have you ever gotten angry at your food?

Linnaea27

I've gotten angry at food that deceived me. i.e.- it looks so goooooood but tastes like the foot of a camel walking through a hot wet garbage heap.

HAHA! This description is hilarious!!

Reminds me. . . earlier today my coworker offered me some supposedly yogurt-covered "granola bites." They were globs of sweet granola and yucky strawberry flavoring covered by a vaguely sour white waxy gunk. BLAHHH!! I was grossed out that I even tried them!

PikaKnight

Maybe it's not the food that is making you angry? Maybe it's the consistent low netting you've been doing?

k8blujay2

Only if I burn it.

GothyFaery

I haven't but sometimes it gets angry with me like when I have Taco Bell and sushi on back to back days. I get the Mexican and Japanese war going on in my stomach......

jofjltncb6

Happy? Yes.

Angry? No.

_Pseudonymous_

I've gotten angry at food that deceived me. i.e.- it looks so goooooood but tastes like the foot of a camel walking through a hot wet garbage heap.

maybe the whole foot doesnt taste good, but i can tell you that many times the toe tastes lovely.

Only with correct and proper preparation and cleaning of the camel toe...

AllOutof_Bubblegum

Uh, what?

George_Baileys_Ghost

No, but I did spank a ham once.

jofjltncb6

I've gotten angry at food that deceived me. i.e.- it looks so goooooood but tastes like the foot of a camel walking through a hot wet garbage heap.

maybe the whole foot doesnt taste good, but i can tell you that many times the toe tastes lovely.

tibby531

I flirt with it, sometimes; tell it how pretty it is, and all the things I want to do to it. but I love it too much to ever get angry with it.

GiveMeCoffee

I'd be angry at the food if you served me cauliflower and told me it was pizza.... nah maybe not the food but I'd be pissed at whoever did it

engodwin

I've gotten angry at food that deceived me. i.e.- it looks so goooooood but tastes like the foot of a camel walking through a hot wet garbage heap.

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jofjltncb6

I flirt with it, sometimes; tell it how pretty it is, and all the things I want to do to it. but I love it too much to ever get angry with it.

That was strangely hot.

Chain_Ring

How did you see the protein content but not the sugar content?

cmcollins001

A) No, I haven't

2) Eating the food, then looking at the nutritional information is probably doing it backwards

III) Food doesn't understand anger

stephanieluvspb

I've gotten angry at food that deceived me. i.e.- it looks so goooooood but tastes like the foot of a camel walking through a hot wet garbage heap.

This x100 taco bell has deceived me before and we had such a beautiful relationship!

skullshank

How did you see the protein content but not the sugar content?

sounds to me like someone checked the nutritional values AFTER the fact.

just reverse that order OP.

the food made no errors here.

salvaje913

I get angry at my food when it is very spicy with good peppers/jalapenos when it leaves.......... parting ways is always painful with good jalapenos.....

_Pseudonymous_

I've gotten angry at food that deceived me. i.e.- it looks so goooooood but tastes like the foot of a camel walking through a hot wet garbage heap.

This x100 taco bell has deceived me before and we had such a beautiful relationship!

I'm convinced that anything with cheese cannot taste like crap and time and time again I am proven wrong... so very wrong. Why do you do this to me cheese????

Icandoityayme

Potatoes. I love them. Fried or with chili and cheese and I need to shut up cuz I am hungry and that sounds awesome.