It's dirty in here, don't come in...

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  • ShannonS921
    ShannonS921 Posts: 194
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    Boyfriend? You shouldn't be talking about this or even doing things like this until he is "husband"

    I almost got pissed...then I saw who said it...

    :drinker:

    @OP....Good for you! Not being disgusted when I look in the mirror is my main motivating factor on this journey!!
  • SmexAppeal
    SmexAppeal Posts: 858 Member
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    Congrats!
    I'm seriously laughing my butt off thinking of Jim Carrey on the other side of the wall doing his silly thing... it's freaking a great part in that movie!

    3,4,5,7....4,7....4,7...7..7...7...7...7...7...7

    From Friends?? Anyone??
    As big of a Friends fan as I am... not ringing any bells...
  • ew_david
    ew_david Posts: 3,473 Member
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    Boyfriend? You shouldn't be talking about this or even doing things like this until he is "husband"

    Says the virgin
  • jasonmh630
    jasonmh630 Posts: 2,850 Member
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    Boyfriend? You shouldn't be talking about this or even doing things like this until he is "husband"

    No offense, but this is 2014... not 1950. Unless you're abstaining for religious reasons, there's not really any reason to abstain from a normal healthy sexual relationship with your spouse/partner.
  • Leather_N_Lace
    Leather_N_Lace Posts: 518 Member
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    Boyfriend? You shouldn't be talking about this or even doing things like this until he is "husband"

    This is an adult conversation honey... Go back to the kiddy table dear...
  • WillLift4Tats
    WillLift4Tats Posts: 1,699 Member
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    Congrats!
    I'm seriously laughing my butt off thinking of Jim Carrey on the other side of the wall doing his silly thing... it's freaking a great part in that movie!

    3,4,5,7....4,7....4,7...7..7...7...7...7...7...7


    From Friends?? Anyone??

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  • Hophead43
    Hophead43 Posts: 1,634 Member
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    Congrats!
    I'm seriously laughing my butt off thinking of Jim Carrey on the other side of the wall doing his silly thing... it's freaking a great part in that movie!
    The episode where they were discussing the erogenous zones?? ding ding ??
    3,4,5,7....4,7....4,7...7..7...7...7...7...7...7

    From Friends?? Anyone??
    As big of a Friends fan as I am... not ringing any bells...
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
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    This had me giggling at my desk. :laugh:

    Congratulations, OP! I remember not wanting to look in the mirror during sexy time, cuz it took all the sexy out of it. Damn I miss sexy time.
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
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    9470442.gif

    Congrats!
    I'm seriously laughing my butt off thinking of Jim Carrey on the other side of the wall doing his silly thing... it's freaking a great part in that movie!
    The episode where they were discussing the erogenous zones?? ding ding ??
    3,4,5,7....4,7....4,7...7..7...7...7...7...7...7

    From Friends?? Anyone??
    As big of a Friends fan as I am... not ringing any bells...

    Me either. I thought it was from that Jim Carrey movie that I can't remember the name of.
  • TKhamvongsa
    TKhamvongsa Posts: 287
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    Lol my closet has mirror panels and it's right across from the bed. It's a bit freaky at night though, when you're in the dark and you can see your reflection... You think it's a ghost before assuming it's just your reflection.
  • Kitten2629
    Kitten2629 Posts: 1,358 Member
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    Great NSV!
  • Hophead43
    Hophead43 Posts: 1,634 Member
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    9470442.gif

    Congrats!
    I'm seriously laughing my butt off thinking of Jim Carrey on the other side of the wall doing his silly thing... it's freaking a great part in that movie!
    The episode where they were discussing the erogenous zones?? ding ding ??
    3,4,5,7....4,7....4,7...7..7...7...7...7...7...7

    From Friends?? Anyone??
    As big of a Friends fan as I am... not ringing any bells...

    Me either. I thought it was from that Jim Carrey movie that I can't remember the name of.
    The above GIF is from the movie but the numbers thing was from friends, sorry if I confused anyone.
  • TJ_Rugger
    TJ_Rugger Posts: 164 Member
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    Yeah that's awesome! Good for you! Letting loose a bit and also more importantly liking what you see!
  • Escloflowne
    Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
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    Boyfriend? You shouldn't be talking about this or even doing things like this until he is "husband"

    I almost got pissed...then I saw who said it...

    :drinker:

    @OP....Good for you! Not being disgusted when I look in the mirror is my main motivating factor on this journey!!
    Says the virgin
    This is an adult conversation honey... Go back to the kiddy table dear...

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  • Candi_land
    Candi_land Posts: 1,311 Member
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    You stopped telling the story just as it was getting good! :angry: :tongue:



    Also congrats, I've avoided mirrors for most of my life as well and I know liking what you see isn't always easy!
  • Hophead43
    Hophead43 Posts: 1,634 Member
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    You stopped telling the story just as it was getting good! :angry: :tongue:



    Also congrats, I've avoided mirrors for most of my life as well and I know liking what you see isn't always easy!

    169 pounds lost!! Holy Moly!!! Way to go!!
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
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    9470442.gif

    Congrats!
    I'm seriously laughing my butt off thinking of Jim Carrey on the other side of the wall doing his silly thing... it's freaking a great part in that movie!
    The episode where they were discussing the erogenous zones?? ding ding ??
    3,4,5,7....4,7....4,7...7..7...7...7...7...7...7

    From Friends?? Anyone??
    As big of a Friends fan as I am... not ringing any bells...

    Me either. I thought it was from that Jim Carrey movie that I can't remember the name of.
    The above GIF is from the movie but the numbers thing was from friends, sorry if I confused anyone.

    Yeah, now I know how people feel when I try to explain something. :tongue:
  • SmexAppeal
    SmexAppeal Posts: 858 Member
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    So I got an email asking me if I ever thought about writing erotica... Yes.. I have.
    I kept this story rated as PG-13 as I could because I didn't want it to be about the perv stuff, but about the victory behind the sexy perv stuff.

    So... if I were to write, which I have pondered greatly... what should my pen name be???
  • Hophead43
    Hophead43 Posts: 1,634 Member
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    Erica Amore
  • Hophead43
    Hophead43 Posts: 1,634 Member
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    Erica Amore
    or Ivana Humpalot

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