Okseriusly ladys...(WimmENZ OWNLY! NO MENZ!)

KrazyDaizy

The answer is that women love the attention, and when they say they don't love the attention they're lying, and when they ask that I please leave them alone they're totally interested, and a smack in the face just means she's into the rough stuff.

Yeah, chicks dig me.

We have been decoded.



Ladies, we must have a meeting pronto to come up with something new.

QueenBishOTUniverse

The answer is that women love the attention, and when they say they don't love the attention they're lying, and when they ask that I please leave them alone they're totally interested, and a smack in the face just means she's into the rough stuff.

Yeah, chicks dig me.

We have been decoded.



Ladies, we must have a meeting pronto to come up with something new.

Quick, to the "bat cave".....

Will_Thrust_For_Candy

YES.

kaaaaylee

I'm going to try not to be snarky, because you must really need help to be posting these questions here.

When you wear gym clothes/short skirts/high heels, are you doing it specifically so I will look?
Women dress for other women. Yeah, I suppose some like looks, I dress for me.

If I look when you're wearing those things, is it creepy? Is there a way to look that isn't creepy?
Looking vs staring?

Does size matter?
Depends on the women. Some are size queens.

Should I wear a speedo?
No.

What body fat percentage do women like?
Varies based on women.

Which is the best kind of kissing? French or regular type?
Varies based on women.

Say something, anything regarding the size of your breasts.
No, don't be pervy.

What do women want?
Varies by women.

Myhaloslipped

Yes, we want to be noticed, but don't stare like some kind of deranged psycho. We dress to be noticed and largely because of how the outfit makes us feel personally. Let's be honest, size does matter, but it doesn't have to be huge. There is such a thing as too big. For the love of all things holy, please do not wear a speedo for anything other than competitive swimming. That is all.

elprincipito

everything is overridden if you make six figures.

Muddy_Yogi

The answer is that women love the attention, and when they say they don't love the attention they're lying, and when they ask that I please leave them alone they're totally interested, and a smack in the face just means she's into the rough stuff.

Yeah, chicks dig me.

Pfffft... I have NO idea what you are talking about ::flips hair::

nilbogger

Hey, I was told I'd find Tom here.

mthr2

From an old married lady:

When you wear gym clothes/short skirts/high heels, are you doing it specifically so I will look? No. I'm doing it because I like feeling pretty.

If I look when you're wearing those things, is it creepy? Is there a way to look that isn't creepy? Not creepy unless you're way too obvious about it.

Does size matter? of course....but really only on the extreme ends of the spectrum, IMHO

Should I wear a speedo? not unless you are swimming competitively or being cute at home. not at beach or public pool. unless you wear gold chains, because that's just funny.

Say something, anything regarding the size of your breasts. uhhhh....no

What do women want? EVERYTHING! But if she's a reasonable human being, 75% of everything should be fine.

LassoOfTruth

Maybe.

chivalryder

You forgot to ask whether the mirrors on your shoes are creepy

That's old fashoned. You're supposed to use video recorders now.

CLDeyette

The answer is that women love the attention, and when they say they don't love the attention they're lying, and when they ask that I please leave them alone they're totally interested, and a smack in the face just means she's into the rough stuff.

Yeah, chicks dig me.

LMAO!!! Is that you Joey?!

kids183

Don't mind me....I'm just looking for friends.:flowerforyou:

This!

whitebalance

The answer is that women love the attention, and when they say they don't love the attention they're lying, and when they ask that I please leave them alone they're totally interested, and a smack in the face just means she's into the rough stuff.

Yeah, chicks dig me.

We have been decoded.



Ladies, we must have a meeting pronto to come up with something new.

Quick, to the "bat cave".....

It's ok... We just need to get something out on the radio to confuse them. It worked this morning, it'll work again.

bunbunzee44

When you wear gym clothes/short skirts/high heels, are you doing it specifically so I will look?
-No. Gym clothes are for gym, why are they even here with skirts and high heels?

If I look when you're wearing those things, is it creepy? Is there a way to look that isn't creepy?
-I'd be wondering what you were looking at and perhaps feel uncomfortable. In a 'do I have something on my face'-way.

Does size matter?
-I'm sure it does to some people. IMO bigger is not always better.. but what do I know.

Should I wear a speedo?
-If you want to.

What body fat percentage do women like?
-Don't have an answer for this.

Which is the best kind of kissing? French or regular type?
-The one that you are good at.

Say something, anything regarding the size of your breasts.
-quack.

What do women want?
-Sleep. Food. Sex. Love. ...

sfbaumgarten

In for 42.

EvgeniZyntx

I'm tucking in. So I can pretend to be wimmenz.

89nunu

Could tell you the answers but...

jstout365

When you wear gym clothes/short skirts/high heels, are you doing it specifically so I will look?

If I look when you're wearing those things, is it creepy? Is there a way to look that isn't creepy?

Does size matter?

Should I wear a speedo?

What body fat percentage do women like?

Which is the best kind of kissing? French or regular type?

Say something, anything regarding the size of your breasts.

What do women want?

ImaWaterBender

When you wear gym clothes/short skirts/high heels, are you doing it specifically so I will look? No. It's for me. It's ALWAYS for me.

If I look when you're wearing those things, is it creepy? Yes. Is there a way to look that isn't creepy? You have to be Daniel Craig and then it's not creepy.

Not creepy.

Does size matter? Absolutely.



Should I wear a speedo? Only if you are Daniel Freakin Craig.


What body fat percentage do women like? Higher than 2% Lower than 100%
You should be able to see Mr. Happy, but I don't want to feel like I am looking at a xylophone when you take off your shirt.

Which is the best kind of kissing? French or regular type? Regular.


Say something, anything regarding the size of your breasts. "No."



What do women want? To not have to worry about money, sex, weight, what their kids are doing, whether their SO loves them and how many loads of laundry are left to be washed.