It puts the lotion on it's skin...

emtjmac

...it does this whenever it's told.

La_Malfaisante

Oh wow...really?!

emtjmac

usmcmp

NYactor1

I'll take seconds on the fava beans.

emtjmac

Oh wow...really?!

Well, hello there. Terribly sorry, I've only just noticed you. Won't you have a seat so we can talk?

PurringMyrrh

But...but...but...what if I want the hose again? *trembling lip*

msbunnie68

Precious...PRE---CIOUS.....

emtjmac

*almost* entertaining. Your autism awareness banner underneath the serial killer sickness is a tad off color,

Why would that be off-color? I think if anything is off-color it's that you would inject your self-righteous opinion into a fun post about silence of the lambs. Autism is a part of my life 24 hours a day, can you say that same?

usmcmp

*almost* entertaining. Your autism awareness banner underneath the serial killer sickness is a tad off color,

Why would that be off-color? I think if anything is off-color it's that you would inject your self-righteous opinion into a fun post about silence of the lambs. Autism is a part of my life 24 hours a day, can you say that same?

Yeah i can bud, that's why I think it doesn't belong in this thread. Speaking of injecting self-righteous opinions, you're the one with the banner!

So he can't support autism awareness and have a sense of humor (about a movie) at the same time?

My youngest son is on the autism spectrum and I don't think awareness should be a separate area of our lives from the normal "chit-chat, fun, and games" that we have going on. He didn't start a thread making fun of autistic people. He started a thread about a movie.

darkguardian419

Would you do me? I'd do me. I'd do me HARD.

odusgolp

*almost* entertaining. Your autism awareness banner underneath the serial killer sickness is a tad off color,

Ummm... No. You're wrong. Just so you know...

_Resolve_

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AllOutof_Bubblegum

I'll take seconds on the fava beans.

ew_david

Jergens or GTFO

AsaThorsWoman

So people with Autism aren't allowed to like Silence of the Lambs?

I call BS.

jnichel

Jergens or GTFO

You don't get to choose when you're in the pit!

miss_jessiejane

This thread is weird.

leannems

I almost peed myself from how right this is.

calibriintx

*almost* entertaining. Your autism awareness banner underneath the serial killer sickness is a tad off color,

Why would that be off-color? I think if anything is off-color it's that you would inject your self-righteous opinion into a fun post about silence of the lambs. Autism is a part of my life 24 hours a day, can you say that same?

Yeah i can bud, that's why I think it doesn't belong in this thread. Speaking of injecting self-righteous opinions, you're the one with the banner!

PRMinx

In. For the PC police.

Guns_N_Buns

*almost* entertaining. Your autism awareness banner underneath the serial killer sickness is a tad off color,

Why would that be off-color? I think if anything is off-color it's that you would inject your self-righteous opinion into a fun post about silence of the lambs. Autism is a part of my life 24 hours a day, can you say that same?

Yeah i can bud, that's why I think it doesn't belong in this thread. Speaking of injecting self-righteous opinions, you're the one with the banner!

Calm down wrinkled shirt.

calibriintx

I made it my mission to find all the hilarious Elf pics, but I think this is the first time I've seen this one. LOVE IT.

AsaThorsWoman

*almost* entertaining. Your autism awareness banner underneath the serial killer sickness is a tad off color,

Why would that be off-color? I think if anything is off-color it's that you would inject your self-righteous opinion into a fun post about silence of the lambs. Autism is a part of my life 24 hours a day, can you say that same?

Yeah i can bud, that's why I think it doesn't belong in this thread. Speaking of injecting self-righteous opinions, you're the one with the banner!

So now promoting Autism awareness via a MFP ticker/banner is self-righteous?

I call BS.

kjm3579

It puts the lotion in the basket!!!

Mikkimeow

*almost* entertaining. Your autism awareness banner underneath the serial killer sickness is a tad off color,

Why would that be off-color? I think if anything is off-color it's that you would inject your self-righteous opinion into a fun post about silence of the lambs. Autism is a part of my life 24 hours a day, can you say that same?

Yeah i can bud, that's why I think it doesn't belong in this thread. Speaking of injecting self-righteous opinions, you're the one with the banner!

Yes, because if you support Autism awareness, you cannot have a sense of humor.

skullshank

hey OP...multiple miggs, in the next cell....what did he say to you?

candacet36

Eat a snicker....that put me over the edge with tears in my eyes.

I love how angry people hide behind their computer screen.

I admire anyone that deals with Autism on a daily basis...I used to teach in a self contained classroom and parents of these amazing kids are my heros!!!

_errata_

*almost* entertaining. Your autism awareness banner underneath the serial killer sickness is a tad off color,

azymth99

I do the dance in front of the mirror whenever I put on my lipstick...

I mean, uh... Jodie Foster is hot or somethin...

(dammnit, that sounds even worse...)

Liver is actually very good with Fava Beans and a nice Chianti.

(there, whew!)