Gainer Shakes
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I'm fairly tempted to add this guy as a friend. This G-Spot Shake sauce doesn't sound too bad.
That sounds like....there's just no way to say it without violating the terms of service.
Something sexual and disgusting.0 -
Lmao @ g-spot shake
To the OP if you're wanting a ton of calories why not use whole milk? My fiance is trying to gain weight and he can't eat too much before he gets too full so he's added a couple glasses of whole milk at meals and adds heavy cream and butter to everything. He's really been gaining doing this.0 -
Lmao @ g-spot shake
To the OP if you're wanting a ton of calories why not use whole milk? My fiance is trying to gain weight and he can't eat too much before he gets too full so he's added a couple glasses of whole milk at meals and adds heavy cream and butter to everything. He's really been gaining doing this.
Reminds me of the GOMAD diet. Gallon OF Milk A Day.0 -
Lmao @ g-spot shake
To the OP if you're wanting a ton of calories why not use whole milk? My fiance is trying to gain weight and he can't eat too much before he gets too full so he's added a couple glasses of whole milk at meals and adds heavy cream and butter to everything. He's really been gaining doing this.
Reminds me of the GOMAD diet. Gallon OF Milk A Day.
Yeah, it is a bit like that. It really works and takes no more effort than he would have already been doing on his meals.0 -
Why not just eat food? Tastes much better, can easily eat 6000 calories and still be hungry at the end of the day.
REALLY?? The last time I bulked I was aiming for 5000 a day, and almost never made it. I did have protein shakes but not "mass gainers". I usually topped out around 4800-4900 and would not be hungry at all. By the end of two weeks of that, I'd be TIRED of eating and happy to start a deficit phase. How do you easily get to 6000 and still feel hungry??? What are you eating? *eyes boggle*0 -
mass gainers are a waste of money (not to mention the worst carbs possible), better just to use oats and protein powder.
yeah oats are thick, i jsut dealt with it, i think you can make them finer or use something like nutricleanse in addition to less oats (still super thick)
I tried that once. Never again. Its not really a shake after you make it, its closer to the thickness of an uncooked meatloaf and I needed a spoon to eat it (couldnt drink it). If i was to water it down it would have been a gallon "shake".
Maybe I did something wrong?
Powder / Water works just great.Reminds me of the GOMAD diet. Gallon OF Milk A Day.
I was thinking the same thing. Except with Strawberry Quik added.0 -
Yeah I thought about the GOMAD thing, but with the price of whole milk I'd be spending around $100 a month just on milk.. aside from that, I love me some milk and have at least a couple cups a day, but a whole gallon? Barf..0
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Yeah I thought about the GOMAD thing, but with the price of whole milk I'd be spending around $100 a month just on milk.. aside from that, I love me some milk and have at least a couple cups a day, but a whole gallon? Barf..
I wasn't suggesting doing GOMAD.
You're going to need to learn meal prep. It's easy to just boil a big pot of water to make pasta for the week. Add in some creamy sauce to boost the calories. I boil chicken, but you could grill it. A package is good for lunch for a week. Bread and peanut butter are cheap. I take about an hour on the weekends to make breakfast and lunch for the week. They are stacked in the fridge and get shoved in a bag before I leave for work. You just plan something like this:
Breakfast: 6 eggs scrambled with sausage and toast
Snack: Fruit and nuts
Lunch: Chicken breast with pasta and a can of green beans
Snack: PB&J
Then your dinner you fill in with the rest of the calories
Dinner: Hamburger with bun and fries/Chicken with salad and baked potato with butter
Dessert: Ice cream0 -
Try some Weight Gain 4000 and become a beecake! just like Eric Cartman. Ok, jokes aside. I have nothing to offer except using smaller amounts of higher fat dairy for shakes/eating a bunch of high cal foods = fastfood?0
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Yep I'm def going to get into more pastas and carbs after the advice I've gotten from this thread along with a little research I did. Still gonna do the shake in the morning when I don't have time to make eggs.. and I LOOOVE eggs, my favorite food, but idk if I could do 6 whole eggs. I usually do 4 with bacon and a bagel or toast and can barely get it all down. Small stomach problems
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Yep I'm def going to get into more pastas and carbs after the advice I've gotten from this thread along with a little research I did. Still gonna do the shake in the morning when I don't have time to make eggs.. and I LOOOVE eggs, my favorite food, but idk if I could do 6 whole eggs. I usually do 4 with bacon and a bagel or toast and can barely get it all down. Small stomach problems
You can make at least 3 days worth of scrambled eggs ahead. Leave them slightly under cooked because they will finish cooking when you re-heat them.0 -
Nice! I always thought they would get nasty-tasting after a day or so. I will definitely start making them ahead of time, with whole milk
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Or get up earlier and cook them fresh.....
