#1 reason you DON'T want more MFP friends?

_JustDG_

Because you already wear me out, OP. :sad:

Riiiiiiight. Do I even know you???

sixout

I wanted Nachos. Like really, really wanted nachos. And not one of their lazy butts would get up off their couches and bring them to me. Let me ask you, is that support? Really?

I would bring you some nachos, but I'd probably eat them before I got them to you.

But then I'd have to ask myself, who would want to take my nachos from me? Some friends.

Awww. Thank you!

You're welcome. Does this mean we're bff now?

likitisplit

I wanted Nachos. Like really, really wanted nachos. And not one of their lazy butts would get up off their couches and bring them to me. Let me ask you, is that support? Really?

I would bring you some nachos, but I'd probably eat them before I got them to you.

But then I'd have to ask myself, who would want to take my nachos from me? Some friends.

Awww. Thank you!

You're welcome. Does this mean we're bff now?

I haven't seen any nachos yet.

sixout

I wanted Nachos. Like really, really wanted nachos. And not one of their lazy butts would get up off their couches and bring them to me. Let me ask you, is that support? Really?

I would bring you some nachos, but I'd probably eat them before I got them to you.

But then I'd have to ask myself, who would want to take my nachos from me? Some friends.

Awww. Thank you!

You're welcome. Does this mean we're bff now?

I haven't seen any nachos yet.

I ate them. We just went over this.

_JustDG_

Get a rooooom you two! Eat your nachos there.

sixout

But the nachos are gone!

ninav1980

They post constantly about every aspect of their lives including personal things I really don't want to know about. This is MFP ! Talk about fitness related items.

^^ THIS! Holy smokes. I mean, the occasional post about something non-fitness/diet related is OK and understandable (sometimes sticking to a diet/fitness plan is really tough when there are things going on in your life and you need some extra support/encouragement), but when 95% of your posts are about the drama of your personal life? No thank you! I don't want to hang out with people like that in real life, why would I want to online?

yup! I dont want to hear about divorces and depressing things.

likitisplit

But the nachos are gone!

And this is EXACTLY why I don't want any more MFP friends....

Off to create a "mean people" thread.

mank32

they are funnier than me :mad:

SpeSHul_SnoflEHk

I have too much sex already.

odusgolp

Let's say you have about 220 friends that you KNOW and LOVE. Then... they all start changing their usernames. Or rage quitting and coming back with a new username. I now have a "new" friend. Cause I don't remember *kitten* and they're just messing with me with these shenanigans.

I don't need "More." I have "New" friends every. single. day.

jnichel

Let's say you have about 220 friends that you KNOW and LOVE. Then... they all start changing their usernames. Or rage quitting and coming back with a new username. I now have a "new" friend. Cause I don't remember *kitten* and they're just messing with me with these shenanigans.

I don't need "More." I have "New" friends every. single. day.

I'm your favorite though, right?

sculli123

I lose track of them after a while. But usually there's a handful that I kind of keep up with.

rml_16

Let's say you have about 220 friends that you KNOW and LOVE. Then... they all start changing their usernames. Or rage quitting and coming back with a new username. I now have a "new" friend. Cause I don't remember *kitten* and they're just messing with me with these shenanigans.

I don't need "More." I have "New" friends every. single. day.

Yes! And they not only change their names, but also their pictures so you just have no freaking clue who they are.

FatFreeFrolicking

They post constantly about every aspect of their lives including personal things I really don't want to know about. This is MFP ! Talk about fitness related items.

Personal things in life significantly affect fitness/weight loss/weight gain/etc.

Mikkimeow

Let's say you have about 220 friends that you KNOW and LOVE. Then... they all start changing their usernames. Or rage quitting and coming back with a new username. I now have a "new" friend. Cause I don't remember *kitten* and they're just messing with me with these shenanigans.

I don't need "More." I have "New" friends every. single. day.

*opening a new account for the sole purpose of pissing you off*

_BearNecessities_

Let's say you have about 220 friends that you KNOW and LOVE. Then... they all start changing their usernames. Or rage quitting and coming back with a new username. I now have a "new" friend. Cause I don't remember *kitten* and they're just messing with me with these shenanigans.

I don't need "More." I have "New" friends every. single. day.

Why would anyone do that?? Lame.

odusgolp

Let's say you have about 220 friends that you KNOW and LOVE. Then... they all start changing their usernames. Or rage quitting and coming back with a new username. I now have a "new" friend. Cause I don't remember *kitten* and they're just messing with me with these shenanigans.

I don't need "More." I have "New" friends every. single. day.

*opening a new account for the sole purpose of pissing you off*

You hoor.

odusgolp

Let's say you have about 220 friends that you KNOW and LOVE. Then... they all start changing their usernames. Or rage quitting and coming back with a new username. I now have a "new" friend. Cause I don't remember *kitten* and they're just messing with me with these shenanigans.

I don't need "More." I have "New" friends every. single. day.

Why would anyone do that?? Lame.

sixout

because no one ever responds to my naked snapchats, so why would I want more people to not respond?