If you had one free punch to the face for anyone?

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  • TheVirgoddess
    TheVirgoddess Posts: 4,535 Member
    Without a doubt Ann Coulter. I'm not a violent person at all, but I'd straight up throat punch her.
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    I know there's someone, I just can't think of that person right now. I really have to be mad, then I'll think of it.

    If you would feel bad for the person afterwards, I volunteer. :laugh:

    Haha! I suck at being mad. There were several times I wanted to punch my ex in the face, but then it goes away. Damn ADD! :bigsmile:

    You just have to strike when the iron is hot. :laugh:

    Yes! :laugh:
  • mfp2014mfp
    mfp2014mfp Posts: 689 Member
    Ann Coulter. No question. Or Justin Bieber. Pick one. I'll deck their *kitten* for ya.

    Here. This is for you, to make your pick a little easier.

    http://www.anncoulter.com/columns/2014-06-25.html

    Damn you I was all ready to punch someone else, now I have to use my punch on her too :grumble:
  • str8bowbabe
    str8bowbabe Posts: 712 Member
    I would punch my ex's new bf. Why? Because I am sure at some point he will want to do it himself but won't so I'll help him out.

    This is awesome! LOL
  • Lofteren
    Lofteren Posts: 960 Member
    I'm torn between Obama and Holder
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    Ok I have thought of truly who I would punch...and she wasn't even on the list to begin with...

    Jane Fonda!!!! - Just one really good hard punch right to her treasoness mouth!

    You. I like you. :flowerforyou:

    Now, let's go cold-**** Hanoi-Jane.

    :drinker: Cheers to her punch!!!!

    I'm afraid she may not be the last to suffer our wrath.
  • ironanimal
    ironanimal Posts: 5,922 Member
    Nigel Farage
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  • Lofteren
    Lofteren Posts: 960 Member
    Without a doubt Ann Coulter. I'm not a violent person at all, but I'd straight up throat punch her.

    Be careful, with the size of Ann Coulter's cajones I'd be worried about her hitting back
  • str8bowbabe
    str8bowbabe Posts: 712 Member
    The person who created this thread for allowing me to only punch one person

    Ok YES!!! This is totally true!!!! Dang it! Now I have to hold off punching Jane Fonda until I get my other punches!
  • TheVirgoddess
    TheVirgoddess Posts: 4,535 Member
    Without a doubt Ann Coulter. I'm not a violent person at all, but I'd straight up throat punch her.

    Be careful, with the size of Ann Coulter's cajones I'd be worried about her hitting back

    But she has to be able to recover from the throat punch - I'll just run fast.

    I thought of another - Fred Phelps. And yes, I know he's already dead.
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    I thought of another - Fred Phelps. And yes, I know he's already dead.

    Just means he can't run from you.
  • AllOutof_Bubblegum
    AllOutof_Bubblegum Posts: 3,646 Member
    My father-in-law.
  • Meerataila
    Meerataila Posts: 1,885 Member
    **** cheney

    *edit

    di ck cheney

    Well, if others are willing to get the Secret Service to look at them cross-eyed, I might as well, too.

    Henry Kissinger. Except I'm not sure I could hit someone that old. Even someone really evil.
  • Megan101792
    Megan101792 Posts: 3,194 Member
    Fox News....in particular...Bill O'Reilly
  • Monsterliana
    Monsterliana Posts: 178 Member
    Father in law or mother in law... well hell all of the in laws except the brother in law would do just fine.
  • salembambi
    salembambi Posts: 5,585 Member
    The Pope
  • BrklynTico
    BrklynTico Posts: 143
    Sean Hannity
  • sw33tp3a11
    sw33tp3a11 Posts: 4,646 Member
    My sister- in- law best friend
  • JeralynSh
    JeralynSh Posts: 139 Member
    Mine is for this woman I know from church who, when I was significantly overweight, used to make snide remarks about me being fat. And now that I've lost 50 pounds and am slimmer than her, she is saying I look old for 35. Would love to punch her!

    Sounds to me (not to go all armchair psychologist or anything) that she's always been jealous of you.

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