Lacks sandwich making skills

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  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
    Wait....did you use Subway as a standard of quality? Dude, you need to up your standards. Jimmy John's or GTFO. :angry:
  • IPAkiller
    IPAkiller Posts: 711 Member
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  • laynerich15
    laynerich15 Posts: 1,918 Member
    Thank you so much for the support good people.

    It is good to see I was in the right, will be sure to kick her to the curb.

    There will be a opening coming up soon, those with a strong sandwich making skill need only to apply

    I can make a mean sammich with my feet, while my hands are tied behind my back.


    ^^^ this, this is what I am needing in my life
  • laynerich15
    laynerich15 Posts: 1,918 Member
    Wait....did you use Subway as a standard of quality? Dude, you need to up your standards. Jimmy John's or GTFO. :angry:

    oh then imagine how bad they really are.
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    Thank you so much for the support good people.

    It is good to see I was in the right, will be sure to kick her to the curb.

    There will be a opening coming up soon, those with a strong sandwich making skill need only to apply

    I can make a mean sammich with my feet, while my hands are tied behind my back.

    Here's to hoping I make it out of the probie stage one day.
  • NotRailMeat
    NotRailMeat Posts: 509 Member
    Thank you so much for the support good people.

    It is good to see I was in the right, will be sure to kick her to the curb.

    There will be a opening coming up soon, those with a strong sandwich making skill need only to apply
    I can make a mean sammich with my feet, while my hands are tied behind my back.
    Wait... What? With mad skills like that a man hasn't snatched you up already?
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
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    :laugh:
  • NotRailMeat
    NotRailMeat Posts: 509 Member
    Wait....did you use Subway as a standard of quality? Dude, you need to up your standards. Jimmy John's or GTFO. :angry:
    QFT
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
    Thank you so much for the support good people.

    It is good to see I was in the right, will be sure to kick her to the curb.

    There will be a opening coming up soon, those with a strong sandwich making skill need only to apply

    I can make a mean sammich with my feet, while my hands are tied behind my back.

    How YOU doin? Come to mama!
  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
    Wait....did you use Subway as a standard of quality? Dude, you need to up your standards. Jimmy John's or GTFO. :angry:

    oh then imagine how bad they really are.
    I know. I think it's likely that all the women in your life have been letting you down since birth. You need to break up with all of them and start over. :flowerforyou:
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
    Thank you so much for the support good people.

    It is good to see I was in the right, will be sure to kick her to the curb.

    There will be a opening coming up soon, those with a strong sandwich making skill need only to apply

    I can make a mean sammich with my feet, while my hands are tied behind my back.

    Thank God i friended you before the influx of FR's that are coming....
  • sixout
    sixout Posts: 3,128 Member
    does it make me less of a man if I like making my own sandwiches?
  • laynerich15
    laynerich15 Posts: 1,918 Member
    does it make me less of a man if I like making my own sandwiches?

    To be 100% honest it doesn't make you less of a man than you already were, just shows our suspicions to be correct.

    if you own a wig I may have a job opening for you
  • laynerich15
    laynerich15 Posts: 1,918 Member
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  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    Ask her mom out.
  • laynerich15
    laynerich15 Posts: 1,918 Member
    Ask her mom out.

    But poor sammich making skills a heditory illness?

    I mean I cant go through this heartbreak again.
  • sixout
    sixout Posts: 3,128 Member
    Ask her mom out.

    But poor sammich making skills a heditory illness?

    I mean I cant go through this heartbreak again.

    Moms are usually awesome at cutting off the crust though.
  • cccoursey
    cccoursey Posts: 116 Member
    Listen if she can't make a decent sandwich you may have to stop buttering the muffin or cleaning the icing from the donut. An equal exchange of skills is important for a healthy relationship.
  • patfriendly
    patfriendly Posts: 263 Member
    at least she is not accidental

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  • Bostonsoul
    Bostonsoul Posts: 151 Member
    If she can't make a sammich then she should be able to make a blind man see in the sack!

    Agreed. She should at least have special powers if she can't even make a sandwich!

    That was exactly my intent. Keen observation!
  • techgal128
    techgal128 Posts: 719 Member
    I make a killer PB&J.
  • sixout
    sixout Posts: 3,128 Member
    I make a killer PB&J.

    pics or lies.
  • mjterp
    mjterp Posts: 650 Member
    does it make me less of a man if I like making my own sandwiches?

    To be 100% honest it doesn't make you less of a man than you already were, just shows our suspicions to be correct.

    if you own a wig I may have a job opening for you

    If she still has the energy to make an amazing sandwich after...your doing it wrong...
  • techgal128
    techgal128 Posts: 719 Member
    I make a killer PB&J.

    pics or lies.

    Geez, at least buy me dinner first. I don't make a sandwich for just ANYBODY.

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