come up. :laugh:

    Are you guys legit dating yet?

    If no either lock it down or keep your options open

    Eta: sorry I'm drinking and didn't finish (lolz). If you're dating and she's 10/10 don't be stupid and drop the hand model
  • Alluminati
    Alluminati Posts: 6,208 Member
    you need to get kik so you can see them all naked first before you commit to just one of them.

    actually I refuse to look at any porn...

    its really really bad for your sexual health.. like medically bad.

    But playing mind games and messing with people's emotions...not so much?
  • _HeartsOnFire_
    _HeartsOnFire_ Posts: 5,304 Member
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  • Derpes
    Derpes Posts: 2,033 Member
    you need to get kik so you can see them all naked first before you commit to just one of them.

    actually I refuse to look at any porn...

    its really really bad for your sexual health.. like medically bad.
    oh


    Healthy salad porn?

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  • jennifer_417
    jennifer_417 Posts: 12,344 Member
    Don't contact her at all. Ever. Never.

    Seriously, that is the kindest thing you do for her.

    ^jeez.. jealous much?>!

    um...*tilts head curiously* I don't understand how her answer comes across as jealous...am I the only one...? :huh:
  • MrTolerable
    MrTolerable Posts: 1,593 Member
    I think you should string both of them along. Just be discreet about the side piece.

    You might need options brah

    trust me man... a lady from Brazil isn't like anything domestic in America.. seriously she is actually classy... only dresses up, sexy-yet has high moral standards, witty, sexy accent...

    I sacrificed tail that I was only in my dreams a year or two ago of obtaining... and for this girl it is worth it.


    Ironically I have a wedding I'm attending on Saturday, and I forgot I had a date for it already because I havn't talked to her in a month, and she sent me three pics of her today.... *smh... low moral standard poses* asking which outfit to wear...

    Fortunately she said she was cool about it, since I had canceled the other past two dates planned with her.. so she was already assuming something would come up. :laugh:

    Are you guys legit dating yet?

    If no either lock it down or keep your options open

    actually I'm honestly new to this "locking down" part because I'm the former studmuffin hit and run stereo type..that provides samples so no one is ever truly satisfied with their future spouse.
    ^a man can dream right? :laugh:

    I mean idk what constitutes legit dating from like the dating we are doing... I figured all it took to acquiring a relationship is me continuing to provide my presence?
  • Alluminati
    Alluminati Posts: 6,208 Member
    Don't contact her at all. Ever. Never.

    Seriously, that is the kindest thing you do for her.

    ^jeez.. jealous much?>!

    um...*tilts head curiously* I don't understand how her answer comes across as jealous...am I the only one...? :huh:

    No. Homeboy sounds like space cadet.
  • snazzyjazzy21
    snazzyjazzy21 Posts: 1,298 Member
    Don't contact her at all. Ever. Never.

    Seriously, that is the kindest thing you do for her.

    ^jeez.. jealous much?>!

    um...*tilts head curiously* I don't understand how her answer comes across as jealous...am I the only one...? :huh:

    dw, I think his fedora is just a bit too tight...
  • baba_helly
    baba_helly Posts: 810 Member
    I think you should string both of them along. Just be discreet about the side piece.

    You might need options brah

    trust me man... a lady from Brazil isn't like anything domestic in America.. seriously she is actually classy... only dresses up, sexy-yet has high moral standards, witty, sexy accent...

    I sacrificed tail that I was only in my dreams a year or two ago of obtaining... and for this girl it is worth it.


    Ironically I have a wedding I'm attending on Saturday, and I forgot I had a date for it already because I havn't talked to her in a month, and she sent me three pics of her today.... *smh... low moral standard poses* asking which outfit to wear...

    Fortunately she said she was cool about it, since I had canceled the other past two dates planned with her.. so she was already assuming something would come up. :laugh:

    Are you guys legit dating yet?

    If no either lock it down or keep your options open

    actually I'm honestly new to this "locking down" part because I'm the former studmuffin hit and run stereo type..that provides samples so no one is ever truly satisfied with their future spouse.
    ^a man can dream right? :laugh:

    I mean idk what constitutes legit dating from like the dating we are doing... I figured all it took to acquiring a relationship is me continuing to provide my presence?

    If you want to be dating her I would discuss exclusivity and follow through with it. It's possible she could be also entertaining other men. Even classy ladies have side pieces.
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
    Don't contact her at all. Ever. Never.

