Girlfriend jealous of my roomate!?

Escloflowne
Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
So my girlfriend told me the other day that she is jealous or weirded out by my roommate, not sure how to put it. She feels it's very strange for two grown men to share a room. We both don't make a lot of money and the rent is insane where I live. I don't think it's a big deal, he's my brother after all, we sometimes share the bed but most of the time we alternate couch and bed, but you know when you have a few drinks you just want a bed to sleep in on your off night!
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  • _crafty_
    _crafty_ Posts: 1,682 Member
    I thought your mom was your "roommate" . . .
  • asdowe13
    asdowe13 Posts: 1,951 Member
    So my girlfriend told me the other day that she is jealous or weirded out by my roommate, not sure how to put it. She feels it's very strange for two grown men to share a room. We both don't make a lot of money and the rent is insane where I live. I don't think it's a big deal, he's my brother after all, we sometimes share the bed but most of the time we alternate couch and bed, but you know when you have a few drinks you just want a bed to sleep in on your off night!

    Just break up!


    Then get mom to bring meatloaf.

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  • DBoone85
    DBoone85 Posts: 916 Member
    Do you guys even spoon?
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    put her between you both.....problem solved......\m/
  • THECaptainObvious
    THECaptainObvious Posts: 399 Member
    Maybe if you didn't spoon NAKED she'd be ok with it? Just a thought........
  • dropdeadgreggie_
    dropdeadgreggie_ Posts: 166 Member
    I thought your mom was your "roommate" . . .

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  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
    Escloflowne: " hey guys, I don't need a ride today. My roommate is picking me up."

    Everyone: " Your roommate. You mean your mom?"

    :laugh:
  • Desterknee
    Desterknee Posts: 1,056 Member
    I thought your mom was your "roommate" . . .

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    /thread
  • Escloflowne
    Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
    You guys are mean, we are all here for the same reason, after all!
  • Iceberg_Simpson
    Iceberg_Simpson Posts: 737 Member
    Just explain to her that no one holds you quite like he does. It's not something that you can just give up cold turkey.
  • darkguardian419
    darkguardian419 Posts: 1,302 Member
    put her between you both.....problem solved......\m/

    It aint gay if it's a three-way
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    You guys are mean, we are all here for the same reason, after all!

    Bacon cheeseburgers and shame?
  • _crafty_
    _crafty_ Posts: 1,682 Member
    You guys are mean, we are all here for the same reason, after all!

    noodz, bacon and cat gifs?
  • dropdeadgreggie_
    dropdeadgreggie_ Posts: 166 Member
    You guys are mean, we are all here for the same reason, after all!

    Bacon cheeseburgers and shame?

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  • latenitelucy
    latenitelucy Posts: 1,314 Member
    ♫♪Do you wanna build a snowman?
    Come on let's go and play
    I never see you any more
    Come out the door
    It's like you've gone away
    We used to be best buddies
    And now we're not
    I wish you would tell me why♫♪

    ♫♪Do you wanna build a snowman
    It doesn't have to be a snowman♫♪
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
    You guys are mean, we are all here for the same reason, after all!

    Grammar Police Academy training? Or is that just me?
  • dropdeadgreggie_
    dropdeadgreggie_ Posts: 166 Member
    put her between you both.....problem solved......\m/

    It aint gay if it's a three-way

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  • piratesluver
    piratesluver Posts: 105 Member
    In all seriousness, I sorta get it.
    I'm jealous of my boyfriend's roommate in a way. Although they don't share a room, they spend much more quality time together because of it than I get to with him.

