#1 reason you DON'T want more MFP friends?

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  • AllieBear88
    AllieBear88 Posts: 170 Member
    I'm not "supportive" enough, whatever that means. I don't get it. I consistently show up, smile at you, smack your *kitten* and tell you to go get 'em. WHAT THE HECK MORE DO YOU WANT?!

    Right? Geez!
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
    I've already collected the best.
  • _BearNecessities_
    _BearNecessities_ Posts: 432 Member
    Because I'm an unfriendly jerk
  • DBoone85
    DBoone85 Posts: 916 Member
    My 'cloud' is already saturated with noodz.....
  • yo_andi
    yo_andi Posts: 2,178 Member
    I got 99 problems but another MFP friend ain't one.

    I have the craziest urge to lick that dimple in your tricep...


    Okay, urge over. Carry on.
  • DBoone85
    DBoone85 Posts: 916 Member
    Because I'm an unfriendly jerk

    Not true. He just can't get over the trauma of the huge burn scar.
  • enterdanger
    enterdanger Posts: 2,447 Member
    I ascribe to the theory of benign neglect.
  • IPAkiller
    IPAkiller Posts: 711 Member
    Because I am running out of space in my basement for cages.
    Wait, I'm not alone?
  • IPAkiller
    IPAkiller Posts: 711 Member
    Too many Noodz!
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    Errr, I mean Motivational and Inspirational Memes...
  • mojohowitz
    mojohowitz Posts: 900 Member
    Because I am running out of space in my basement for cages.

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  • _BearNecessities_
    _BearNecessities_ Posts: 432 Member
    Because I'm an unfriendly jerk

    Not true. He just can't get over the trauma of the huge burn scar.

    It hurted!!!!!
  • thefatveganchef
    thefatveganchef Posts: 89 Member
    Because I don't have many friends IRL, so why should MFP be any different?
  • jmv7117
    jmv7117 Posts: 891 Member
    Lone wolf here and keeping it that way!
  • MireyGal76
    MireyGal76 Posts: 7,334 Member
    #1 Can't give enough attention to the friends you already have.


    Most important thing to remember is this. You can't win with friend requests. Accept everyone and you're spread too thin. Turn people down and they'll ***** about you to whoever will listen.

    You just gotta tell yourself it's my list and I'll manage it how I choose. If anyone has a problem with that that's their own issue.

    This is my number one reason too.


    And OP... Are you saying that your friends here are overrated?
    Cuz the people I have in my list are awesome! Sorry you aren't happy with the ones you've got.
  • Iceberg_Simpson
    Iceberg_Simpson Posts: 737 Member
    Because I'm an unfriendly jerk

    QFT
  • Iceberg_Simpson
    Iceberg_Simpson Posts: 737 Member
    Because I am running out of space in my basement for cages.
    Wait, I'm not alone?

    No, Silly. That's why I keep you gagged, blindfolded and with headphones on.
  • _JustDG_
    _JustDG_ Posts: 1,584
    #1 Can't give enough attention to the friends you already have.


    Most important thing to remember is this. You can't win with friend requests. Accept everyone and you're spread too thin. Turn people down and they'll ***** about you to whoever will listen.

    You just gotta tell yourself it's my list and I'll manage it how I choose. If anyone has a problem with that that's their own issue.

    This is my number one reason too.


    And OP... Are you saying that your friends here are overrated?
    Cuz the people I have in my list are awesome! Sorry you aren't happy with the ones you've got.

    I go through pals like water, it's no secret. Maybe I'm too picky, but what I hate the most is fr's from chicks, only adding me so they can spy on their boy toys, who happen to be on my fl. True story.

    Anyways, I currently have three pals locked in my basement, that I actually like, who needs more?
  • salembambi
    salembambi Posts: 5,585 Member
    they are all Americans

    :angry:

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  • _BearNecessities_
    _BearNecessities_ Posts: 432 Member
    Because I'm an unfriendly jerk

    QFT

    See? Dr. T knows!!
  • likitisplit
    likitisplit Posts: 9,420 Member
    I wanted Nachos. Like really, really wanted nachos. And not one of their lazy butts would get up off their couches and bring them to me. Let me ask you, is that support? Really?

    I would bring you some nachos, but I'd probably eat them before I got them to you.

    But then I'd have to ask myself, who would want to take my nachos from me? Some friends.

    Awww. Thank you!
  • _JustDG_
    _JustDG_ Posts: 1,584
    Because you already wear me out, OP. :cry: :sad:

    :angry: Riiiiiiight. Do I even know you???
  • sixout
    sixout Posts: 3,128 Member
    I wanted Nachos. Like really, really wanted nachos. And not one of their lazy butts would get up off their couches and bring them to me. Let me ask you, is that support? Really?

    I would bring you some nachos, but I'd probably eat them before I got them to you.

    But then I'd have to ask myself, who would want to take my nachos from me? Some friends.

    Awww. Thank you!

    You're welcome. Does this mean we're bff now?
  • likitisplit
    likitisplit Posts: 9,420 Member
    I wanted Nachos. Like really, really wanted nachos. And not one of their lazy butts would get up off their couches and bring them to me. Let me ask you, is that support? Really?

    I would bring you some nachos, but I'd probably eat them before I got them to you.

    But then I'd have to ask myself, who would want to take my nachos from me? Some friends.

    Awww. Thank you!

    You're welcome. Does this mean we're bff now?

    I haven't seen any nachos yet.
  • sixout
    sixout Posts: 3,128 Member
    I wanted Nachos. Like really, really wanted nachos. And not one of their lazy butts would get up off their couches and bring them to me. Let me ask you, is that support? Really?

    I would bring you some nachos, but I'd probably eat them before I got them to you.

    But then I'd have to ask myself, who would want to take my nachos from me? Some friends.

    Awww. Thank you!

    You're welcome. Does this mean we're bff now?

    I haven't seen any nachos yet.

    I ate them. We just went over this.
  • _JustDG_
    _JustDG_ Posts: 1,584
    Get a rooooom you two! Eat your nachos there.
  • sixout
    sixout Posts: 3,128 Member
    But the nachos are gone!
  • ninav1980
    ninav1980 Posts: 514 Member
    They post constantly about every aspect of their lives including personal things I really don't want to know about. This is MFP ! Talk about fitness related items.

    ^^ THIS! Holy smokes. I mean, the occasional post about something non-fitness/diet related is OK and understandable (sometimes sticking to a diet/fitness plan is really tough when there are things going on in your life and you need some extra support/encouragement), but when 95% of your posts are about the drama of your personal life? No thank you! I don't want to hang out with people like that in real life, why would I want to online?


    yup! I dont want to hear about divorces and depressing things.
  • likitisplit
    likitisplit Posts: 9,420 Member
    But the nachos are gone!

    And this is EXACTLY why I don't want any more MFP friends....

    Off to create a "mean people" thread.
  • mank32
    mank32 Posts: 1,323 Member
    they are funnier than me :mad:
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    I have too much sex already.