And so last night the Hubsy decided I needed help...

Cheekies_

Hey, he was gone for three days and missed you. You were paying more attention to the weights than to him, so he was doing what he could to get attention (subconsciously, most likely). And it sounds like he's also feeling about as useless as teats on a boar, which ain't a good feeling for a guy to have.

Yep! A hug and a blow job before your workout probably would have stopped the pestering...

LMAO!