    Seriously, that is the kindest thing you do for her.

    ^jeez.. jealous much?>!

    um...*tilts head curiously* I don't understand how her answer comes across as jealous...am I the only one...? :huh:

    Don't try to make sense, just enjoy our time under the bridge.
  • salembambi
    salembambi Posts: 5,585 Member
    it makes me lol that people like you exist
  • _HeartsOnFire_
    _HeartsOnFire_ Posts: 5,304 Member
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  • MrTolerable
    MrTolerable Posts: 1,593 Member
    actually I'm honestly new to this "locking down" part because I'm the former studmuffin hit and run stereo type..that provides samples so no one is ever truly satisfied with their future spouse.
    ^a man can dream right? :laugh:

    Dude. You're manchilding all over the walls here. Clean that up.

    manchild.jpg

    addressing your point earlier about the law of least effort - its a law I have to practice because left to my own devices...
    :embarassed:
    ...well I've been told I can come off as a bit cocky.. believe it or not.
  • FatCatsRule
    FatCatsRule Posts: 37
    Why not just call her, bang her azz and then neva call her again. Win, win...
  • VoodooSyxx
    VoodooSyxx Posts: 297
    I think you should string both of them along. Just be discreet about the side piece.

    You might need options brah

    trust me man... a lady from Brazil isn't like anything domestic in America.. seriously she is actually classy... only dresses up, sexy-yet has high moral standards, witty, sexy accent...

    I sacrificed tail that I was only in my dreams a year or two ago of obtaining... and for this girl it is worth it.


    Ironically I have a wedding I'm attending on Saturday, and I forgot I had a date for it already because I havn't talked to her in a month, and she sent me three pics of her today.... *smh... low moral standard poses* asking which outfit to wear...

    Fortunately she said she was cool about it, since I had canceled the other past two dates planned with her.. so she was already assuming something would come up. :laugh:

    Are you guys legit dating yet?

    If no either lock it down or keep your options open

    actually I'm honestly new to this "locking down" part because I'm the former studmuffin hit and run stereo type..that provides samples so no one is ever truly satisfied with their future spouse.
    ^a man can dream right? :laugh:

    I mean idk what constitutes legit dating from like the dating we are doing... I figured all it took to acquiring a relationship is me continuing to provide my presence?

    Wow dude. You are either a genius troll (I'm quite skeptical though), or in serious need of a reality check.
  • MrTolerable
    MrTolerable Posts: 1,593 Member
    it makes me lol that people like you exist

    yeah.. my exact personality profile got tested at work, and it said I'd be great as an executive or for sales.

    ...funny thing too, the first example with a similar personality was Bill Clinton to the dot, lol!!
  • MrTolerable
    MrTolerable Posts: 1,593 Member
    addressing your point earlier about the law of least effort - its a law I have to practice because left to my own devices...
    :embarassed:
    ...well I've been told I can come off as a bit cocky.. believe it or not.

    So you do watch porn then?

    no? .... I was addressing the point I thought you made earlier regarding the law of least effort.
  • MrTolerable
    MrTolerable Posts: 1,593 Member
    Why not just call her, bang her azz and then neva call her again. Win, win...

    my man...

    we were twins like two weeks ago.
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
    addressing your point earlier about the law of least effort - its a law I have to practice because left to my own devices...
    :embarassed:
    ...well I've been told I can come off as a bit cocky.. believe it or not.

    So you do watch porn then?

    My guess is he watches in mirror when he walks to dog. Yeah, baby, just like that --- you know how i like it.
  • MrTolerable
    MrTolerable Posts: 1,593 Member
    So you do watch porn then?

    no? .... I was addressing the point I thought you made earlier regarding the law of least effort.

    You really would be great in sales.

    I AM great in sales XD *looks down at his omega watch and big smile creeps across face*
  • SaintGiff
    SaintGiff Posts: 3,679 Member
    you need to get kik so you can see them all naked first before you commit to just one of them.

    actually I refuse to look at any porn...

    its really really bad for your sexual health.. like medically bad.

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  • Derpes
    Derpes Posts: 2,033 Member
    you need to get kik so you can see them all naked first before you commit to just one of them.

    actually I refuse to look at any porn...

    its really really bad for your sexual health.. like medically bad.

    giphy.gif
  • Wow really....I've been terribly misinformed....LOL
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