What is the person above hiding in their closet?

kangakev

a large magnum of champagne and a punnet of strawberries

slimgirljo15

Box of every imaginable sex toy...

Spnneil06

a hit list of all the mfp guys, in order of how how she thinks each guy is.

4ever420

a bunch of uncompleted paint by number paintings

kangakev

her costumes she used in her days as a circus trapeze artist

handyrunner

1 pair of tighty whiteys

hollydelatorre

Ex girlfriends underwear

aesthetikk

an old stool sample she forgot to take to the doc

Melodee_Ann

Whips and chains

Spnneil06

A blonde wig he makes me wear and pretends I'm scarlett johansson

musclegood_fatbad

Tom Cruise

Tialuna18

baseball caps

handyrunner

Nicole Kidman

Spnneil06

@handyrunner his batmobile

handyrunner

Spilt milk.. Don't cry

Spnneil06

Bunny slippers in many different shapes and sizes.

cboehm

An old Atari console and a case of string cheese

pechepanda

cherry lollypops, tea, and fairy princess outfits with sparkly wings

handyrunner

Hot pockets

iamlynn74

Fruit roll ups

handyrunner

A fly swatter

urloved33

fly paper

LiftingRiot

Closet full of sunshine

Kristina79Marie

cowbells in handcuffs

musclegood_fatbad

100 year old golf clubs

Spnneil06

Manpri's, he bought them for style, but wears them for comfort

iamlynn74

Chap's and nikes. She is exotic like that

iamangrydoug

His tae bo dvd from 1999.

musclegood_fatbad

Lots of nutella.

handyrunner

A wormhole