You know you're from

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  • rfw24
    rfw24 Posts: 443 Member
    You know you are from Ohio if:

    1. You experience all 4 seasons in one week

    2. The state above Ohio is referred to as "the state up north" and saying the actual name is cursing

    3. Cedar Point/Kings Island is considered a vacation

    4. You put ranch on everything

    Being from Ohio, I would agree with all of these but add,

    5. Pop, is soda.

    6. Football is EVERYTHING.

    5. We get snow every stinkin winter but nobody ever learns how to drive in it.
  • Hophead43
    Hophead43 Posts: 1,634 Member
    New England

    1) The letter "R" is usually removed from spoken words.

    2) Wicked is used in many forms both good and bad. ie. The Pats gave the Jets a wicked beating cause Brady played wicked good!!

    3) Lobster is not something you are will to pay more than $6 a pound for.

    4) The Pats, B's, Sox and Celts are the only teams you will ever cheer for!

    5) New Hampshire is the best place to buy booze because they have no sales tax.
  • ren_ascent
    ren_ascent Posts: 432 Member
    You know you live in El Paso when...

    1 There are just as many Burrito Trucks as Ice Cream Trucks.
    2 You rejoice when the burrito vendor walks into the bar at midnight.
    3 The day is not complete without seeing a pick-up truck loaded down with pallets.
    4 Monsoon season means ten minutes of rain.
    5 "It's not that spicy" means you will burn the taste buds off your tounge and your *kitten* will suffer for days.

    You forgot Chicos. How could you forget Chicos? I'm not even FROM El Paso and I know dang well it should be on the list!
  • aedreana
    aedreana Posts: 979 Member
    DMV-- REPRESENT!

    Rush "hour" in the morning is from 5 to 9:30 a.m., in the afternoon from 3 to 7 p.m.

    And you might describe your new dress to someone as "Barwood cab blue"....
  • KameHameHaaaa
    KameHameHaaaa Posts: 837 Member
    DMV-- REPRESENT!

    Rush "hour" in the morning is from 5 to 9:30 a.m., in the afternoon from 3 to 7 p.m.

    And you might describe your new dress to someone as "Barwood cab blue"....

    :laugh:
  • Tennessee:

    1) You can be found at Neyland stadium every fall for every home game (and around the nearest TV for away games if not there)

    2) Southern hospitality isn't a thing of the past- it's a way of life

    3) You spend April-September in a bathing suit as much as possible

    4) You know what a Deb is....or you are one

    5) "Bless her/his/their/your heart" works for pretty much all occasions

    6) Tea is iced and sweet

    7) Southern gentlemen---chivalry isn't all dead

    8) Seersucker...will never go out of style

    9) You know the words to Rocky Top and the story behind the lyrics

    10) Small town living means everyone knows your business...and most of the time before you even do....

    ^^^ Northeast TN

    -You know not to go to Walmart, Kmart, Dollar General, Dollar Tree, or the tobacco outlet on the first of the month.
    -When you close your eyes at the end of the day, all you can see is BLUE (negative color of orange) imprinted on your eyelids.
    -You've had mulitple posts to POWM.
    -You see the yankee that passed you in the snow stuck less than a half mile away.
    -You go fishing with empty milk jugs or dynamite.
    -You have a dart board with Lane Kiffin's picture in the middle.
    -Going into town is at least a day's journey.
    -Someone said "I reckon." and you knew what it meant.
  • AusAshMommy
    AusAshMommy Posts: 845 Member
    You know you're from the DMV when....

    1. You know DMV doesn't stand for Department of Motor Vehicles
    2. It takes 30 minutes to drive 10 miles
    3. You take major highways to get anywhere
    4. You get an inch of snow and all of a sudden everyone forgets how to drive
    5. Subway is a fast food place. Here it's called the metro.
    6. Pot holes.
    7. RUSH HOUR IS THE BANE OF YOUR EXISTENCE.
    8. You have (or know someone who has) recorded your confrontations with police officers.
    9. It doesn't matter how many museums, monuments or zoos are nearby.. there's still "nothing to do".
    10, Your local news usually ends up being national news.