Maybe thats just a farmer thing.0 -
I have a shake recipe guaranteed to pack on pure unbridled lean muscle like clock work..
but before i just through it out there lets shake it up a bit to put some fast and furious on the table..
those 2 sentences made my eyes bleed...
Of course your eyes would bleed , bleed they will always do..
when awesome info trumps- it always brings out trogs who have taken as many short cuts as possible, who done little second effort digging to see if anything else is going on, or simply dont know anything else except for what they have been spoon fed by half *kitten*..
Bleed they will because little is being brought to the able of ideas that solve-do, or is of any value.. just air breathing fire from base of absolute emptiness...
I blink a thought you bleed!
It's the spelling, grammar, punctuation, mixed metaphors and general whackiness that is causing the bleeding my friend!0 -
I have a shake recipe guaranteed to pack on pure unbridled lean muscle like clock work..
but before i just through it out there lets shake it up a bit to put some fast and furious on the table..
those 2 sentences made my eyes bleed...
Of course your eyes would bleed , bleed they will always do..
when awesome info trumps- it always brings out trogs who have taken as many short cuts as possible, who done little second effort digging to see if anything else is going on, or simply dont know anything else except for what they have been spoon fed by half *kitten*..
Bleed they will because little is being brought to the able of ideas that solve-do, or is of any value.. just air breathing fire from base of absolute emptiness...
I blink a thought you bleed!
It's the spelling, grammar, punctuation, mixed metaphors and general whackiness that is causing the bleeding my friend!
When I decided to post that .gif way back up there - I had actually typed out and deleted several sentences...all of then would have got me kicked off the forums...
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I have a shake recipe guaranteed to pack on pure unbridled lean muscle like clock work..
but before i just through it out there lets shake it up a bit to put some fast and furious on the table..
those 2 sentences made my eyes bleed...
Of course your eyes would bleed , bleed they will always do..
when awesome info trumps- it always brings out trogs who have taken as many short cuts as possible, who done little second effort digging to see if anything else is going on, or simply dont know anything else except for what they have been spoon fed by half *kitten*..
Bleed they will because little is being brought to the able of ideas that solve-do, or is of any value.. just air breathing fire from base of absolute emptiness...
I blink a thought you bleed!
It's the spelling, grammar, punctuation, mixed metaphors and general whackiness that is causing the bleeding my friend!
When I decided to post that .gif way back up there - I had actually typed out and deleted several sentences...all of then would have got me kicked off the forums...
The gif was all you needed.
How are them moo cows farmer Steve? I hope they aren't doing that air breathing fire from base of absolute emptiness thing near the hay stack again....0 -
I have a shake recipe guaranteed to pack on pure unbridled lean muscle like clock work..
but before i just through it out there lets shake it up a bit to put some fast and furious on the table..
those 2 sentences made my eyes bleed...
Of course your eyes would bleed , bleed they will always do..
when awesome info trumps- it always brings out trogs who have taken as many short cuts as possible, who done little second effort digging to see if anything else is going on, or simply dont know anything else except for what they have been spoon fed by half *kitten*..
Bleed they will because little is being brought to the able of ideas that solve-do, or is of any value.. just air breathing fire from base of absolute emptiness...
I blink a thought you bleed!
It's the spelling, grammar, punctuation, mixed metaphors and general whackiness that is causing the bleeding my friend!
When I decided to post that .gif way back up there - I had actually typed out and deleted several sentences...all of then would have got me kicked off the forums...
The gif was all you needed.
