bachlorette party suggetions?????

TamTastic

or like my husband's friend says who is at least 5'3 mind you --IT may not hit bottom but it sure raises hell on the sides LOL LOL:laugh:

LMAOOO!!

barracudamuscle

Well for my bachlor party I have the perfect plan.... All my clan and her clan are planning on going up to vegas, going out to some nice resturant for dinner, maybe go see a show. Then well probably part ways for awhile, go get a little crazy and of course drunk as a sailor ( its vegas, and my buds and I havent all been togeter at once in years!) then when the sun comes up I can go back to my fiance as "Anaconda" that evening, and get lucky! I figure why go home empty handed when you don't have to.

We love vegas, and its not the same without her there( cue the ews and awes ) being thats where we actually became "offical" after meeting in maui, then I flew out to see her a month later to goto my first "seaworld". Yea Im not going to put you all through the coals of hearing my little lottery, I mean romance.

Frankly I really don't care for strippers, I've been to a strip club twice, Both time were right before I went to Iraq and other places overseas and it just leaves me with an empty feeling. My last experience was terrible, I'm glad I was drunk and just bar hopping. I'm not for kissing a random girl when going out already as thats in my book wrong ( I'm old fashioned I guess ) and shes the same way, she can goto strip clubs all she wants I don't care, as long as she saves some bills for mea the the end of the night

I would do what ever falls in line with your style that is not going to make you feel akward. I am sure I will end up at a strip club sometime through the night, but not really by choice, just going with the whole group. Im all about eatting ( why Im on this website to began with! ), drinking my butt off, walking the strip, bartering with the "flappers" with there woman for 89 dollars just to mess ith them ( I give them other womans cards from other flappers!) playing the pennie slots, and rouette, and then getting lucky in Vegas:bigsmile:

sgtinvincible

LOL.

This story is highly inappropriate, but a marine buddy told me and it completely cracked me up.

Apparently in the 80's he and his buddy were stationed in the Philipines. They were walking through a rough part of town and was propositioned by a local hooker. His buddy (in true marine machismo fashion) whips it out and says 'How much for this and a whole lot of pleasure?' The hooker rolls her eyes and answers, 'Something that small? Who you think you gonna pleasure with that?' The marine grins and says 'Me.'


ROFL. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


Well, I thought it was funny.

neverbeenskinny

You can play this pretty much anywhere, even a Mexican restaurant while you're waiting for the food. Bring lots of tissue paper (the kind you wrap presents with, and rolls of scotch tape), while you're waiting for the food to come you get into teams of 2 or more. Each team pick a person for a model and the other dress her in a wedding gown with the tissue paper and scotch tape only. Then they have to model their gown by walking through the restaurant, the team that gets the most applause wins.

runawaybride

:laugh: LOL

neverbeenskinny

My friends and I just laughed our *kitten*'$ off and it's great fun. Everyone at the restaurant got involved including the waiters and waitresses. We even got comments from the other diners that it was the most fun they ever had having dinner out (of course you will have to make sure that it's a fun festive place that won't mind a bunch of laughing women who are about to pee their pants), a couple of margaritas will help the models. And embarressing your friends (the models) is alway fun.

kerikitkat

LOL.

This story is highly inappropriate, but a marine buddy told me and it completely cracked me up.

Apparently in the 80's he and his buddy were stationed in the Philipines. They were walking through a rough part of town and was propositioned by a local hooker. His buddy (in true marine machismo fashion) whips it out and says 'How much for this and a whole lot of pleasure?' The hooker rolls her eyes and answers, 'Something that small? Who you think you gonna pleasure with that?' The marine grins and says 'Me.'


ROFL. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


Well, I thought it was funny.

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