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George_Baileys_Ghost
George_Baileys_Ghost Posts: 1,524 Member
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Women of MFP, be completely honest here. I'm wondering some things legitimately based on a conversation I had with my sister, and/or because I saw something on the TV/Internet/radio, and I am in no way asking indirect questions for putting together a primer on how to pick up women, because I am a socially inept little homunculus.

When you wear gym clothes/short skirts/high heels, are you doing it specifically so I will look?

If I look when you're wearing those things, is it creepy? Is there a way to look that isn't creepy?

Does size matter?

Should I wear a speedo?

What body fat percentage do women like?

Which is the best kind of kissing? French or regular type?

Say something, anything regarding the size of your breasts.

What do women want?

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  • randomtai
    randomtai Posts: 9,003 Member
    Size always matters. :tongue:
  • delicious_cocktail
    delicious_cocktail Posts: 5,797 Member
    I am not replying so that I can track this thread and receive these answers.
  • SunofaBeach14
    SunofaBeach14 Posts: 4,899 Member
    You forgot to ask whether the mirrors on your shoes are creepy
  • Menix8
    Menix8 Posts: 210 Member
    Why are gym clothes and high heels equivalent to each other...?
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    Yes. And also, resoundingly, no.
  • firstsip
    firstsip Posts: 8,399 Member
    Maybe.
  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,736 Member
    IN...to take copious notes.
  • KrazyDaizy
    KrazyDaizy Posts: 815 Member
    Yes.





    No.





    Because I changed my mind.






    Do you have chocolate?
  • Galatea_Stone
    Galatea_Stone Posts: 2,037 Member
    When you wear gym clothes/short skirts/high heels, are you doing it specifically so I will look?

    +1
    If I look when you're wearing those things, is it creepy? Is there a way to look that isn't creepy?

    +1
    Does size matter?

    +7
    Should I wear a speedo?

    +32
    What body fat percentage do women like?

    +10
    Which is the best kind of kissing? French or regular type?

    -9
    Say something, anything regarding the size of your breasts.

    -0
    What do women want?

    =42

    Women want 42.
  • ew_david
    ew_david Posts: 3,473 Member
    42
  • Galatea_Stone
    Galatea_Stone Posts: 2,037 Member
    . Women also repeat themselves.
  • k8blujay2
    k8blujay2 Posts: 4,941 Member
    Because I'm hot....


    No seriously, it's like 92 with a relative humidity of 150%.... I'm hot.
  • Me2FitMe
    Me2FitMe Posts: 1,285 Member
    Naw

    Yes

    Maybe

    why?

    IDK
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    Size always matters. :tongue:

    Damn...:grumble:
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    Don't mind me....I'm just looking for friends.:flowerforyou:
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  • Me2FitMe
    Me2FitMe Posts: 1,285 Member
    The answer is that women love the attention, and when they say they don't love the attention they're lying, and when they ask that I please leave them alone they're totally interested, and a smack in the face just means she's into the rough stuff.

    Yeah, chicks dig me.

    :laugh: Your a keeper! :laugh:
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
    Women of MFP, be completely honest here. I'm wondering some things legitimately based on a conversation I had with my sister, and/or because I saw something on the TV/Internet/radio, and I am in no way asking indirect questions for putting together a primer on how to pick up women, because I am a socially inept little homunculus.

    When you wear gym clothes/short skirts/high heels, are you doing it specifically so I will look?

    If I look when you're wearing those things, is it creepy? Is there a way to look that isn't creepy?

    Does size matter?

    Should I wear a speedo?

    What body fat percentage do women like?

    Which is the best kind of kissing? French or regular type?

    Say something, anything regarding the size of your breasts.

    What do women want?

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    BRINGO!

    I'm goin' to DelBringos for some preetza...
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    The answer is that women love the attention, and when they say they don't love the attention they're lying, and when they ask that I please leave them alone they're totally interested, and a smack in the face just means she's into the rough stuff.

    Yeah, chicks dig me.

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  • CompressedCarbon
    CompressedCarbon Posts: 357 Member
    Yes. And also, resoundingly, no.

    And also, 42. For sure.
  • KrazyDaizy
    KrazyDaizy Posts: 815 Member
    The answer is that women love the attention, and when they say they don't love the attention they're lying, and when they ask that I please leave them alone they're totally interested, and a smack in the face just means she's into the rough stuff.

    Yeah, chicks dig me.
    We have been decoded.



    Ladies, we must have a meeting pronto to come up with something new.

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