    That being said... I'd never say it out loud to him
  • IPAkiller
    IPAkiller Posts: 711 Member
    So my girlfriend told me the other day that she is jealous or weirded out by my roommate, not sure how to put it. She feels it's very strange for two grown men to share a room. We both don't make a lot of money and the rent is insane where I live. I don't think it's a big deal, he's my brother after all, we sometimes share the bed but most of the time we alternate couch and bed, but you know when you have a few drinks you just want a bed to sleep in on your off night!
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  • ironanimal
    ironanimal Posts: 5,922 Member
    Didn't her mother teach her to share? Which, by the way, is what you should do.
  • DBoone85
    DBoone85 Posts: 916 Member
    So my girlfriend told me the other day that she is jealous or weirded out by my roommate, not sure how to put it. She feels it's very strange for two grown men to share a room. We both don't make a lot of money and the rent is insane where I live. I don't think it's a big deal, he's my brother after all, we sometimes share the bed but most of the time we alternate couch and bed, but you know when you have a few drinks you just want a bed to sleep in on your off night!

    Serioulsy, you should be worried that she comes by one day and bangs your roommate. I hear he's hung like a horse.
  • IPAkiller
    IPAkiller Posts: 711 Member
    She feels it's very strange for two grown men to share a room.
    Fine, I'll ask the question we're all wondering.... Are you the top or the bottom?
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  • asdowe13
    asdowe13 Posts: 1,951 Member
    So my girlfriend told me the other day that she is jealous or weirded out by my roommate, not sure how to put it. She feels it's very strange for two grown men to share a room. We both don't make a lot of money and the rent is insane where I live. I don't think it's a big deal, he's my brother after all, we sometimes share the bed but most of the time we alternate couch and bed, but you know when you have a few drinks you just want a bed to sleep in on your off night!

    Serioulsy, you should be worried that she comes by one day and bangs your roommate. I hear he's hung like a horse.

    wouldn't that hurt?? like tear your vagina to pieces?
    seems like a silly statement. I can't imagine a lady ever wanting a mans unit to be the size of a horses.

    unless we are talking in comparrison to Eric's?
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    So my girlfriend told me the other day that she is jealous or weirded out by my roommate, not sure how to put it. She feels it's very strange for two grown men to share a room. We both don't make a lot of money and the rent is insane where I live. I don't think it's a big deal, he's my brother after all, we sometimes share the bed but most of the time we alternate couch and bed, but you know when you have a few drinks you just want a bed to sleep in on your off night!

    Serioulsy, you should be worried that she comes by one day and bangs your roommate. I hear he's hung like a horse.

    wouldn't that hurt?? like tear your vagina to pieces?
    seems like a silly statement. I can't imagine a lady ever wanting a mans unit to be the size of a horses.

    unless we are talking in comparrison to Eric's?

    It all goes back to how much thigh gap the lady has.
  • asdowe13
    asdowe13 Posts: 1,951 Member
    So my girlfriend told me the other day that she is jealous or weirded out by my roommate, not sure how to put it. She feels it's very strange for two grown men to share a room. We both don't make a lot of money and the rent is insane where I live. I don't think it's a big deal, he's my brother after all, we sometimes share the bed but most of the time we alternate couch and bed, but you know when you have a few drinks you just want a bed to sleep in on your off night!

    Serioulsy, you should be worried that she comes by one day and bangs your roommate. I hear he's hung like a horse.

    wouldn't that hurt?? like tear your vagina to pieces?
    seems like a silly statement. I can't imagine a lady ever wanting a mans unit to be the size of a horses.

    unless we are talking in comparrison to Eric's?

    It all goes back to how much thigh gap the lady has.

    I shoulda remembered the gap!
  • soberlicious
    soberlicious Posts: 121 Member
    ♫♪Do you wanna build a snowman?
    Come on let's go and play
    I never see you any more
    Come out the door
    It's like you've gone away
    We used to be best buddies
    And now we're not
    I wish you would tell me why♫♪

    ♫♪Do you wanna build a snowman
    It doesn't have to be a snowman♫♪

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  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    Just break up.

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  • Kitten2629
    Kitten2629 Posts: 1,358 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: ya'll are on a roll today :)
  • DamePiglet
    DamePiglet Posts: 3,730 Member
    in...
    because that's what he said.
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    in...
    because that's what he said.

    Ohhhh.....Saints ticker. Wanna be my roommate? Jealous girlfriend? Sammich maker?