    YES Originally from MD, moved to Southeastern NC and trying to describe Rush Hour on the Inner-Outer loops to people here is near impossible because to them Traffic & Rush hour means they have to sit through a light more than once trying to get home...
  • runnergirl0721
    runnergirl0721 Posts: 2,289 Member
    Tennessee:

    1) You can be found at Neyland stadium every fall for every home game (and around the nearest TV for away games if not there)

    2) Southern hospitality isn't a thing of the past- it's a way of life

    3) You spend April-September in a bathing suit as much as possible

    4) You know what a Deb is....or you are one

    5) "Bless her/his/their/your heart" works for pretty much all occasions

    6) Tea is iced and sweet

    7) Southern gentlemen---chivalry isn't all dead

    8) Seersucker...will never go out of style

    9) You know the words to Rocky Top and the story behind the lyrics

    10) Small town living means everyone knows your business...and most of the time before you even do....

    ^^^ Northeast TN

    -You know not to go to Walmart, Kmart, Dollar General, Dollar Tree, or the tobacco outlet on the first of the month.
    -When you close your eyes at the end of the day, all you can see is BLUE (negative color of orange) imprinted on your eyelids.
    -You've had mulitple posts to POWM.
    -You see the yankee that passed you in the snow stuck less than a half mile away.
    -You go fishing with empty milk jugs or dynamite.
    -You have a dart board with Lane Kiffin's picture in the middle.
    -Going into town is at least a day's journey.
    -Someone said "I reckon." and you knew what it meant.


    (actually I'm more southeast tennessee-->about 1.5 hours from knoxville)


    We both left out.....We are still laughing that Lane Kiffin is at Alabama

    "Over yonder/yunder" is actually a direction

    Cow tipping is something that people actually do..

    The same cop that pulls your mom over will pull you over too...then laugh. Neither get tickets but it's in "Around Town" a few days later....magically
  • _KitKat_
    _KitKat_ Posts: 1,066 Member
    You know your from northern Ohio if....

    1. You can pronounce Cuyahoga
    2. People down south have a confused look when you say "pop"
    3. You think everyone else has an accent
    4. Nobody can decide if you are from the Midwest or just the North, including you
    5. You understand what lake effect is, also get really confused when anyone calls a body of water a lake and you can see across it.
  • djtj14
    djtj14 Posts: 20
    You know you are from New Orleans, Louisiana if:

    1. You know the definition of "dressed."
    2. When at a crawfish boil and someone says "Don't eat the dead ones", you know what that means.
    3. You ask for a go-cup at a bar out of town.
    4. You know what and where "Monkey Hill" is.
    5. You can pronounce and spell Tchoupitoulas!

    Spent the first 35 years of my life there and still can't spell Tchoupitoulas......but I know it's where to find Tips! :happy:

    6. You know what getting the baby means
    7. You are baffled by the fact that Mardi Gras is not a national holiday
    8. You have no idea what "Last Call" means
    9. OPP means something different to you than it did to Naughty by Nature
    10. You played football on the neutral ground
    11. You know that, "Howsyermomndem" is a greeting
    12. You have at least one parade ladder in your garage
    13. Community Coffee


    All of these!
  • Guns_N_Buns
    Guns_N_Buns Posts: 1,899 Member
    You know you're from California when:

    You never use a blinker.

    You know and respect the rules of the 'fast lane'

    You have seen lots of blow up dolls...in the Car Pool lane alone.

