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man gets stuck in a giant...

neandermagnon
neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
edited February 25 in Chit-Chat
statue of a vagina: http://metro.co.uk/2014/06/22/student-gets-stuck-inside-giant-stone-vagina-4771752/#item-attachment_4771828 (NSFW warning depends on geographic location. In Europe, this is art. In some other places, it's NSFW)

he climbed inside for a dare and got stuck and it took the fireman a long time to rescue him.
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  • fr053n
    fr053n Posts: 2,793 Member
    lol
  • RECowgill
    RECowgill Posts: 881 Member
    story of my life
  • arainiday1
    arainiday1 Posts: 1,763 Member
    i saw that on fb today lol pretty funny
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    I would love to see the accident/incident report form for this..... the statue was at a university, and universities are required to log all such incidents on report forms :bigsmile:
  • KameHameHaaa
    KameHameHaaa Posts: 244 Member
    "As a matter of fact, I WAS born yesterday"
  • TMM211073
    TMM211073 Posts: 153 Member
    I saw that news story in the Metro yesterday, oh boy did I laugh.... Maybe he was homesick lol xXx
  • sunglasses_and_ocean_waves
    sunglasses_and_ocean_waves Posts: 2,757 Member
    In Europe, this is art. In some other places, it's NSFW)


    rhony-luann-eyeroll.gif
  • SunofaBeach14
    SunofaBeach14 Posts: 4,899 Member
    Those things are dangerous!
  • jimmmer
    jimmmer Posts: 3,515 Member
    Scroll down and one of the other stories is "nude sunbather causes traffic pile-up", or something close.
  • 4homer
    4homer Posts: 457 Member
    Eeeeewwww
  • SunofaBeach14
    SunofaBeach14 Posts: 4,899 Member
    1034366352_CMyDocumentsGal_zps37ae1449.jpg
  • Galatea_Stone
    Galatea_Stone Posts: 2,037 Member
    *Looks at statue; looks at self. Looks at statue; looks at self*

    :huh:
  • Derp_Diggler
    Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
    The question is why would he want to get out?
  • darkguardian419
    darkguardian419 Posts: 1,302 Member
    he got stuck? well, it looks like I'm taking THAT one off the bucket list...
  • sunglasses_and_ocean_waves
    sunglasses_and_ocean_waves Posts: 2,757 Member
    The question is why would he want to get out?

    It was time to roll over and sleep.
  • gypsy_spirit
    gypsy_spirit Posts: 2,107 Member
    *Looks at statue; looks at self. Looks at statue; looks at self*

    :huh:

    My thoughts, as well. Art is so subjective. :huh:
  • SunofaBeach14
    SunofaBeach14 Posts: 4,899 Member
    Kegels could have prevented this tragedy
  • sunglasses_and_ocean_waves
    sunglasses_and_ocean_waves Posts: 2,757 Member
    *Looks at statue; looks at self. Looks at statue; looks at self*

    :huh:

    My thoughts, as well. Art is so subjective. :huh:

    You must not be European otherwise you'd get it. :wink:
  • vjohn04
    vjohn04 Posts: 2,276 Member
    lol
  • vjohn04
    vjohn04 Posts: 2,276 Member
    Kegels could have prevented this tragedy

    it really was harder to get into than fort knox.
  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
    tumblr_mcerve3WRG1rjrhnyo1_500_zps5becf6f4.gif

    This makes me simultaneously happy and sad that I no longer teach high school art. I'd be so tempted to share this story, and parents in rural Arkansas frown on that sort of thing. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    It took 22 firefighters to ease him out. That's got to be a record somewhere.
  • gypsy_spirit
    gypsy_spirit Posts: 2,107 Member
    *Looks at statue; looks at self. Looks at statue; looks at self*

    :huh:

    My thoughts, as well. Art is so subjective. :huh:

    You must not be European otherwise you'd get it. :wink:

    Not European (I do have all European ancestors). Are Vajayjays different in Europe? :wink:
  • George_Baileys_Ghost
    George_Baileys_Ghost Posts: 1,524 Member
    *Looks at statue; looks at self. Looks at statue; looks at self*

    :huh:

    My thoughts, as well. Art is so subjective. :huh:

    You must not be European otherwise you'd get it. :wink:

    Not European (I do have all European ancestors). Are Vajayjays different in Europe? :wink:

    Once in fourth grade, I heard that in some countries, they're sideways.
  • srslybritt
    srslybritt Posts: 1,618 Member
    2rxk8j6.gif
  • sunglasses_and_ocean_waves
    sunglasses_and_ocean_waves Posts: 2,757 Member
    *Looks at statue; looks at self. Looks at statue; looks at self*

    :huh:

    My thoughts, as well. Art is so subjective. :huh:

    You must not be European otherwise you'd get it. :wink:

    Not European (I do have all European ancestors). Are Vajayjays different in Europe? :wink:

    According to the OP, EuroPEENs appreciate this as art ....
  • Galatea_Stone
    Galatea_Stone Posts: 2,037 Member
    It took 22 firefighters to ease him out. That's got to be a record somewhere.

    Should have used more AstroGlide.
  • dropdeadgreggie_
    dropdeadgreggie_ Posts: 166 Member
    I'm guessing it was his first time inside a vagina since birth.
  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
    *Looks at statue; looks at self. Looks at statue; looks at self*

    :huh:

    My thoughts, as well. Art is so subjective. :huh:

    You must not be European otherwise you'd get it. :wink:

    Not European (I do have all European ancestors). Are Vajayjays different in Europe? :wink:

    Once in fourth grade, I heard that in some countries, they're sideways.

    I thought it was that they spin the other direction. No? Oh.
  • twinteensmom
    twinteensmom Posts: 371 Member
    well, if you're a giant ****, this is to be expected!
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