When SPAM attacks!!

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  • MelodyandBarbells
    MelodyandBarbells Posts: 7,724 Member
    I just sent the spammer a message...

    "Just so you know... I practice a very dark, dark magic. It's origins are mysterious and powerful. Fact is, I am working up the spells now because you keep spamming these boards. The curse may not come instantly, but the effects will be known to you soon enough.

    Beware the shadows that you can not see and the sounds that you can not hear.

    There are no spells you can cast to protect yourself. My spells turn your spells back against you negatively. Your magic is ineffective against mine.

    You've brought this on yourself. "

    Who knows, if the spammer ardently believes this crap, maybe it will scare him.

    Or I just had fun writing it.

    Shoooot. It's probably your next door neighbor doing it for an extra 6 bucks an hour
  • civilizedworm
    civilizedworm Posts: 796 Member
    Shoooot. It's probably your next door neighbor doing it for an extra 6 bucks an hour
    I hope so. I hate that guy.
  • Michelle_Padgett13
    Michelle_Padgett13 Posts: 417 Member
    Matt, I always want to do that! I'm living vicariously through you. :smile:

    It reminds me of a time when my purse was stolen from work. I had a deck of tarot cards in it (long story), and the purse was found 20 minutes later in the bathroom. Everything was still intact, except the tarot cards had been taken from their little bag. It's possible the thief was simply discovered in the midst of looking through his booty, or just realized I didn't have anything worth stealing. But my co-workers and I got a giggle imagining the poor, superstitious kid who took my purse discovering the cards, and crapping his pants in fear of a curse following him the rest of his days. :laugh:

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