    You don't need a wet suit to swim(surf) in the Pacific

    Venice beach never gets old.



    there's a lot more...but I'm already bored.
  • Amanda_Gx6
    Amanda_Gx6 Posts: 320 Member
    Massachusetts:

    1. You know what a Rotary is and more importantly how to use one
    2. You're never too far away from a dunkin
    3. No one parks their car in the harvard yard - stop asking
    4. It's called a "packy"
    5. Please tell me how you loved "The Perfect Storm" and "Grown ups"
    6. Clam Plate
    7. Its a Frappe
    8. Yesterday could be 50 degrees and rainy and tomorrow 80 and sunny, perfectly normal.
    9. Home to Mark Wahlberg :wink:
    10. We love our dirty water
  • aedreana
    aedreana Posts: 979 Member
    My 2nd day in Nashville, someone offered to "call Metro" for me. Puzzled, I asked them, "Why? I walked here." Come to find out, in Nashville, "Metro" doesn't mean their transit system-- they were threatening to call the cops on me!
  • Deborah105
    Deborah105 Posts: 183 Member
    My 2nd day in Nashville, someone offered to "call Metro" for me. Confused, I asked them, "Why? I walked here." Come to find out, they were not referring to a transit system-- they were threatening to call the cops on me!

    What had happened that they wanted to do that? So funny!!
  • likitisplit
    likitisplit Posts: 9,420 Member
    Atlanta

    -Rush hour traffic is more of a game of Russian roulette than a time of day.
    -If you need a ladder or a mattress, you can find it on the highway.
    -You know to turn left where the Kroger used to be. Even though they tore it down before you were born.
    -You aren't from around here.
    -You know somebody who was. Her grandfather used to be the pastor of her home church.
    -When somebody provides the direction "and then you go down the hill," you know you are going to get lost.
  • Deborah105
    Deborah105 Posts: 183 Member
    I was once in southern Indiana, very near Kentucky, for a few days and when I check out the woman at the desk wanted to know, "whut country are you from?"

    I'm from Minnesota.

    And there you have it. :flowerforyou:
  • TenaciousTAZ
    TenaciousTAZ Posts: 135 Member
    Northern Cali when you say "hella" a lot.
    You're HELLA correct!
  • dewsmom78
    dewsmom78 Posts: 498 Member
    YKYF Wisconsin if you LOVE

    1. Packers
    2. Brats
    3. Beer
    4. Cheese

    and
    5. You know what a bubbler is...
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    Atlanta

    -Rush hour traffic is more of a game of Russian roulette than a time of day.
    -If you need a ladder or a mattress, you can find it on the highway.
    -You know to turn left where the Kroger used to be. Even though they tore it down before you were born.
    -You aren't from around here.
    -You know somebody who was. Her grandfather used to be the pastor of her home church.
    -When somebody provides the direction "and then you go down the hill," you know you are going to get lost.


    How can you leave out the Big Chicken? :laugh:
  • Deborah105
    Deborah105 Posts: 183 Member
    Atlanta

    -You know to turn left where the Kroger used to be. Even though they tore it down before you were born.

    Here in Minneapolis, we still refer to Macy's as Daytons. It's been a million years.
  • maz504
    maz504 Posts: 450
    You know you are from New Orleans, Louisiana if:

    1. You know the definition of "dressed."
    2. When at a crawfish boil and someone says "Don't eat the dead ones", you know what that means.
    3. You ask for a go-cup at a bar out of town.
    4. You know what and where "Monkey Hill" is.
    5. You can pronounce and spell Tchoupitoulas!

    YES YES YES! Many a fond memory on monkey hill :)
  • Beckboo0912
    Beckboo0912 Posts: 447 Member
    You from eastern Massachusetts when...
    1. Wicked is good...unless someone says that you're wicked smart, then they are purely maling fun of you.
    2.there is a hurricane coming and you go to the sea walk to watch it.
    3. You hate summer purely because of cape traffic and people who can't drive
    4. You have a blinker and know how to use it but dont because what's the use.
    5. You know what a packy is and they give out lollipops or pretzel rods
    6. Sports...need I say more! :)
  • TriNoob
    TriNoob Posts: 96 Member
    Tennessee:

