Super Serious Question

Options
Aaron_K123
Aaron_K123 Posts: 7,122 Member
in Health and Weight Loss
Would farting make you lighter or heavier?
«13

Replies

  • Lilly_the_Hillbilly
    Lilly_the_Hillbilly Posts: 914 Member
    Options
    Do you fart helium?
  • Hornsby
    Hornsby Posts: 10,322 Member
    Options
    When you smell a fart, are you actually breathing in really small poop particles?
  • EricJonrosh
    EricJonrosh Posts: 823 Member
    Options
    Lighter. And pee comes from the balls.
  • DorseyJ618
    DorseyJ618 Posts: 61
    Options
    When you smell a fart, are you actually breathing in really small poop particles?

    ... my life will never be the same.
  • muggzie399
    muggzie399 Posts: 116 Member
    Options
    Really????
  • Hornsby
    Hornsby Posts: 10,322 Member
    Options
    When you smell a fart, are you actually breathing in really small poop particles?

    ... my life will never be the same.

    You are welcome! Have fun in your next elevator! :)
  • Aaron_K123
    Aaron_K123 Posts: 7,122 Member
    Options
    Do you fart helium?

    Nope, methane...CH4, which at atmospheric pressure is less dense than the other components of air (O2, N2, CO2) and therefore, like helium, rises.
  • ponycyndi
    ponycyndi Posts: 858 Member
    Options
    Do you fart helium?

    Nope, methane...CH4, which at atmospheric pressure is less dense than the other components of air (O2, N2, CO2) and therefore, like helium, rises.


    So.......heavier, then.
  • Aaron_K123
    Aaron_K123 Posts: 7,122 Member
    Options
    Do you fart helium?

    Nope, methane...CH4, which at atmospheric pressure is less dense than the other components of air (O2, N2, CO2) and therefore, like helium, rises.


    So.......heavier, then.

    I think so. Not by much mind you and of course it doesn't matter I'm just having a bit of fun but yeah, I think heavier.
  • Oi_Sunshine
    Oi_Sunshine Posts: 819 Member
    Options
    We need 500 volunteers and some Taco Bell for this controlled study.
  • laflordivina
    laflordivina Posts: 15
    Options
    We need 500 volunteers and some Taco Bell for this controlled study.

    I snorted lol
  • williams969
    williams969 Posts: 2,528 Member
    Options
    Do you fart helium?

    Nope, methane...CH4, which at atmospheric pressure is less dense than the other components of air (O2, N2, CO2) and therefore, like helium, rises.

    False, unless my kids are farting something else. Cuz that stuff sinks into the sofa cushions and lingers. Forever. And...makes my sofa heavier. So I vote for farting = weight loss. For my speshul snowflake "sinking fart" family, at least.
  • sheedy17
    sheedy17 Posts: 128
    Options
    where do i get my free taco?
  • Chevy_Quest
    Chevy_Quest Posts: 2,012 Member
    Options
    It's that darn Sulfur atom! LOL
  • Graelwyn75
    Graelwyn75 Posts: 4,404 Member
    Options
    Don't know, but it sure seems to be a handy tool for keeping the machines next to me clear at the gym ;) Swear it speeds my running up too...fart powered.
  • missyjane824
    missyjane824 Posts: 1,199 Member
    Options
    Not to change the subject here but what about burps?
  • random_user75
    random_user75 Posts: 157 Member
    Options
    Don't know, but it sure seems to be a handy tool for keeping the machines next to me clear at the gym ;) Swear it speeds my running up too...fart powered.

    To me, fart-powered running is accompanied by The Jetsons' hovercraft's sound effect.
  • MelsAuntie
    MelsAuntie Posts: 2,833 Member
    Options
    just gas, so no difference. There ya go.
  • shmerek
    shmerek Posts: 963 Member
    Options
    If farts contain fecal particles and one releases said particles with every fart wouldn't one be getting lighter?
  • missyjane824
    missyjane824 Posts: 1,199 Member
    Options
    Swear it speeds my running up too...fart powered.

    I'm picturing something like this occurring also.

    poof.gif

Categories