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  • shmerek
    shmerek Posts: 963 Member
    I saw some statistic, I don't know how accurate or true it was but it said something like on average you ingest 1.5 litre of other peoples *kitten* gas everyday. Enjoy!
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    I saw some statistic, I don't know how accurate or true it was but it said something like on average you ingest 1.5 litre of other peoples *kitten* gas everyday. Enjoy!

    You are now my favorite! :drinker:
  • Aaron_K123
    Aaron_K123 Posts: 7,122 Member
    I saw some statistic, I don't know how accurate or true it was but it said something like on average you ingest 1.5 litre of other peoples *kitten* gas everyday. Enjoy!

    Well it would be everones, including those long since dead. So take solice in knowing that although you may be breathing the farts of your roomate you are also breathing in the sweet flesh-trumpets of Beethoven.
  • Ninkyou
    Ninkyou Posts: 6,666 Member
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    No idea, but fun topic. lolz
  • Aaron_K123
    Aaron_K123 Posts: 7,122 Member
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    No idea, but fun topic. lolz

    She seems legit
  • sarafischbach9
    sarafischbach9 Posts: 466 Member
    In my experience, it makes me FEEL lighter. Not sure if I actually weigh lighter. When I have gas, it bloats my stomach which makes me feel heavier. When I let it out, my stomach deflates and I feel lighter.
  • s_pekz
    s_pekz Posts: 340 Member
    But Dr Oz said if I eat rainbow dust then my farts will smell good and make me lose weight! Hes a scientist guyz!
  • healthygreek
    healthygreek Posts: 2,137 Member
    A healthy person farts 29 times per day.
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    A healthy person farts 29 times per day.

    I'm slackin'. I'm about to cut my second one for the day right now.
  • williams969
    williams969 Posts: 2,528 Member
    A healthy person farts 29 times per day.

    I'm slackin'. I'm about to cut my second one for the day right now.

    That's what you think. I used to think I "didn't fart, cuz I'm a LADY". Then I got a husband, who wasn't afraid to tell me I fart. all. night. :blushing: :laugh:
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    A healthy person farts 29 times per day.

    I'm slackin'. I'm about to cut my second one for the day right now.

    That's what you think. I used to think I "didn't fart, cuz I'm a LADY". Then I got a husband, who wasn't afraid to tell me I fart. all. night. :blushing: :laugh:

    I ain't no lady! :laugh: I don't have anyone to tell my I fart in my sleep. :sad:
  • Aaron_K123
    Aaron_K123 Posts: 7,122 Member
    A healthy person farts 29 times per day.

    MFP should have a tracker for that...sync it to my fartbit.

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