What do you do when you are drunk?

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  • seltzermint555
    seltzermint555 Posts: 10,740 Member
    Mostly I have conversations with my drunk husband or friends and enjoy it because I am willing to talk about ANYTHING, ANY TIME but a lot of people (especially female friends) are really inhibited normally and it's fun to talk about stuff with them when they're not as much.

    I am also more likely to sing on games like Rock Band, lol.

    Really though I'm not that different when drunk than my usual hyperactive self. I "feel it" after drinking quite a small amount but other people usually can't tell.
  • gym_king_carlie
    gym_king_carlie Posts: 528 Member
    I'm that guy who always gathers a crowd of strangers and talks to anyone, but I don't annoy them not that kind of drunk lol
  • trinatrina1984
    trinatrina1984 Posts: 1,018 Member
    Usually i think i'm quite a good drunk but have done some stupid stuff including:

    Tattooing the whole of my boyfriends leg & foot.
    Trying to steal a tiny horse.
    On a family holiday i went out for a pint - ended up at a festival & didn't get back until 8am the next morning
    being unintentionally extremely offensive.
    Tried to show off my mean battle raps.
    Became an ordained minister



    Best drunken regret list ever!

    Aww thanks :blushing:
  • Siigh_duck
    Siigh_duck Posts: 161 Member
    I become very affectionate and hug everyone XD
  • Megan101792
    Megan101792 Posts: 3,194 Member
    Woke up in a different state years ago...to this day have no idea how we got there or who was with us
  • SemperAnticus1643
    SemperAnticus1643 Posts: 703 Member
    Talk a lot
    Dance more
    Laugh a lot more
    Molest my boyfriend (believe me, he likes it :drinker: )
  • rowlandsw
    rowlandsw Posts: 1,166 Member
    Get very sleepy. I can't hold my booze anymore and i can't stand the smell of hard booze after my last hang over and nearly falling into a bonfire. Plus each drink ups the risk of my meds giving me a seizure.
  • SugarBaby71
    SugarBaby71 Posts: 3,630 Member
    I sing and dance. I also lose my filter so I say whatever is on my mind. Usually kinda loudly. Oh, um and I flirt. With men. And women. I don't mean anything by it... it's just that filter thing.
  • MaaKeMeThinn3r
    MaaKeMeThinn3r Posts: 135 Member
    i'm the girl that dances on the bar :drinker:
  • superman_149
    superman_149 Posts: 52
    I always try to get the whole bar singing Sweet Caroline with me..
  • mank32
    mank32 Posts: 1,323 Member
    sex and skateboarding

    not terribly different from my sober life, just more fun :bigsmile:

    eta: ...and, if i'm moody, i'll get super texty :blushing:
  • ChasingMyBliss
    ChasingMyBliss Posts: 803 Member
    I tend to get a little flirty, and talk close. And I tend to be more touchy with my hands.
  • sixout
    sixout Posts: 3,128 Member
    sex and skateboarding

    not terribly different from my sober life, just more fun :bigsmile:

    skateboarding while drunk must take some major skill.
  • Tomm88
    Tomm88 Posts: 733 Member
    I tend to get into bar fights, pretty much why i stopped drinking all together, so ye it's either fighting or being super happy....depends on what i drink really:/
  • mank32
    mank32 Posts: 1,323 Member
    sex and skateboarding

    not terribly different from my sober life, just more fun :bigsmile:

    skateboarding while drunk must take some major skill.

    eh, not really. I hurt myself more when I am dead sober, because hubris. when i'm UTI I take extra care. but I am not an aerialist--my wheels never leave the ground--AND I am an una cerveza bandita these days... :ohwell:
  • Firemansam79
    Firemansam79 Posts: 416 Member
    Mow the lawn
  • JazmineYoli
    JazmineYoli Posts: 547 Member
    Broke a 13-yo daughter's bedroom door down because I was mad at her

    Terrorized my family and wife

    Nearly died of alcohol poisoning on several occasions


    Nothing funny. I stopped drinking Oct 13, 2012.

    Congrats on your sobriety.

    I either talk a lot or don't talk at all.
  • therealblackdahlia
    therealblackdahlia Posts: 3,110 Member
    I start talking like a sailor and seem to have wardrobe malfunctions!
  • iceey
    iceey Posts: 354 Member
    Well I get chatty, then tired.

    My boyfriend on the other hand, first gets chatty and dancy/singy, then he goes to bed. Then he gets up in the middle of the night to pee and pees in the bedroom, thinking he's in the bathroom. Who does that??!
  • Raisingsonshines
    Raisingsonshines Posts: 50 Member
    I laugh non stop, text ex's, crave sex.

    Typical woman.
  • Raisingsonshines
    Raisingsonshines Posts: 50 Member
    Mow the lawn

    lmao
  • ge105
    ge105 Posts: 268 Member
    I wish I got drunk like you guys! Sounds like fun! I'm the wet blanket sad drunk lol.
  • bunbunzee44
    bunbunzee44 Posts: 592 Member
    talk a lot more. :3 become flirty and I tell jokes. and it gives me more confidence.. I like the drunk me, to a point.
  • _BlueGreyGreen_
    _BlueGreyGreen_ Posts: 943 Member
    Get comedically inappropriate
  • ChangeYourPace
    ChangeYourPace Posts: 127 Member
    Hug things—sometimes animate, oftentimes not.
  • therealblackdahlia
    therealblackdahlia Posts: 3,110 Member
    I like to dance more!
  • KameHameHaaaa
    KameHameHaaaa Posts: 837 Member
    I don't drink the way I used to, because I almost always got black-out drunk. I'll talk A LOT, drunk MFP, drunk text, drunk FB, drunk IM. I just go really out of my way to talk in any way I can.

    Oh, and last time I did get really drunk (which was over a year ago), my DD who was also a coworker drove me home.... I was locked out couldn't find the keys and REALLY had to pee. So I just dropped my pants right there in the garden by the front door not thinking about how my coworker was still in the car to wait and see if I got inside ok......... Yeah everyone knew about it at our next shift.
  • ninu13
    ninu13 Posts: 196 Member
    I laugh about everything!...Everything!!! :drinker: :laugh:
  • CPrun1
    CPrun1 Posts: 550
    Take real bad selfies and make them my MFP profile pic!
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