How are them moo cows farmer Steve? I hope they aren't doing that air breathing fire from base of absolute emptiness thing near the hay stack again....
Yeah, we lose more fodder like that than you realise....
Damn fire-breathing cattle. I bet they are the real culprits behind the heath fires too....
Luckily, I'm a sheep man so I avoid those problems. Sheep don't do that, its the wool...retains water.0 -
I blink a thought you bleed!
You are truly a god among men.0 -
Even my 8 year old daughter drinks it and doesnt frump..
She is a state level swimmer and she is currently placing top 3 every race or beating 8, 9, 10 year olds even in the boys category using this shake..
You think the shake is what is helping your daughter beat out kids in her age range? Maybe she's just good at swimming and your shake does nothing but fuel her.0 -
Even my 8 year old daughter drinks it and doesnt frump..
She is a state level swimmer and she is currently placing top 3 every race or beating 8, 9, 10 year olds even in the boys category using this shake..
You think the shake is what is helping your daughter beat out kids in her age range? Maybe she's just good at swimming and your shake does nothing but fuel her.
Your logic and reasoning have no place on this thread.0 -
I would personally like to request that any posts in this thread involving common sense please be deleted by any moderators. DanceswithWow and I had a good thing going on until all these rational-thinking critics started coming out of the woodwork. Personally, I think they are jealous that they don't have the recipe for the saucy goodness that fuels world-class children athletes! I bet his daughter could take all of you on in any athletic competition and completely obliterate you! Your eyes BLEED my friends!!!0
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Put olive oil on everything. 120 cal per table spoon and is very healthy.0
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Even my 8 year old daughter drinks it and doesnt frump..
She is a state level swimmer and she is currently placing top 3 every race or beating 8, 9, 10 year olds even in the boys category using this shake..
You think the shake is what is helping your daughter beat out kids in her age range? Maybe she's just good at swimming and your shake does nothing but fuel her.
Your logic and reasoning have no place on this thread.
Sir, I apologize. As penance I will drink a g spot gainer shake. It'll probably help me win the lottery and graduate college with honors.0 -
I would personally like to request that any posts in this thread involving common sense please be deleted by any moderators. DanceswithWow and I had a good thing going on until all these rational-thinking critics started coming out of the woodwork.
No! Please! I'll stop. What about eagle eggs? I heard they give you eagle powers.0 -
Can tennis shoes make you a pro tennis player to?0
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Glad I decided to pop into this thread! So much awesome
I am looking for info for my bf. He cannot put on proper weight/muscle to save his soul. He also has tiny tummy problems. 0 -
It's no 1000 calories but definitely a delicious and simple shake.
6oz yogurt
4oz whole milk
1 banana
2 scoops whey isolate
1-3 cups ice (depends on how thick you want it)
515 calories
5.1g fat
117.5mg cholesterol
513mg potassium
71g carbs
73g protein
If any is left over its great frozen as well.0 -
What about eagle eggs? I heard they give you eagle powers.
Now this is somethin I can get behind. There's nothing more American than eating freshly laid eagle eggs!It's no 1000 calories but definitely a delicious and simple shake.
6oz yogurt
4oz whole milk
1 banana
2 scoops whey isolate
1-3 cups ice (depends on how thick you want it)
515 calories
5.1g fat
117.5mg cholesterol
513mg potassium
71g carbs
73g protein
If any is left over its great frozen as well
Nice! Well, except banana.. I can't stand the flavor of bananas. Go figure the one fruit I hate has pretty much the highest nutritional value!0 -
HAHA ya bananas are a must. great source of potassium. Maybe try adding some strawberries or cherries that are a bit sweeter to cover up the banana taste. I will be experimenting a bit more with shakes since I want to have 1 a day and the same 1 everyday will get old fast. ill keep you updated0
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Awesome. I'm gonna try to eat more whole foods and prep meals after some of the suggestions and research, but it'll always be nice to have a tasty backup calorie-fix. Please share any good recipes you discover here.
PS I just realized that this thread should really be in the Food and Nutrition forum, but oh well! This has been a very informative and equally entertaining thread so far, so maybe this was the right place to post it lol0
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