Anyone else hate clothes?

1saturn

You are over thinking. Wear the fitted tops if they flatter you. Don't worry about people thinking you are trying to show off your chest. You have boobs. You aren't supposed to hide them. A good fitted V-neck tee is awesome (Costco has awesome ones right now, great fit, thick material for $10).

And so what if skinnier girls look good in jeans. This doesn't make you look any less good in them. Jeans are for every one.

Thanks . I know I should ignore negative people but I've had women look disgusted at me because I was wearing yoga pants. I realize it's probably because I am not thin and it looks sexual. But to be honest, that's not my fault. I like doing yoga and I'm not going to do it in a bin bag to satisfy the women in a cafe eating a cake.

luv_lea

Yup, I'd live in a bikini if I could.

Cranquistador

I hate clothes as well.
Lets all just shed the unnecessary burden of clothing! Revolt against un-nakedness!

dude...is that your junk? less clothing is great but um...NO.

Icelandic_Saga

I love clothes, I just can't afford all the ones that look best on me most of the time so I settle for a tshirt and jeans

BusyRaeNOTBusty

You are over thinking. Wear the fitted tops if they flatter you. Don't worry about people thinking you are trying to show off your chest. You have boobs. You aren't supposed to hide them. A good fitted V-neck tee is awesome (Costco has awesome ones right now, great fit, thick material for $10).

And so what if skinnier girls look good in jeans. This doesn't make you look any less good in them. Jeans are for every one.

Thanks . I know I should ignore negative people but I've had women look disgusted at me because I was wearing yoga pants. I realize it's probably because I am not thin and it looks sexual. But to be honest, that's not my fault. I like doing yoga and I'm not going to do it in a bin bag to satisfy the women in a cafe eating a cake.

"Other people's opinions of you are none of your business."

capnrus789

I hate clothes as well.
Lets all just shed the unnecessary burden of clothing! Revolt against un-nakedness!

Dude. Seriously, put your ding-a-ling away. You should be so excited about advertising your SHORTcomings.

1saturn

You are over thinking. Wear the fitted tops if they flatter you. Don't worry about people thinking you are trying to show off your chest. You have boobs. You aren't supposed to hide them. A good fitted V-neck tee is awesome (Costco has awesome ones right now, great fit, thick material for $10).

And so what if skinnier girls look good in jeans. This doesn't make you look any less good in them. Jeans are for every one.

Thanks . I know I should ignore negative people but I've had women look disgusted at me because I was wearing yoga pants. I realize it's probably because I am not thin and it looks sexual. But to be honest, that's not my fault. I like doing yoga and I'm not going to do it in a bin bag to satisfy the women in a cafe eating a cake.

"Other people's opinions of you are none of your business."

True

BamaBreezeNSaltAire

I hate clothes as well.
Lets all just shed the unnecessary burden of clothing! Revolt against un-nakedness!

Dude. Seriously, put your ding-a-ling away. You should be so excited about advertising your SHORTcomings.

I cannot tell a lie....

sheenarama

You have a great body. I can see why you don't wanna wear clothes.

The_Aly_Wei

God made us naked...we should stay naked.... hippies all around :flowerforyou:

The truest of statements.

MireyGal76

Find a pair of jeans that fit your tush and legs comfortably, and then spend the <$20 to get the waist tailored in. It changes the entire look and feel of the jeans, and you will feel amazing in them.

I struggle with jeans because my thighs are bigger and my legs are longer than "average". Once I found a jean that was deemed "curvy fit", I fell in LOVE with how they feel and look. *and no more needing a belt to gather in all the extra material at the waist.

I'd also recommend a boot cut leg.

Pair that with a slightly fitted top, not skin tight, and you will look fabulous.

You have a great figure, you just need to find the right style that suits you. And there is one.



oh... and dude with the junk... where's the eyebleach? Really we don't need to see shaft.

iceey

I hate clothes as well.
Lets all just shed the unnecessary burden of clothing! Revolt against un-nakedness!

Dude. Seriously, put your ding-a-ling away. You should be so excited about advertising your SHORTcomings.

I second. Don't need to see that, even if I am pro-nakedness.

Galatea_Stone

Revolution!

How about a little Nair and a zipped zipper.

Really, nobody wants to see your penis.

ColeCake292012

I don't look good in clothes or out.
But I prefer out. Comfier for sure!

taramaclaren

You are totally right - it is super important to learn to dress for your shape! I am sure you can wear whatever you want and look great, but to feel REALLY confident you need to find the clothes that flatter your best features - which sounds to me like your butt, boobs, and tiny waist.

