Lacks sandwich making skills

laynerich15
laynerich15 Posts: 1,918 Member
in Chit-Chat
So here is my problem,

I have started seeing a new girl and I have to say her sandwich game is more than lacking. I mean I am not expecting Subway quality or anything just a solid attempt for once.

What should I do?
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  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    1/10
  • brandi712
    brandi712 Posts: 407 Member
    Get yourself in the kitchen and show her how it's done :wink:
  • triciabh1
    triciabh1 Posts: 126 Member
    time to break up
  • kinkyslinky16
    kinkyslinky16 Posts: 1,469 Member
    I can make a sandwich :wink: :flowerforyou: :love:

    Tube steak is my specialty.

    e6c43_ORIG-TUBESTEAK.jpg
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    I can make a sandwich :wink: :flowerforyou: :love:

    Tube steak is my specialty.

    e6c43_ORIG-TUBESTEAK.jpg

    I like you, but I'm also scared of you. It's very confusing. :wink:
  • Laurenloveswaffles
    Laurenloveswaffles Posts: 535 Member
    Dump her immediately.
  • TX_Thundercat
    TX_Thundercat Posts: 2,437 Member
    I can make a sandwich :wink: :flowerforyou: :love:

    Tube steak is my specialty.

    e6c43_ORIG-TUBESTEAK.jpg

    You can make your own tube steak? Ummmm....
  • DBoone85
    DBoone85 Posts: 916 Member
    Depends. Does she have a thigh gap?
  • sixout
    sixout Posts: 3,128 Member
    What's the point?
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
    Tell her to give up on dating and go adopt several cats. This is unacceptable.
  • DBoone85
    DBoone85 Posts: 916 Member
    I can make a sandwich :wink: :flowerforyou: :love:

    Tube steak is my specialty.

    e6c43_ORIG-TUBESTEAK.jpg

    You can make your own tube steak? Ummmm....

    Naw brah...she takes YOUR tube steak and makes a sammich, using HER bun......
  • sixout
    sixout Posts: 3,128 Member
    I can make a sandwich :wink: :flowerforyou: :love:

    Tube steak is my specialty.

    e6c43_ORIG-TUBESTEAK.jpg

    You can make your own tube steak? Ummmm....

    Naw brah...she takes YOUR tube steak and makes a sammich, using HER bun......

    are the buns carb free?
  • Alluminati
    Alluminati Posts: 6,208 Member
    2nd Suckiest Thread today
  • kinkyslinky16
    kinkyslinky16 Posts: 1,469 Member
    You can make your own tube steak? Ummmm....

    :huh: No, I buy it. Then I make a sandwich.
  • kinkyslinky16
    kinkyslinky16 Posts: 1,469 Member
    Naw brah...she takes YOUR tube steak and makes a sammich, using HER bun......

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • ktprestridge
    ktprestridge Posts: 5
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  • srslybritt
    srslybritt Posts: 1,618 Member
    Just break up.
  • Jess__I__Can
    Jess__I__Can Posts: 307 Member
    Break up.
  • Kitten2629
    Kitten2629 Posts: 1,358 Member
    deal breaker
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    send her back to sammich makin school til she gets it right \m/
  • TX_Thundercat
    TX_Thundercat Posts: 2,437 Member
    I can make a sandwich :wink: :flowerforyou: :love:

    Tube steak is my specialty.

    e6c43_ORIG-TUBESTEAK.jpg

    You can make your own tube steak? Ummmm....

    Naw brah...she takes YOUR tube steak and makes a sammich, using HER bun......

    I am so in! <--See what I did there?
  • Bostonsoul
    Bostonsoul Posts: 151 Member
    If she can't make a sammich then she should be able to make a blind man see in the sack!
  • jess17587
    jess17587 Posts: 153
    really? it is just a sandwich if you dont like hers can you just make your own
    am i missing out on a joke?
  • George_Baileys_Ghost
    George_Baileys_Ghost Posts: 1,524 Member
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  • kinkyslinky16
    kinkyslinky16 Posts: 1,469 Member
    If she can't make a sammich then she should be able to make a blind man see in the sack!

    Agreed. She should at least have special powers if she can't even make a sandwich!
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    really? it is just a sandwich if you dont like hers can you just make your own
    am i missing out on a joke?

    BLASPHEMY!!!!
  • NotRailMeat
    NotRailMeat Posts: 509 Member
    Does she have significant skills outside the sammich making realm? Maybe like a lack of teeth and gag reflex? If not, it's time for her meet the curb.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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  • laynerich15
    laynerich15 Posts: 1,918 Member
    Thank you so much for the support good people.

    It is good to see I was in the right, will be sure to kick her to the curb.

    There will be a opening coming up soon, those with a strong sandwich making skill need only to apply
  • DBoone85
    DBoone85 Posts: 916 Member
    Thank you so much for the support good people.

    It is good to see I was in the right, will be sure to kick her to the curb.

    There will be a opening coming up soon, those with a strong sandwich making skill need only to apply

    I can make a mean sammich with my feet, while my hands are tied behind my back.

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