What is the person above hiding in their closet?

iamangrydoug

Sweat band...Richard Simmons style!

handyrunner

Rainbow suspenders and knee hi socks

iamlynn74

The California Raisins performing live.

Spnneil06

Temporary tattoos that they apply when they want to feel like a bada$$!

cblue315

Firewood and a bottle of grape jelly?

kjm3579

Teletubbie costumes

iamangrydoug

Leather chaps that he wears with nothing underneath.

slimgirljo15

Cobwebs...Crumbs

ashley1215

Apple pies. Sorry you just remind me of a neighbor that bakes the best apple pie

slimgirljo15

ashley1215 wrote: »

Apple pies. Sorry you just remind me of a neighbor that bakes the best apple pie

lol thats ok......funny cause its soooo not me



Whips ..duct tape...gimp mask...ball gag

ashley1215

Hahaha nice... Definitely wouldn't have pegged you for that

urloved33

porn collection

iamangrydoug

Legal documents from her last 5 divorces.

kjm3579

Urns with the remains of her 7 husbands

iamangrydoug

22 mfp'ers

urloved33

bacon, bacon, bacon!

kjm3579

Sparkly stripper boots

kalin73

leather pants

kjm3579

Boxes and boxes of scarves

slimgirljo15

Tubes and tubes of lube

kjm3579

slimgirljo15 wrote: »

Tubes and tubes of lube

No fair, you peeked -- now you have to come over for play time

kjm3579

Every item from the Victoria Secret catalog in each color and size possible

slimgirljo15

On my way

Shananigans457

Whips and Chains

JoMamaATL

Babysitters club book collection

FabulousFantasticFifty

Poster of NSYNC

iamlynn74

6 beaver tails, a kangaroo paw, a set of ivory tusks, a blackjack table, spandex, and a karate suit.

slimgirljo15

Sexy lingerie for his lady visitors.....

Alisontheice

Lots of paper plates

kangakev

an assault rifle, hunting knife, 3 grenades......and her stuffed teddy bear collection