Try tucking blousey shirts in front (just go to a banana or jcrew catalog to see some good examples of this type of styling), wear more dresses, or add belts to things. Find someone famous who has a body similar to yours and pay attention to what they wear. Note - you will not have the EXACT body as this celeb. Just someone who probably faces some of the same challenges as you. Ex - I can't claim to have the same height and hips/waist ratio as Sophia Vergara, but emulating her dress style has helped me try out a few cute items that I never would have attempted otherwise.

jackpotclown

Find a pair of jeans that fit your tush and legs comfortably, and then spend the <$20 to get the waist tailored in. It changes the entire look and feel of the jeans, and you will feel amazing in them.

I struggle with jeans because my thighs are bigger and my legs are longer than "average". Once I found a jean that was deemed "curvy fit", I fell in LOVE with how they feel and look. *and no more needing a belt to gather in all the extra material at the waist.

I'd also recommend a boot cut leg.

Pair that with a slightly fitted top, not skin tight, and you will look fabulous.

You have a great figure, you just need to find the right style that suits you. And there is one.



oh... and dude with the junk... where's the eyebleach? Really we don't need to see shaft.

shut yo mouth!!! \m/

coaoalo

This is really a "grass is always greener" kind of thing. I wish I could wear baggy clothes without looking like a tent (I'm curvy). My slim friend wishes she could wear tailored jackets without "looking like a boy" (her words). We all have styles that suit us and styles that look atrocious. It's just about finding the right balance. As to your problem- if casual clothes don't suit you then don't wear casual clothes! It's better to be overdressed and feeling awesome than "appropriately" dressed and self conscious.

devil_in_a_blue_dress

I hate clothes as well.
Lets all just shed the unnecessary burden of clothing! Revolt against un-nakedness!

You and a certain hipster would get along well.

Cranquistador

http://www.myfitnesspal.com/blog/Cranquistador/view/no-we-do-not-want-to-see-your-junk-667785

_chiaroscuro

Ask me how I can tell who didn't read the whole thread.

taramaclaren

From what I can tell, I think a high waisted pencil skirt with a midriff top would flatter you nicely. It'll elongate you -- making you appear thinner -- and draw attention to your smallest area (your waist).

edit: if you're going for a work look, just pair a tailored blazer with the ensemble. Now you have a work look that can quickly change to a girls night out look. You're welcome.

Thanks for the tips. I am already quite fond of a good old high waisted skirt . I think casual dress is the real killer haha.

Yeah casual can be tough - but as mentioned by others - jeans look just as good on you as anyone else! Also - find some casual dresses that cinch at the waist or are form fitting. There are tons of great options.

MichelleLaree13

I have a body shape similar-ish to yours. I find form fitting tops with a knee length flowing skirt is very attractive, especially belted. I like dresses that have this style and tend to get a lot of complements when wearing them. Hope this helps!

MichelleLaree13

Btw, I think it is fine to wear a comfy dress with flip flops and call it casual. I have been known to do yard work like this, lol

MizTerry

IN for being naked! (with booze, btw)

1saturn

Btw, I think it is fine to wear a comfy dress with flip flops and call it casual. I have been known to do yard work like this, lol

Yeah, I like dresses. They actually cater to a curvy form

golfguy9

Clothes don't look good on me. I have short legs it sucks

MichelleLaree13

God made us naked...we should stay naked.... hippies all around :flowerforyou:

God also made me white. If I went nude, all my bits would be a pretty blistering red . Ouch

CoolDad67

OP, I think you would look awesome in jeans and a top similar to what many girls wear exercising.

Just saying. :-)

seltzermint555

I'm the opposite, love clothes and feel they hide my not-so-great spots.

Curleycue0314

ehhh clothes is clothes is clothes...Its mass produced to fit the broadest rang of people and lets face it NONE of us are shaped the same...Thus the invention of tailors. Here's a good basic...don't focus on the size, look for something that fits. Find things that accentuate the smallest part of your waist. If you're curvy (which you don't look tooo curvy) go with a line skirts, blazers....structure. A clingy tshirt doesn't make anyone look that great! Structured pieces that give your body shape! And then...find yourself a fantastic tailor and make them your new best friend. A good tailor can take and OK jacket and make it look like a custom made piece.

Either that or go with what everyone else says....Go naked! LOL