how can i grow a beard?

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  • elprincipito
    elprincipito Posts: 1,200 Member
    I can't either so i stopped. Just being clean shaved looks better on me in my opinion anyways.
  • Michelle_Padgett13
    Michelle_Padgett13 Posts: 417 Member
    I feel ya, dude. I can only grow 3 hairs on my chin. But I'm thinking menopause will turn that into a seriously awesome goatee. Fingers crossed!
  • srslybritt
    srslybritt Posts: 1,618 Member
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  • KameHameHaaaa
    KameHameHaaaa Posts: 837 Member
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    Well son, soon, you'll start noticing some changes in your body. Your voice will likely deepen, you'll notice you start feeling differently around girls, and you'll start getting hair in unusual places. All of these things are perfectly natural, so don't worry.

    As far as developing a lush, full beard like mine, that may take a while, but in the mean time you can shave off some of that hair from the unusual places I was mentioning before, and use it to fill in any patchy areas on your face. It's what I did, and what my father before me, and his father before him did. They handed down to me both this tradition and the same tube of glue they used.....now I'm passing it on to you. Use it wisely and sparingly. You'll get there, Champ. *ruffles your hair*

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  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member
    I'm disappointed this isn't a thread about the type of beard you marry in order to conceal being gay.
  • tehboxingkitteh
    tehboxingkitteh Posts: 1,574 Member
    I'm sure as soon as your beard comes in, you'll be able to land one of those cougars you've been pining for.

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  • Blacklance36
    Blacklance36 Posts: 755 Member
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    Ok, I laughed out loud at this and I needed it today.
    Thanks.

    Go Bombers go! They are in for a tough fight tonight.
  • mustgetmuscles1
    mustgetmuscles1 Posts: 3,346 Member
    Squats. Its the answer to everything on here.
  • Kazzam33
    Kazzam33 Posts: 210
    Seriously OP you do not want a beard, I don't know about the rest of the women but I'm sick of seeing guys walking around like theyre waiting to attend Mecca on fridays and what straight woman would want to kiss a bush? :tongue:

    A bit of designer rough now and then, yep! im all for that saves me exfoliating, but clean shaven is best.. no rashes :wink:

    I'm a straight woman & I think beards are sexy as hell!!! I love me some manly man-ness. :wink:
  • Kazzam33
    Kazzam33 Posts: 210
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  • Kazzam33
    Kazzam33 Posts: 210
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    THIS^^^
  • Kazzam33
    Kazzam33 Posts: 210
    You could start with something like this OP.

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    Then move onto this one in a few years perhaps?

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    You're welcome! :drinker:
  • no_russian
    no_russian Posts: 893 Member
    Oh dear
  • kdeaux1959
    kdeaux1959 Posts: 2,675 Member
    It is largely genetic as others have said. T level is not likely the problem given the fact that OP has obviously had no problem developing muscle growth... Avoid any type of steroid solutions.
  • EvgeniZyntx
    EvgeniZyntx Posts: 24,208 Member
    squats and deadlifts.
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    Turned 18 not long ago, wondering when my facial hair will start to grow? I wanna look more manly and mature.

    Gotta keep the area you want to grow facial hair lubricated with female hormonal lubrication. Works for me.
  • Follow_me
    Follow_me Posts: 6,120 Member
    I think your balls have to drop first
  • jjchapa2
    jjchapa2 Posts: 135 Member
    I grew a beard from one day to the next :p Its a hassle

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