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George_Baileys_Ghost
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Women of MFP, be completely honest here. I'm wondering some things legitimately based on a conversation I had with my sister, and/or because I saw something on the TV/Internet/radio, and I am in no way asking indirect questions for putting together a primer on how to pick up women, because I am a socially inept little homunculus.
When you wear gym clothes/short skirts/high heels, are you doing it specifically so I will look?
If I look when you're wearing those things, is it creepy? Is there a way to look that isn't creepy?
Does size matter?
Should I wear a speedo?
What body fat percentage do women like?
Which is the best kind of kissing? French or regular type?
Say something, anything regarding the size of your breasts.
What do women want?
When you wear gym clothes/short skirts/high heels, are you doing it specifically so I will look?
If I look when you're wearing those things, is it creepy? Is there a way to look that isn't creepy?
Does size matter?
Should I wear a speedo?
What body fat percentage do women like?
Which is the best kind of kissing? French or regular type?
Say something, anything regarding the size of your breasts.
What do women want?
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Size always matters.
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I am not replying so that I can track this thread and receive these answers.0
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You forgot to ask whether the mirrors on your shoes are creepy0
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Why are gym clothes and high heels equivalent to each other...?0
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Yes. And also, resoundingly, no.0
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Maybe.0
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IN...to take copious notes.0
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Yes.
No.
Because I changed my mind.
Do you have chocolate?0 -
When you wear gym clothes/short skirts/high heels, are you doing it specifically so I will look?
+1If I look when you're wearing those things, is it creepy? Is there a way to look that isn't creepy?
+1Does size matter?
+7Should I wear a speedo?
+32What body fat percentage do women like?
+10Which is the best kind of kissing? French or regular type?
-9Say something, anything regarding the size of your breasts.
-0What do women want?
=42
Women want 42.0 -
420
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. Women also repeat themselves.0
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Because I'm hot....
No seriously, it's like 92 with a relative humidity of 150%.... I'm hot.0 -
Naw
Yes
Maybe
why?
IDK0 -
Size always matters.
Damn...:grumble:0 -
Don't mind me....I'm just looking for friends.:flowerforyou:
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The answer is that women love the attention, and when they say they don't love the attention they're lying, and when they ask that I please leave them alone they're totally interested, and a smack in the face just means she's into the rough stuff.
Yeah, chicks dig me.
:laugh: Your a keeper! :laugh:0 -
Women of MFP, be completely honest here. I'm wondering some things legitimately based on a conversation I had with my sister, and/or because I saw something on the TV/Internet/radio, and I am in no way asking indirect questions for putting together a primer on how to pick up women, because I am a socially inept little homunculus.
When you wear gym clothes/short skirts/high heels, are you doing it specifically so I will look?
If I look when you're wearing those things, is it creepy? Is there a way to look that isn't creepy?
Does size matter?
Should I wear a speedo?
What body fat percentage do women like?
Which is the best kind of kissing? French or regular type?
Say something, anything regarding the size of your breasts.
What do women want?
BRINGO!
I'm goin' to DelBringos for some preetza...0 -
The answer is that women love the attention, and when they say they don't love the attention they're lying, and when they ask that I please leave them alone they're totally interested, and a smack in the face just means she's into the rough stuff.
Yeah, chicks dig me.
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Yes. And also, resoundingly, no.
And also, 42. For sure.0 -
We have been decoded.The answer is that women love the attention, and when they say they don't love the attention they're lying, and when they ask that I please leave them alone they're totally interested, and a smack in the face just means she's into the rough stuff.
Yeah, chicks dig me.
Ladies, we must have a meeting pronto to come up with something new.0 -
We have been decoded.The answer is that women love the attention, and when they say they don't love the attention they're lying, and when they ask that I please leave them alone they're totally interested, and a smack in the face just means she's into the rough stuff.
Yeah, chicks dig me.
Ladies, we must have a meeting pronto to come up with something new.
Quick, to the "bat cave".....0 -
YES.0
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I'm going to try not to be snarky, because you must really need help to be posting these questions here.
When you wear gym clothes/short skirts/high heels, are you doing it specifically so I will look?
Women dress for other women. Yeah, I suppose some like looks, I dress for me.
If I look when you're wearing those things, is it creepy? Is there a way to look that isn't creepy?
Looking vs staring?
Does size matter?
Depends on the women. Some are size queens.
Should I wear a speedo?
No.
What body fat percentage do women like?
Varies based on women.
Which is the best kind of kissing? French or regular type?
Varies based on women.
Say something, anything regarding the size of your breasts.
No, don't be pervy.
What do women want?
Varies by women.0 -
Yes, we want to be noticed, but don't stare like some kind of deranged psycho. We dress to be noticed and largely because of how the outfit makes us feel personally. Let's be honest, size does matter, but it doesn't have to be huge. There is such a thing as too big. For the love of all things holy, please do not wear a speedo for anything other than competitive swimming. That is all.0
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everything is overridden if you make six figures.0
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The answer is that women love the attention, and when they say they don't love the attention they're lying, and when they ask that I please leave them alone they're totally interested, and a smack in the face just means she's into the rough stuff.
Yeah, chicks dig me.
Pfffft... I have NO idea what you are talking about ::flips hair::0 -
Hey, I was told I'd find Tom here.0
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From an old married lady:
When you wear gym clothes/short skirts/high heels, are you doing it specifically so I will look? No. I'm doing it because I like feeling pretty.
If I look when you're wearing those things, is it creepy? Is there a way to look that isn't creepy? Not creepy unless you're way too obvious about it.
Does size matter? of course....but really only on the extreme ends of the spectrum, IMHO
Should I wear a speedo? not unless you are swimming competitively or being cute at home. not at beach or public pool. unless you wear gold chains, because that's just funny.
Say something, anything regarding the size of your breasts. uhhhh....no
What do women want? EVERYTHING!
But if she's a reasonable human being, 75% of everything should be fine. 0 -
Maybe.0
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