Finally! A weight loss product that WORKS!
jessspurr
Posts: 258 Member
It's called "air". You eat it after you've consumed your daily allotment of calories. It helped me lose 50 pounds and it can help you too!
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I remember one of the first infomercials I saw was for a system called Oxercise or something - it was an exercise programme based on breathing.....apparently you could 'tone' your abs and get a 6 pack by breathing and clenching..... Yup.0
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I was offered a franchise once. You would buy all this fitness equipment that you strap your clients to and the equipment moves their bodies around to burn calories. Guess that never took off.0
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...I guess it wasn't as funny as I thought it was...0
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You made me laugh, so it must have been funny. ????0
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It is funny!0
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I remember one of the first infomercials I saw was for a system called Oxercise or something - it was an exercise programme based on breathing.....apparently you could 'tone' your abs and get a 6 pack by breathing and clenching..... Yup.0
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How does it "work" or help if it provides no calories or satiety? At least you could drink yourself full with water (albeit only for a short while) and that has zero calories.0
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Thank you! Some validation! Geez! :laugh: My friend and I were talking about all the snake oil weight loss products there are out there and this just popped into my mind and I had to share it with you guys. Now, everyone tell me I'm witty :bigsmile:0
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How does it "work" or help if it provides no calories or satiety? At least you could drink yourself full with water (albeit only for a short while) and that has zero calories.
Are you entirely serious?0 -
I don't get it...
Like how do you eat air......0 -
I don't get it...
Like how do you eat air......
Well...first you get a spoon...0 -
I don't eat air, I heard it gives you gas.
Rigger0 -
I don't get it...
Like how do you eat air......
Well...first you get a spoon...
BRILLIANT! I really love spoons
And then?0 -
I don't eat air, I heard it gives you gas.
Rigger
Well, that's just at first.0 -
I was offered a franchise once. You would buy all this fitness equipment that you strap your clients to and the equipment moves their bodies around to burn calories. Guess that never took off.
The Dormatron?
I take air every day and have lost 138#.
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I don't get it...
Like how do you eat air......
Well...first you get a spoon...
BRILLIANT! I really love spoons
And then?
You get a scoop of air and put it in your mouth.0 -
I don't get it...
Like how do you eat air......
Well...first you get a spoon...
BRILLIANT! I really love spoons
And then?
You get a scoop of air and put it in your mouth.
Can I get a bowl and fill it up full of air and then eat it? I would feel weird with a spoon and no bowl....0 -
You get a scoop of air and put it in your mouth.
Can I get a bowl and fill it up full of air and then eat it? I would feel weird with a spoon and no bowl....
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Of course. I assumed the bowl was implied.0 -
I would so go there LOL!
Darn I was suppose to have quoted someone!0 -
It's called "air". You eat it after you've consumed your daily allotment of calories. It helped me lose 50 pounds and it can help you too!
OMG! That was SOOO funny!!! I laughed SOOO hard!! YOU my friend are 1. a credit to humanity and 2. a real asset to the MFP community. Keep those sage comments coming, puh-leeease!!0
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