Jokes Thread - Post Up!!
Train4Foodz
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Post up your jokes.. no matter how corny or daft... Jokes are jokes XD
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"Knock !knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Doctor."
"Doctor Who?"
"Yes it's me!"
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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back!0 -
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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back!0 -
A girl walks into a grocery store and asks the stock boy if he has any nuts.
The guy says, "No, ma'am."
She says, "Well, do you have any dates?"
And he says, "Ma'am, if I don't have nuts, do you really expect me to have dates?"0 -
A couple of weeks ago someone knocked on my door long after midnight. I was going to ignore it, but my wife made me get up. I ask the young man at the door what he needed, and he said a push.
I told him it was too late. If he hadn't got help by the time the sun came up to come back.
When I got back in bed, the wife ask me what he wanted. I told her he needed a push, but I told him to wait for daylight.
She said, but what would the neighbors think? Get your clothes on and go help that young man.
So I got dressed and got my truck keys and went back to the front door. I couldn't see the fellow so I gave a little shout, are you still needing a push.
He shouted back, yes.
I ask, well, where are you at?
He answered, around here at the swing.0 -
A girl walks into a grocery store and asks the stock boy if he has any nuts.
The guy says, "No, ma'am."
She says, "Well, do you have any dates?"
And he says, "Ma'am, if I don't have nuts, do you really expect me to have dates?"
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Hollywood has a new movie called "Constipation."
It's not out yet.0 -
What do you call a nun who has had a sex change?
A Transistor.0 -
What do you call an African-American Pilot?
A PILOT, you racist!0 -
Hollywood has a new movie called "Constipation."
It's not out yet.0 -
Why do cemeteries have gates around them?
People are dying to get in there!
Did you hear the one about the guy who had an operation to have the left half of his body removed? He's all right now....0 -
Two nuns in a bath:
One says - where's the soap
The other replies - yes it does, doesn't it!0 -
It was 30 below and a wicked nor'easter was blowing outside! Her husband had been standing at the window and staring for hours. She guessed if it kept up much longer, she'd have to let him in.0
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Two nuns in a bath:
One says - where's the soap
The other replies - yes it does, doesn't it!
Hmmmm, I'm still working on this one.....:ohwell:0 -
Two priests walk into a bar...
The third one ducked.0 -
Why does Snoop Dogg always carry an umbrella?
Fadrizzle!0 -
Two nuns in a bath:
One says - where's the soap
The other replies - yes it does, doesn't it!
Hmmmm, I'm still working on this one.....:ohwell:0 -
Hollywood has a new movie called "Constipation."
It's not out yet.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0 -
Police: where do u live?
Me: with my parents
Police: where does ur parents live?
Me: with me
Police: where do u all live?
Me: together
Police: where is ur house?
Me: next to my neighbors house
Police: where is your neighbors house?
Me: if i tell you u wont believe me.
Police: tell me
Me: next to my house0
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