I hope you don't just date Barbie

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  • idontcarroll
    idontcarroll Posts: 216 Member
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  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    Barbie... with amazing hair and a figure to die for... and yet in the end... her panties are permanently attached...

    wait... wut?

    Out.

    Unless moving them to the side is an option.
  • MireyGal76
    MireyGal76 Posts: 7,334 Member
    Barbie... with amazing hair and a figure to die for... and yet in the end... her panties are permanently attached...

    wait... wut?

    Out.

    Unless moving them to the side is an option.

    nowadays, they're moulded on, white granny panties, sometimes with pretty flowers.
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    Barbie... with amazing hair and a figure to die for... and yet in the end... her panties are permanently attached...

    wait... wut?

    Out.

    Unless moving them to the side is an option.

    nowadays, they're moulded on, white granny panties, sometimes with pretty flowers.

    And yer outta heeeeeere!
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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  • whitebalance
    whitebalance Posts: 1,654 Member
    Barbie... with amazing hair and a figure to die for... and yet in the end... her panties are permanently attached...

    wait... wut?

    Out.

    Unless moving them to the side is an option.

    nowadays, they're moulded on, white granny panties, sometimes with pretty flowers.
    Seriously? Wow. When I was a kid, if we wanted Barbie to wear underwear, we had to get a paper route, by golly, and we had to go to the store and buy that underwear ourselves with our hard-earned cash.

    My Barbies all had FGM, I guess... No openings down there. Childbirth must've really sucked for Barbie.
  • LookMaNoHands
    LookMaNoHands Posts: 174 Member
    My ex was a nerdy accountant. lol

    I wish there were groupies for us nerdy accountants like there are for rock stars and pro athletes.

    not all accountants are "nerdy" by appearance.. i'm an accountant and people doubt me all the time when i tell them that :noway:

    I'm an accountant, too. I don't think I am nerdy in appearance, but I'm nerdy on the inside and that's what counts. ;-)
  • EddieHaskell97
    EddieHaskell97 Posts: 2,227 Member
    Barbie... with amazing hair and a figure to die for... and yet in the end... her panties are permanently attached...

    wait... wut?

    Out.

    Unless moving them to the side is an option.

    nowadays, they're moulded on, white granny panties, sometimes with pretty flowers.

    And yer outta heeeeeere!

    :laugh::drinker:

    I'd get a strike, even though it's PG-13...
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApvngXoiung
  • Phoenix__Rising
    Phoenix__Rising Posts: 9,981 Member
    Oh my!! And anatomically correct too? She's in trouble!!
  • vjohn04
    vjohn04 Posts: 2,276 Member
    wut ?
  • jwooley13
    jwooley13 Posts: 243
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    DUH TRISHA
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
    It must be rough out there, lol. I don't think people are thinking about it that seriously when they ask if Barbie is your type. It took me a little while to understand the OP, but I figured it out.
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  • SweeDecadence92
    SweeDecadence92 Posts: 218 Member
    So people are assuming things about you, based on the way you look? I can't even imagine how frustrating that must be for you. Luckily, as a woman, I've never had to deal with that.

    SNAP! :laugh:
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    So people are assuming things about you, based on the way you look? I can't even imagine how frustrating that must be for you. Luckily, as a woman, I've never had to deal with that.

    LOL This is fantastic!

    :smokin: I do what I can.
  • baba_helly
    baba_helly Posts: 810 Member
    Instead of just DATING Barbie, should I also try getting into her pants?

    I heard she doesn't put out
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    Instead of just DATING Barbie, should I also try getting into her pants?

    I heard she doesn't put out
    the problem is that there's nothing to put it IN \m/
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
    Given this post, if that's the worst thing you hear about dating, you are getting off easy.
  • silver_arrow3
    silver_arrow3 Posts: 1,373 Member
    Instead of just DATING Barbie, should I also try getting into her pants?

    I heard she doesn't put out

    There has to be a bet involved, I think.
  • salembambi
    salembambi Posts: 5,585 Member
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    yass
  • BusyRaeNOTBusty
    BusyRaeNOTBusty Posts: 7,166 Member
    Is this plastic body shaming? And how can we be sure Barbie doesn't deadlift?

    Well she definitely doesn't do any upper body work. She's got some twigs for arms.
  • vjohn04
    vjohn04 Posts: 2,276 Member
    Is this plastic body shaming? And how can we be sure Barbie doesn't deadlift?

    Well she definitely doesn't do any upper body work. She's got some twigs for arms.

    She has bunz of steel though.
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    Here's my kind of Barbie

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    she has to put out..... I mean how else did this kid get here?

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    \m/
  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
    so, Barbie is why I'm single? Damn that plastic bia.
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    Or let me guess your type is Barbie......that makes my skin crawl....I seem to hear it once a week

    why is your type barbie when your in shape or work out?

    no I like curves from squatting and deadlifting thank you very much


    single scene is rough one at times :)

    At least they didn't guess that your type was Ken.
  • Greywalk
    Greywalk Posts: 193 Member
    I tried to date Barbie once, but it didn't work out. She was so stiff, and the silent treatment was downright demoralizing.

    lmao...great line
  • alibee81
    alibee81 Posts: 62
    I've dated hot guys and they've usually been quite boring and or self absorbed. Nerdy guys are more interesting and easy going, in my experience :)
  • jkowula
    jkowula Posts: 447
    I've dated hot guys and they've usually been quite boring and or self absorbed. Nerdy guys are more interesting and easy going, in my experience :)

    Ah, there is hope for us IT nerdy guys yet...
  • jasonmh630
    jasonmh630 Posts: 2,850 Member
    I've dated hot guys and they've usually been quite boring and or self absorbed. Nerdy guys are more interesting and easy going, in my experience :)

    How YOU doin'? :wink: :flowerforyou:
  • Phoenix__Rising
    Phoenix__Rising Posts: 9,981 Member
    Here's my kind of Barbie

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    she has to put out..... I mean how else did this kid get here?

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    \m/

    You are diabolical!! Thought I'd seen it all. :huh:

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