If you had one free punch to the face for anyone?

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  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    That one kid in the third grade who told me I look like a watermelon and then stole my glitter.

    Something similar happened to me at a rave years ago, but in this kid's defense, he was under the influence of multiple substances and probably meant his comment literally.


    :laugh:
  • DBoone85
    DBoone85 Posts: 916 Member
    Michael Vick! Aren't there any other dog lovers out there?

    Vick, huh? You know, he did his time. He paid his price. He has asked for forgiveness and taken steps to improve himself. When does this guy get a break? We offer forgiveness to everyone, for everything. Mothers drive cars into the ocean trying to drown their kids, and they get forgiven....but Mike Vick does not get a second chance.

    I don't get it.
  • ooBombshellBeautyoo
    ooBombshellBeautyoo Posts: 232 Member
    President Obama and Hilary Clinton. Yes I get two because that is how I roll.

    Cheater! :laugh:

    No cheating... I just don't follow directions very well.

    I try to find loopholes in the rules. Case in point, I tried to classify Congress as one person in this thread.

    They deserve it too for sure.
  • Mikkimeow
    Mikkimeow Posts: 1,282 Member
    Some really good ones were already taken, so I'll go with Gwyneth Paltrow.

    Man, I really hate GOOP
  • str8bowbabe
    str8bowbabe Posts: 712 Member
    Ok I have thought of truly who I would punch...and she wasn't even on the list to begin with...

    Jane Fonda!!!! - Just one really good hard punch right to her treasoness mouth!
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    Michael Vick! Aren't there any other dog lovers out there?

    Vick, huh? You know, he did his time. He paid his price. He has asked for forgiveness and taken steps to improve himself. When does this guy get a break? We offer forgiveness to everyone, for everything. Mothers drive cars into the ocean trying to drown their kids, and they get forgiven....but Mike Vick does not get a second chance.

    I don't get it.

    Not in my book. Certain actions never get forgiven. However, if I was ever in the situation where I could either save Vick or Susan Smith from a burning building, I would save Vick......then punch him in the face.
  • JeralynSh
    JeralynSh Posts: 139 Member
    I once saw a play where an actor was so bad, all I said in the car ride home was, "I want to punch that talent-less hack in the throat." I said it repeatedly. I'm saving my punch for him.
  • amethyst7986
    amethyst7986 Posts: 223 Member
    my boss :laugh:
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    Ok I have thought of truly who I would punch...and she wasn't even on the list to begin with...

    Jane Fonda!!!! - Just one really good hard punch right to her treasoness mouth!

    You. I like you. :flowerforyou:

    Now, let's go cold-**** Hanoi-Jane.
  • DINO1264
    DINO1264 Posts: 63 Member
    President Obama and Hilary Clinton. Yes I get two because that is how I roll.

    Thats my kind of woman!
  • str8bowbabe
    str8bowbabe Posts: 712 Member
    Michael Vick! Aren't there any other dog lovers out there?

    Vick, huh? You know, he did his time. He paid his price. He has asked for forgiveness and taken steps to improve himself. When does this guy get a break? We offer forgiveness to everyone, for everything. Mothers drive cars into the ocean trying to drown their kids, and they get forgiven....but Mike Vick does not get a second chance.

    I don't get it.


    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    Not in my book. Certain actions never get forgiven. However, if I was ever in the situation where I could either save Vick or Susan Smith from a burning building, I would save Vick......then punch him in the face.
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member
    Without a doubt, my step-dad's girlfriend. Most annoying, whiny, nosy, self-victimizing person alive.
  • stuart160
    stuart160 Posts: 1,628 Member
    Damn I honestly can't think of anyone I want to punch in the face... What the hell is wrong with me?
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    Michael Vick! Aren't there any other dog lovers out there?

    Vick, huh? You know, he did his time. He paid his price. He has asked for forgiveness and taken steps to improve himself. When does this guy get a break? We offer forgiveness to everyone, for everything. Mothers drive cars into the ocean trying to drown their kids, and they get forgiven....but Mike Vick does not get a second chance.

    I don't get it.

    Not in my book. Certain actions never get forgiven. However, if I was ever in the situation where I could either save Vick or Susan Smith from a burning building, I would save Vick......then punch him in the face.

