Corrupt-a-wish story game!

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  • Dragonborn79
    Dragonborn79 Posts: 161
    Granted. But you will meet them tomorrow and instantly fall for them.

    I wish I looked like Catherine Bach circa 1980.
  • Guns_N_Buns
    Guns_N_Buns Posts: 1,899 Member
    Granted! You look like her but have the voice of peewee hermin.

    I wish I owned the Boston Celtics.
  • mybeesknees
    mybeesknees Posts: 633
    Wish granted, but they'll forever be the team that never wins.

    I wish the man I am madly in love with is in love with me.
  • Guns_N_Buns
    Guns_N_Buns Posts: 1,899 Member
    How is that corrupt? That's the truth. haha jk

    Granted. He loves you to the point of clingy annoyance.


    I wish high heels never left blisters on my feet.
  • JBfoodforlife
    JBfoodforlife Posts: 1,371 Member
    Granted... Only your ankles cannot handle heels anymore and all you can wear is flats... :/

    I wish high heels were the most comfortable shoe for women to wear... :)
  • mybeesknees
    mybeesknees Posts: 633
    Wish granted, then every women you meet will tower over you, causing you to feel little (physically and mentally).

    I wish the music industry would fire Miley Cyrus for good.
  • fr053n
    fr053n Posts: 2,793 Member
    Wish granted, but now the film industry hired her, so she's in nearly every blockbuster hit.

    I wish I could live forever
  • mybeesknees
    mybeesknees Posts: 633
    Wish granted, but you'll get the pleasure of watching everyone around you die and you'll have to face the world when the apocalypse hits according to Revelations.

    I wish the Kardashians never existed.
  • Lwillis1234
    Lwillis1234 Posts: 990 Member
    Wish granted! But now a new celebrity family is living right next door to you who act just like the Kardashians

    I wish I could not have to ever work again
  • JBfoodforlife
    JBfoodforlife Posts: 1,371 Member
    Granted... But now you are a mouse and spend your days and nights running from predators... :/

    I wish I was traveling across the US right now..
  • mybeesknees
    mybeesknees Posts: 633
    Granted, but you'll run out of gas in a desolate location where cannibals run amuck and they're starving.

    I wish the economy was booming.
  • Moonlitedi
    Moonlitedi Posts: 94 Member
    Wish granted!

    Wall street hits a record high but only short lived and the next 100 years the world is in shambles from a few corrupt people that ruined it for the rest of the world.

    I wish I was a Mermaid.
  • mybeesknees
    mybeesknees Posts: 633
    Wish granted, but you'll be forever hunted by poachers that are looking for the ultimate pay out.

    I wish I grew up in Las Vegas.
  • Lwillis1234
    Lwillis1234 Posts: 990 Member
    Granted, but now you are homeless on the streets with no food or clothes

    I wish I had a better job
  • k_piggy
    k_piggy Posts: 9
    wish granted! you are now a high-end stripper for celebrities and haul in loads of cash :D but you have to do whatever sexual favors are asked of you

    I wish to be a super hero
  • mybeesknees
    mybeesknees Posts: 633
    Definitely granted, but now all you're known for is showing up at comi-con conventions. Die hard fans think they're you and endanger the lives of civilians trying to "save" them from daily trouble.

    I wish Tom Cruise would stop singing praise about Scientology.
  • Moonlitedi
    Moonlitedi Posts: 94 Member
    Wish so Granted! However in doing how it wipes his memory and the first person he talks to "Asks him if he founds Jesus yet"

    I wish I had more tattoos
  • k_piggy
    k_piggy Posts: 9
    wish granted. tattoos now cover your entire body, but they are infected. they itch all the time and sometimes get puffy and ooze

    I wish I could go to a Cage the Elephant Concert
  • mybeesknees
    mybeesknees Posts: 633
    Your wish has been granted, but you get trampled in a mosh pit, causing you to be a quadriplegic for the remainder of your life. Good luck on having a sex life with that.

    I wish I were still a virgin.
  • balanceandnirvana
    balanceandnirvana Posts: 51 Member
    (prob bad but that made me laugh so hard)
    Wish granted! But now you're the next virgin mary pregnant with the second baby jesus come to destroy earth!

    I wish I could travel the world and see all the beautiful sites of nature
  • JBfoodforlife
    JBfoodforlife Posts: 1,371 Member
    Granted... But your stuck with a traveling partner that doesnt believe in showering and is a know it all... :)

    I wish this sweet potato tasted a lot better!
  • mybeesknees
    mybeesknees Posts: 633
    Your wish has been granted, but everything you eat will taste like a sweet potato. Nothing will cure you of this.

    I wish all politicians were truthful.
  • Moonlitedi
    Moonlitedi Posts: 94 Member
    Wish Granted!

    Now all the politicians told nothing but the truth and revealed secrets that take down the entire government and the US is now in chaos and Martial law now rules the land.

    I wish I had a build in vocoder, so I can switch on at will when I sing, to sound like a robot.
  • JBfoodforlife
    JBfoodforlife Posts: 1,371 Member
    Granted... But your singing voice sounds like C3PO and everyone just boos when you sing... :(

    I wish I had time to stay and post more on MFP...lol
  • mybeesknees
    mybeesknees Posts: 633
    Wish granted, but you'll post something innocent and end up being attacked by those claiming to not be internet bullies and they'll personally bash you endlessly. You'll end up deleting your account and vow to never return.

    I wish Robert Plant was my father.
  • Lwillis1234
    Lwillis1234 Posts: 990 Member
    Wish granted but now he doesnt see you at all once you were born and doesnt want too

    I wish I had all the answers
  • mybeesknees
    mybeesknees Posts: 633
    Wish granted. The world will overwhelm you with questions and you'll have a huge following. In the meantime, wars will break out, because nations want to claim you as their property and those that view you as the Anti-Christ are bound to find and kill you. Once that happens, the biggest war will commence, killing off mankind once and for all.

    I wish I were married to Jared "Ghetto" Leto.
  • Forty6and2
    Forty6and2 Posts: 2,492 Member
    Granted! But he suffers from incurable erectile dysfunction and he's bringing his creepy aunt and collection of matches to your house. Also, he doesn't allow people in or out because he's afraid of his creepy aunt escaping.

    I wish I had lasagna!
  • JBfoodforlife
    JBfoodforlife Posts: 1,371 Member
    Granted... But it is made by a blind, oriental sous chef who knows nothing about Italian food... :/

    I wish I could read people's minds...
  • mybeesknees
    mybeesknees Posts: 633
    Granted. You won't be able to "shut off" reading others' minds and it'll drive you insane, due to all of the voices crowding your thoughts. You'll eventually go insane, because you can't decipher if the voices in your read are your thoughts or others'.

    I wish I were Axel Rose.

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