    1) You can be found at Neyland stadium every fall for every home game (and around the nearest TV for away games if not there)

    2) Southern hospitality isn't a thing of the past- it's a way of life

    3) You spend April-September in a bathing suit as much as possible

    4) You know what a Deb is....or you are one

    5) "Bless her/his/their/your heart" works for pretty much all occasions

    6) Tea is iced and sweet

    7) Southern gentlemen---chivalry isn't all dead

    8) Seersucker...will never go out of style

    9) You know the words to Rocky Top and the story behind the lyrics

    10) Small town living means everyone knows your business...and most of the time before you even do....

    ^^^ Northeast TN

    -You know not to go to Walmart, Kmart, Dollar General, Dollar Tree, or the tobacco outlet on the first of the month.
    -When you close your eyes at the end of the day, all you can see is BLUE (negative color of orange) imprinted on your eyelids.
    -You've had mulitple posts to POWM.
    -You see the yankee that passed you in the snow stuck less than a half mile away.
    -You go fishing with empty milk jugs or dynamite.
    -You have a dart board with Lane Kiffin's picture in the middle.
    -Going into town is at least a day's journey.
    -Someone said "I reckon." and you knew what it meant.


    (actually I'm more southeast tennessee-->about 1.5 hours from knoxville)


    We both left out.....We are still laughing that Lane Kiffin is at Alabama

    "Over yonder/yunder" is actually a direction

    Cow tipping is something that people actually do..

    The same cop that pulls your mom over will pull you over too...then laugh. Neither get tickets but it's in "Around Town" a few days later....magically

    Born and raised in Tennessee, and not a single thing listed applies, nor do I understand (sans the reckon one).
  • _lyndseybrooke_
    _lyndseybrooke_ Posts: 2,561 Member
    South Carolina

    You know you're from the South when...

    1. Y'all is the most used word in your vocabulary.
    2. You love grits and boiled peanuts.
    3. Anyone north of North Carolina is a Yankee.
    4. There's a church on every corner.
    5. You're about 10 years behind the rest of the country, and you have absolutely no idea.
    6. College football is the most important thing in the world to most of the people you know.
    7. If you're a Democrat, you tell no one for the fear of being lynched.
    8. The only acceptable type of barbecue is mustard-based.
    9. Most people spend their weekends mud ridin', fishin', huntin', or campin'.
    10. It's considered impolite to not say "yes sir" or "yes ma'am" to anyone older than you.
    11. You'll get into an argument with anyone that says the rebel flag is a symbol of racism.
    12. "Bless your heart" is your default thinly veiled insult.
    13. Iced tea isn't a thing. It's either sweet tea or unsweet tea - and if you're drinking it unsweetened, you must be a Yank.
    14. The rule for all overweight redneck women that don't work is wearing as little as possible while standing out on your lawn barefoot, baby on the hip, yelling at your kids for the whole neighborhood to see....and you don't give a *kitten*.
    15. You have way more children than you can afford to have. Condom? What the hell is that?
    16. You go to Walmart to walk around when you're bored.
    17. You ain't a man unless you drive a truck. And you ain't a good southern woman unless you can drive one through a mud hole without getting stuck.
    18. Fried chicken. Enough said.

    ...I'm originally from Chicago, so quite a few of these things don't apply to me.
  • AsaThorsWoman
    AsaThorsWoman Posts: 2,303 Member
    Norman, OK:

    1) You know what "Don't Edmond My Norman" means and support it wholeheartedly

    2) You save the foot ball schedule so you know exactly when not to attempt leaving your home

    3) You have lived in, lived next to, been to, or partied in a normal house with a half dozen hippies sharing it.

    ETA

    4) You know it turns into a ghost town during football games.
  • bflogal854
    bflogal854 Posts: 43 Member
    You Know Your From Buffalo When.....

