Holy Burrito!

Hophead43

so what will you do for your protein?

you say you're in california...has the sushi burrito hit your town yet?
I'm obsesssssssed.

Soooo I want one of those in my mouth. Now.

OMG!! Yummy!!!!!!!!

BITEME_GRRR

mmm Burritos.

giggitygoo

The struggle IS real.

WillLift4Tats

so what will you do for your protein?

you say you're in california...has the sushi burrito hit your town yet?
I'm obsesssssssed.

Waaaaaaant. A pescatarian's wet dream...

RIGHT?? I NEED THIS!

da_bears1008

JenniferIsLosingIt

I blew most of my calories today on something called a fatty and then some fried gizzards lol! The fatty was ground spicy sausage made with jalepenos and cheese rolled into it wrapped in bacon and smoked on a smoker thingy and OMG! It was amazing! Am I totally gonna have to walk for an hour to burn most of it off..yep....is it worth it....yep!

JenniferIsLosingIt

When I first saw the sign for Wrap n' Roll Sushi burrito I have to admit I was scared. But then a coworker invited me to go and she clarified that tortillas weren't used...they were essentially giant sushi rolls.

...I was still somewhat hesitant.



But then we went. They held together surprisingly well. They were ridiculously good. And they're affordable. I think about $8 or $9. (Two GIANT halves.) We will still go to our favorite sushi spot when craving nigiri and a date night but wrap n' roll is a nice alternative.

ok but how many calories???hmmm??? because it looks amazeballs!

DavidSTC

Funniest Burrito rant ever:

https://medium.com/p/fd08c0babb57/

Holy crap I'm dyyyying hahaha :laugh:

That was epic! So many good lines.

"Jesus already gave me two burrito forks. One at the end of each arm. They’re called (censored) HANDS."

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

xbrady

I don't know if this is a huge issue for most people, but I live in California and the allure of Mexican food is strong. 24 hour Mexican food shops on every corner offering trans fat and fried cheesy, sour-creamy goodness at all hours of the night.
So even after an hour long session of hot yoga, a 1400 calorie veggie burrito is like a wrecking ball to all my progress.
I think I'm going to just go on a burrito diet. One burrito a day, divided in three. Hot carrots for snacks.

The struggle is real.

Just curious ....how friggin big is a 1400 calorie veggie burrito???

About 2 hands long, hand breadth wide, weighing in at about 5 pounds.
Who needs to lift when you have two burritos and a mouth??

Come to Cali, we'll show you a damn burrito.

ashleeei

I am in San Diego and the struggle is real!!! Its like northern mexico here with all the AWESOME mexican food we are offered here!!!! :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad:

DymonNdaRgh40

When I first saw the sign for Wrap n' Roll Sushi burrito I have to admit I was scared. But then a coworker invited me to go and she clarified that tortillas weren't used...they were essentially giant sushi rolls.

...I was still somewhat hesitant.



But then we went. They held together surprisingly well. They were ridiculously good. And they're affordable. I think about $8 or $9. (Two GIANT halves.) We will still go to our favorite sushi spot when craving nigiri and a date night but wrap n' roll is a nice alternative.

I just googled for a Wrap and Roll near me and no luck! I do have family in Sacramento so I know where I'm headed the next time I visit.

Bless you for posting this.

Hophead43

I don't know if this is a huge issue for most people, but I live in California and the allure of Mexican food is strong. 24 hour Mexican food shops on every corner offering trans fat and fried cheesy, sour-creamy goodness at all hours of the night.
So even after an hour long session of hot yoga, a 1400 calorie veggie burrito is like a wrecking ball to all my progress.
I think I'm going to just go on a burrito diet. One burrito a day, divided in three. Hot carrots for snacks.

The struggle is real.

Just curious ....how friggin big is a 1400 calorie veggie burrito???

About 2 hands long, hand breadth wide, weighing in at about 5 pounds.
Who needs to lift when you have two burritos and a mouth??

Come to Cali, we'll show you a damn burrito.

WOW!!! JUST WOW!! That is massive, you probably could just cut it in thirds and eat only that for the day.

woodml1

so what will you do for your protein?

you say you're in california...has the sushi burrito hit your town yet?
I'm obsesssssssed.

OMG... I would punch a baby to eat that right now.

jennidayschell

I like my burritos like I like my women, immobile and covered in cheese.

^ I died. Hahahaha

glitznglamour15

Can I substitute the burrito for fajitas?

cowbellsandcoffee

Burritos are my jam.

FoxyLifter

When I first saw the sign for Wrap n' Roll Sushi burrito I have to admit I was scared. But then a coworker invited me to go and she clarified that tortillas weren't used...they were essentially giant sushi rolls.

...I was still somewhat hesitant.



But then we went. They held together surprisingly well. They were ridiculously good. And they're affordable. I think about $8 or $9. (Two GIANT halves.) We will still go to our favorite sushi spot when craving nigiri and a date night but wrap n' roll is a nice alternative.

NOM NOM NOM NOM!

jennyfromtheblocko

Winning the internet with burrito banter! Thank you!

Francl27

Oh man I want those sushi burritos. I do also wonder the calories in those though!

And that rant... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

tabithaduarte

u think thats bad...how about living (temporarily) with your salvadoran mother in law who goes to the mexican store often for carne asada and on the weekends make tamales and EVERYDAY makes pupusas. talk about a struggle.
pupusas are like homemade toritillas but stuffed with CHEESE AND CARNE.