    :drinker:
  • TwinkieDong
    TwinkieDong Posts: 1,564 Member
    I would say nancy pelosi, oprah, etc....
  • Sharon_C
    Sharon_C Posts: 2,132 Member
    Justin Beiber

    I wish Canada would take him back.
  • nonacgp
    nonacgp Posts: 132
    Ok I have thought of truly who I would punch...and she wasn't even on the list to begin with...

    Jane Fonda!!!! - Just one really good hard punch right to her treasoness mouth!

    Excellent choice!
  • Elsie_Brownraisin
    Elsie_Brownraisin Posts: 786 Member
    Ryan Reynolds.

    I have no idea what he's like as an actor or a person, he just has the most smug, smackable face.
  • str8bowbabe
    str8bowbabe Posts: 712 Member
    Ok I have thought of truly who I would punch...and she wasn't even on the list to begin with...

    Jane Fonda!!!! - Just one really good hard punch right to her treasoness mouth!

    You. I like you. :flowerforyou:

    Now, let's go cold-**** Hanoi-Jane.

    :drinker: Cheers to her punch!!!!
  • str8bowbabe
    str8bowbabe Posts: 712 Member
    Ryan Reynolds.

    I have no idea what he's like as an actor or a person, he just has the most smug, smackable face.

    His face is smackable but not with my hand...
  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
    Damn I honestly can't think of anyone I want to punch in the face... What the hell is wrong with me?

    hmmm...I can't think of anyone that I'd be willing to break my hand over either...

    Wait! Are my hands taped up? Do I get gloves? That's a different story if my hands are protected...

    let's see....

    nope...still nothing...
  • str8bowbabe
    str8bowbabe Posts: 712 Member
    Justin Beiber

    I wish Canada would take him back.

    if they would do that...someone could save a punch!!!
  • Saucy_lil_Minx
    Saucy_lil_Minx Posts: 3,302 Member
    Jack Hanna!!!! GAWD!!! I worked with that man for 2 days! Within an hour of meeting him!

    FACE PUNCH***

    What a complete, and total, idiot!!
  • Will_Thrust_For_Candy
    Will_Thrust_For_Candy Posts: 6,109 Member
    I would for sure need 2.

    One for my daughters father and the other for his "fiancee".

    Although she would for sure get it first.
  • stephanieluvspb
    stephanieluvspb Posts: 997 Member
    Michael Vick! Aren't there any other dog lovers out there?
    Agree!! I'll hold him while u kick his *kitten*
  • bluelicorice
    bluelicorice Posts: 4 Member
    Mine is for this woman I know from church who, when I was significantly overweight, used to make snide remarks about me being fat. And now that I've lost 50 pounds and am slimmer than her, she is saying I look old for 35. Would love to punch her!
  • stephanieluvspb
    stephanieluvspb Posts: 997 Member
    Michael Vick! Aren't there any other dog lovers out there?

    Vick, huh? You know, he did his time. He paid his price. He has asked for forgiveness and taken steps to improve himself. When does this guy get a break? We offer forgiveness to everyone, for everything. Mothers drive cars into the ocean trying to drown their kids, and they get forgiven....but Mike Vick does not get a second chance.

    I don't get it.
    I haven't forgiven anyone, just bc u spent time in prison doesn't mean your now good person. Anyone who can torture humans or animals are on my punch in the face list
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    I know there's someone, I just can't think of that person right now. I really have to be mad, then I'll think of it.

    If you would feel bad for the person afterwards, I volunteer. :laugh:

    Haha! I suck at being mad. There were several times I wanted to punch my ex in the face, but then it goes away. Damn ADD! :bigsmile:
  • bb_lose_weight
    bb_lose_weight Posts: 103 Member
    I would punch my ex's new bf. Why? Because I am sure at some point he will want to do it himself but won't so I'll help him out.
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    I know there's someone, I just can't think of that person right now. I really have to be mad, then I'll think of it.

    If you would feel bad for the person afterwards, I volunteer. :laugh:

    Haha! I suck at being mad. There were several times I wanted to punch my ex in the face, but then it goes away. Damn ADD! :bigsmile:

    You just have to strike when the iron is hot. :laugh: