Finally! A weight loss product that WORKS!

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jessspurr
jessspurr Posts: 258 Member
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It's called "air". You eat it after you've consumed your daily allotment of calories. It helped me lose 50 pounds and it can help you too!
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  • psych101
    psych101 Posts: 1,842 Member
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    I remember one of the first infomercials I saw was for a system called Oxercise or something - it was an exercise programme based on breathing.....apparently you could 'tone' your abs and get a 6 pack by breathing and clenching..... Yup.
  • rsclause
    rsclause Posts: 3,103 Member
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    I was offered a franchise once. You would buy all this fitness equipment that you strap your clients to and the equipment moves their bodies around to burn calories. Guess that never took off.
  • jessspurr
    jessspurr Posts: 258 Member
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    ...I guess it wasn't as funny as I thought it was... :embarassed:
  • alimac92
    alimac92 Posts: 705 Member
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    You made me laugh, so it must have been funny. ????
  • patriciapowerswilliamson
    patriciapowerswilliamson Posts: 109
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    It is funny!
  • paulawatkins1974
    paulawatkins1974 Posts: 720 Member
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    I remember one of the first infomercials I saw was for a system called Oxercise or something - it was an exercise programme based on breathing.....apparently you could 'tone' your abs and get a 6 pack by breathing and clenching..... Yup.
    I bought that video! LOL In my defense, I was only about 17
  • GreatDepression
    GreatDepression Posts: 347 Member
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    How does it "work" or help if it provides no calories or satiety? At least you could drink yourself full with water (albeit only for a short while) and that has zero calories.
  • jessspurr
    jessspurr Posts: 258 Member
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    Thank you! Some validation! Geez! :laugh: My friend and I were talking about all the snake oil weight loss products there are out there and this just popped into my mind and I had to share it with you guys. Now, everyone tell me I'm witty :bigsmile:
  • jessspurr
    jessspurr Posts: 258 Member
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    How does it "work" or help if it provides no calories or satiety? At least you could drink yourself full with water (albeit only for a short while) and that has zero calories.

    Are you entirely serious?
  • TheLostMermaid
    TheLostMermaid Posts: 122
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    I don't get it...



    Like how do you eat air......
  • jessspurr
    jessspurr Posts: 258 Member
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    I don't get it...



    Like how do you eat air......

    Well...first you get a spoon...
  • navyrigger46
    navyrigger46 Posts: 1,301 Member
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    I don't eat air, I heard it gives you gas.

    Rigger
  • TheLostMermaid
    TheLostMermaid Posts: 122
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    I don't get it...



    Like how do you eat air......

    Well...first you get a spoon...


    BRILLIANT! I really love spoons


    And then?
  • jessspurr
    jessspurr Posts: 258 Member
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    I don't eat air, I heard it gives you gas.

    Rigger

    Well, that's just at first.
  • zyxst
    zyxst Posts: 9,135 Member
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    I was offered a franchise once. You would buy all this fitness equipment that you strap your clients to and the equipment moves their bodies around to burn calories. Guess that never took off.

    The Dormatron?
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    I take air every day and have lost 138#.
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  • jessspurr
    jessspurr Posts: 258 Member
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    I don't get it...



    Like how do you eat air......

    Well...first you get a spoon...


    BRILLIANT! I really love spoons


    And then?

    You get a scoop of air and put it in your mouth.
  • TheLostMermaid
    TheLostMermaid Posts: 122
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    I don't get it...



    Like how do you eat air......

    Well...first you get a spoon...


    BRILLIANT! I really love spoons


    And then?

    You get a scoop of air and put it in your mouth.

    Can I get a bowl and fill it up full of air and then eat it? I would feel weird with a spoon and no bowl....
  • jessspurr
    jessspurr Posts: 258 Member
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    You get a scoop of air and put it in your mouth.

    Can I get a bowl and fill it up full of air and then eat it? I would feel weird with a spoon and no bowl....
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    Of course. I assumed the bowl was implied.
  • loves03
    loves03 Posts: 73 Member
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    I would so go there LOL!

    Darn I was suppose to have quoted someone!
  • eomuno215in541
    eomuno215in541 Posts: 201 Member
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    It's called "air". You eat it after you've consumed your daily allotment of calories. It helped me lose 50 pounds and it can help you too!

    OMG! That was SOOO funny!!! I laughed SOOO hard!! YOU my friend are 1. a credit to humanity and 2. a real asset to the MFP community. Keep those sage comments coming, puh-leeease!!

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