Not calling her back

devil_in_a_blue_dress

I AM great in sales XD *looks down at his omega watch and big smile creeps across face*

Heaven forbit someone of your character would be caught dead in a Patek Philippe.

No joke, the world would probably collapse on itself.

MrTolerable

I said porn..

do I re-leave myself? ...yeah but no with the aid of porn... there is actually a difference.

devil_in_a_blue_dress

I said porn..

do I re-leave myself? ...yeah but no with the aid of porn... there is actually a difference.

I sure hope you don't need porn to take a piss.

devil_in_a_blue_dress

you need to get kik so you can see them all naked first before you commit to just one of them.

actually I refuse to look at any porn...

its really really bad for your sexual health.. like medically bad.

Are you married?

If not, I have a proposal for your consideration.

MrTolerable

http://yourbrainonporn.com/

^here is an example...in short porn ruins your performance men when you are with a female... your brain is not conditioned where you are with your partner..

just beling for realz hear!!

_HeartsOnFire_

I said porn..

do I re-leave myself? ...yeah but no with the aid of porn... there is actually a difference.

I sure hope you don't need porn to take a piss.

I'd be more concerned that one could re-leave themselves.

suremeansyes

Will it ruin my performance though? Cause I watch porn all the time...

msbunnie68

re-leave? or relieve...

coz I would so do the former to your *kitten* and definitely not the latter.

devil_in_a_blue_dress

I said porn..

do I re-leave myself? ...yeah but no with the aid of porn... there is actually a difference.

I sure hope you don't need porn to take a piss.

I'd be more concerned that one could re-leave themselves.

Like a tree in spring.

MrTolerable

Will it ruin my performance though? Cause I watch porn all the time...

lmao - idk about females, take a break and see if you feel like your sexual health improved after a 3-5 month fast.. I guarantee if you try the fast you will feel more passionate and more connected to your partner bro

FatCatsRule

I said porn..

do I re-leave myself? ...yeah but no with the aid of porn... there is actually a difference.

My fellow horological aficionado, I must say I feel like knowledge of your bowel movements has brought enlightenment to me this fine Saturday evening. Thank you.

If you don't watch porn, how will you ever be expected to perform a butterscotch mudslide? Or an inverted lateral pepper stuffer? Those are hard to practice without a spotter or an instructional video. I daresay that Neil Strauss and Mystery would disapprove.

Coughs up a major fur ball...

devil_in_a_blue_dress

Will it ruin my performance though? Cause I watch porn all the time...

lmao - idk about females, take a break and see if you feel like your sexual health improved after a 3-5 month fast.. I guarantee if you try the fast you will feel more passionate and more connected to your partner bro

Sexual heath... like if I stop watching porn this pesky STD clears up?

Derpes

Will it ruin my performance though? Cause I watch porn all the time...

lmao - idk about females, take a break and see if you feel like your sexual health improved after a 3-5 month fast.. I guarantee if you try the fast you will feel more passionate and more connected to your partner bro

Sexual heath... like if I stop watching porn this pesky STD clears up?

Depends on which STD.....some of them NEVER go away!

MrTolerable

I said porn..

do I re-leave myself? ...yeah but no with the aid of porn... there is actually a difference.

My fellow horological aficionado, I must say I feel like knowledge of your bowel movements has brought enlightenment to me this fine Saturday evening. Thank you.

If you don't watch porn, how will you ever be expected to perform a butterscotch mudslide? Or an inverted lateral pepper stuffer? Those are hard to practice without a spotter or an instructional video. I daresay that Neil Strauss and Mystery would disapprove.

^ *clap clap* that made me laugh,

devil_in_a_blue_dress

Will it ruin my performance though? Cause I watch porn all the time...

lmao - idk about females, take a break and see if you feel like your sexual health improved after a 3-5 month fast.. I guarantee if you try the fast you will feel more passionate and more connected to your partner bro

Sexual heath... like if I stop watching porn this pesky STD clears up?

Depends on which STD.....some of them NEVER go away!

I have heard that derpes ruins lives.

msbunnie68

sooo...

just to recap this thread...

1) OP is a self proclaimed manwhore and legend in his own lunchbox who collects numbers like toilet paper and doesn't call back
2) Sends porno message to hot family friend and gets phone number.
3) Meets a foreign girl who rocks his socks and drops his handful of phone numbers like a hot potato.
4) OP's family wants him to go for the hot family friend and OP is too much of a little boy to ring and tell her the truth.
5) OP now disses all girls from his own country because his visa seeking friend is the bees knees and soooo much better than the coffee he has at home.
6) OP has bowel issues
7) OP watches porn and has a STD from this porn.
8) OP doesn't even like himself and wants to re-leave himself again, suggesting he has left himself before.

...did I miss anything?

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