    I'm from Buffalo. We eat chicken wings, not Buffalo wings. Jack Kemp is a quarterback, not a politician. We drink Labatt Blue and love it. Mighty Taco always has preference over Taco Bell. Pop, not soda and Pepsi, not Coke.

    They are sneakers not tennis shoes. It's a sucker, not a lollipop. Bison chip dip, La Nova Pizzeria, Aunt Rosie's Loganberry, Chevettas Chicken, Peter K's Potato Pancakes and Ted's Hot Dogs are all too familiar...not to forget Taffy's Shakes and Charlie the butcher.

    A fake ID is unnecessary, there is always Canada...But we have them anyway. Our bars don't close until 4am and we DO sell beer in a grocery store (Tops or Wegmans), which always makes for early starts and late nights. Jim's steak out at 4 in the morning is calling it an early night...

    We never cuss, but we swear entirely too much. We know that a 65 mph speed limit really means 80. We will cut you off, swear, and give you the finger if you are keeping up AND do it all in the snow, while expecting nothing less in return. Driving in the snow not only comes naturally, it is fun.

    We know what Artvoice and Nightlife are and we either love them or try to burn every copy we see. We start the weekends off right at Thursdays in the square while enjoying beer, free music, and an interesting crowd.

    We lived through Wide Right, The Forward Lateral, and No Goal. Dubbed by Dan Marino as "the meanest fans because no-one actually wants to live here..."

    We all know he wouldn't stand one winter up here. We love the Bills (no matter what) and accept that it takes 2-4 hours to get home from a game. Nothing closes in 3 feet of snow or -20 windchills...In fact, that's how we prefer to tailgate.

    We can correctly pronounce, spell, and identify Chippewa, Scajaquada, Lackawanna, Cheektowaga, Cattaraugus, Chautauqua, Olean, Tonawanda and Gowanda without hesitation. When giving direction it's not "take I-90 to Route 33 east" it's " take the 90 to the 33 east"..."the" is not an option.

    We are 30 minutes from another country, one of the seven wonders of the world, and even a few beaches. It's the second largest city in New York.

    Deb
  • The Netherlands

    Well, bicycles and soccer, basically.
  • bciloveme2014
    bciloveme2014 Posts: 213 Member
    You know you live in El Paso when...

    1 There are just as many Burrito Trucks as Ice Cream Trucks.
    2 You rejoice when the burrito vendor walks into the bar at midnight.
    3 The day is not complete without seeing a pick-up truck loaded down with pallets.
    4 Monsoon season means ten minutes of rain.
    5 "It's not that spicy" means you will burn the taste buds off your tounge and your *kitten* will suffer for days.

    ^ Ha ha, you forgot to mention Chicos Tacos. (Gabriel Iglesias loves Chicos Tacos)

    I am from Mexico, but I lived in El Paso for seven years, now I live in Houston, and you know that you are from Texas because most people say "You all" and recommends a great Mexican Restaurant called "Los Cucos" ( Tex-Mex food)
  • ShapenerFiterrati
    ShapenerFiterrati Posts: 111 Member
    You know you're from Chicago when..

    1) You're not surprised it snowed the day after u went to the beach
    2) You want to order Pizza but don't know which place and where
    3) You still call Willis Tower the Sears Tower
    4) You think it's cold at 45 degrees
    5) You make a big deal out of 7 inches of snow
    6) You say "Da" instead of "the"
    7) The lake= lake michigan
  • Crimson_Fire
    Crimson_Fire Posts: 2,504 Member
    small town Alabama...

    ...when you get pulled over for speeding on the way to work in the morning and by the end of the day your dad texts you to ask how much the ticket was.

    ...you get out of a speeding ticket because your grandfather was the one who trained the cop who pulled you over.

    OMG, THIS!!!! And Roll Tide or War Eagle are perfectly acceptable salutations for any occasion. Sometimes you won't get that ticket if you choose correctly. OR if the mandatory sticker/tag on your car is the cop's allegiance.
    roll tide to that, girl!