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      How do you grow a tribal arm band tattoo? And why would you want one if you could?

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      I'll let myself out
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      OP, don't worry. Some guys don't hit puberty until 21. If by that age it hasn't happened, you may want to talk to your gynecologist.

      HAHAHA!!!!
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      You've been on MFP since 2011 and just turned 18? Hmmm. Well, if you had asked in 2011 - you'd have that beard by now. Relax. In 15 years you'll be trying like he!! to look younger.
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      OP, don't worry. Some guys don't hit puberty until 21. If by that age it hasn't happened, you may want to talk to your gynecologist.

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      Hi SG! Didn't know you were still around! :drinker:
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      I'm sure as soon as your beard comes in, you'll be able to land one of those cougars you've been pining for.
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      are you doing crossfit in your avi

      He's playing with his snatch.
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      Well son, soon, you'll start noticing some changes in your body. Your voice will likely deepen, you'll notice you start feeling differently around girls, and you'll start getting hair in unusual places. All of these things are perfectly natural, so don't worry.

      As far as developing a lush, full beard like mine, that may take a while, but in the mean time you can shave off some of that hair from the unusual places I was mentioning before, and use it to fill in any patchy areas on your face. It's what I did, and what my father before me, and his father before him did. They handed down to me both this tradition and the same tube of glue they used.....now I'm passing it on to you. Use it wisely and sparingly. You'll get there, Champ. *ruffles your hair*

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      He's playing with his snatch.

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      Someone's on a roll today.
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      Move to Canada, become a lumberjack. That will make beard happen.
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      Seriously OP you do not want a beard, I don't know about the rest of the women but I'm sick of seeing guys walking around like theyre waiting to attend Mecca on fridays and what straight woman would want to kiss a bush? :tongue:

      A bit of designer rough now and then, yep! im all for that saves me exfoliating, but clean shaven is best.. no rashes :wink:
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      have some of mine man...... as soon as i shave i have a 5 oclock shadow. It's a genetic thing though, when i was 16 i had a beard a terrorist would be proud of.
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      have some of mine man...... as soon as i shave i have a 5 oclock shadow. It's a genetic thing though, when i was 16 i had a beard a terrorist would be proud of.

      :laugh: But you do suit it !
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      Try pressing firmly on your nose.
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      Turned 18 not long ago, wondering when my facial hair will start to grow? I wanna look more manly and mature.
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      What's all this about?
    • Posts: 1,984 Member
      Turned 18 not long ago, wondering when my facial hair will start to grow? I wanna look more manly and mature.

      I'm 54 and still only shave once or twice a week. As someone said, it is genetic.
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      I've never tried to grow a full beard, my facial hair comes in lighter along my cheek line...so I imagine it might not be the fullest/most impressive beard
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      Once you hook up with a cougar, it makes you grow a beard.

      Let us know how that works out for you.
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      I'm sure as soon as your beard comes in, you'll be able to land one of those cougars you've been pining for.

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      can grow a full beard ;-)
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      OP, don't worry. Some guys don't hit puberty until 21. If by that age it hasn't happened, you may want to talk to your gynecologist.
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      can grow a full beard ;-)

      Oooooh, I get it! *wiggles eyebrow*
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      Once you hook up with a cougar, it makes you grow a beard.

      Let us know how that works out for you.

      ^^^ you weren't supposed to give up the REAL answer... sheesh... :sad:
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      As a woman, I don't want to grow one lol.

      I like men who are clean shaven personally... tho my husband looks great with a goatee too. Just so it's well groomed. Having a beard doesn't make you more of a man tho...
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      Didn't you and your buddy Beavis already try this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yPTXYlDnY8
    • Posts: 259 Member
      Try rubbing cow manuer on your face. It's a natural fertilizer. It may help. :wink: your welcome
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