How to Tell Your Spouse That They're Fat
TheRoadDog
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1. “Accidentally” take unflattering pictures of your spouse when out. Make sure if he or she asks if the picture makes her “look fat” that you do not soften the blow.
2. “Accidentally” buy and outfit or piece of clothing a little small and suggest that the sales lady said it was for “smaller women” or for an “athletic man.” The suggestion that you believe she/he is a “smaller” women or he is an “athletic” man perhaps will motivate your husband or wife to achieve that goal.
3. If she wears an outfit that she has outgrown tell her that you “don’t like how that outfit looks on her anymore, this should play on his or her insecurities.
4. Create a screensaver or an image on the desktop, which is a collage of overweight females, or males (depending on your spouse’s gender), place the word “YUK” in the middle of it, and leave it on the computer.
2. “Accidentally” buy and outfit or piece of clothing a little small and suggest that the sales lady said it was for “smaller women” or for an “athletic man.” The suggestion that you believe she/he is a “smaller” women or he is an “athletic” man perhaps will motivate your husband or wife to achieve that goal.
3. If she wears an outfit that she has outgrown tell her that you “don’t like how that outfit looks on her anymore, this should play on his or her insecurities.
4. Create a screensaver or an image on the desktop, which is a collage of overweight females, or males (depending on your spouse’s gender), place the word “YUK” in the middle of it, and leave it on the computer.
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You're on quite a roll today.0
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He's always on a roll. Must be a full moon today though!:laugh:0
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I prefer to keep my man chubby, so other ladies won't look at him. Because I can't possibly trust him to be faithful if he's in good shape.0
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He's always on a roll. Must be a full moon today though!:laugh:
:drinker: :flowerforyou:0 -
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You're on quite a roll today.
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1. “Accidentally” take unflattering pictures of your spouse when out. Make sure if he or she asks if the picture makes her “look fat” that you do not soften the blow.
2. “Accidentally” buy and outfit or piece of clothing a little small and suggest that the sales lady said it was for “smaller women” or for an “athletic man.” The suggestion that you believe she/he is a “smaller” women or he is an “athletic” man perhaps will motivate your husband or wife to achieve that goal.
3. If she wears an outfit that she has outgrown tell her that you “don’t like how that outfit looks on her anymore, this should play on his or her insecurities.
4. Create a screensaver or an image on the desktop, which is a collage of overweight females, or males (depending on your spouse’s gender), place the word “YUK” in the middle of it, and leave it on the computer.
I'd go with number 4 definitely. :laugh:0 -
I prefer to keep my man chubby, so other ladies won't look at him. Because I can't possibly trust him to be faithful if he's in good shape.
^^^She's a feeder0 -
I prefer to keep my man chubby, so other ladies won't look at him. Because I can't possibly trust him to be faithful if he's in good shape.
but that would make your relationship healthier. don't you want to be in a healthy relationship??0 -
I would just tell them..."see, this is why we can't have nice things!"
Then look at the broken recliner and back at them!0 -
if you're genuinely fearful for your partner's health, tell them straight.
why are all your posts, OP, directed at men, talking about women? why are your topics unnecessarily cruel? if my partner did any of that to me, i'd throw him out.0 -
What the hell?!0
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You're on quite a roll today.
I was thinking the exact same thing0 -
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I prefer to keep my man chubby, so other ladies won't look at him. Because I can't possibly trust him to be faithful if he's in good shape.
but that would make your relationship healthier. don't you want to be in a healthy relationship??
Shoot!!! Now I don't know WHAT to do!!! I'm so conflicted!!! So maybe I should fatten him up, then make him feel bad and lose the weight so he cheats and our relationship is healthy? Can I get fat? Or would that not be ok? Wait, no!! I've got it! I'll cheat, while I make him fat! Then we'll have the perfect relationship!!0 -
if you're genuinely fearful for your partner's health, tell them straight.
why are all your posts, OP, directed at men, talking about women? why are your topics unnecessarily cruel? if my partner did any of that to me, i'd throw him out.
you gotta post what you know.0 -
I prefer to keep my man chubby, so other ladies won't look at him. Because I can't possibly trust him to be faithful if he's in good shape.
You're in luck, I never leave the chubby phase.0 -
I like him chubby, I can cup his boobies better.0
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I prefer to keep my man chubby, so other ladies won't look at him. Because I can't possibly trust him to be faithful if he's in good shape.
^^^She's a feeder
Just from the second comment I knew who the original comment was from.
Also anyone wanna back up my theory that RoadDog's wife has hacked his account and is trying to drive off as many women as possible?
Brilliant plot. Sneaky womenz0 -
This is cute enough to make me want to pinch those cheeks.0
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I prefer to keep my man chubby, so other ladies won't look at him. Because I can't possibly trust him to be faithful if he's in good shape.
but that would make your relationship healthier. don't you want to be in a healthy relationship??
Shoot!!! Now I don't know WHAT to do!!! I'm so conflicted!!! So maybe I should fatten him up, then make him feel bad and lose the weight so he cheats and our relationship is healthy? Can I get fat? Or would that not be ok? Wait, no!! I've got it! I'll cheat, while I make him fat! Then we'll have the perfect relationship!!
NOW you're thinking!!0 -
Put a lock on the fridge?0
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I prefer to keep my man chubby, so other ladies won't look at him. Because I can't possibly trust him to be faithful if he's in good shape.
but that would make your relationship healthier. don't you want to be in a healthy relationship??
Shoot!!! Now I don't know WHAT to do!!! I'm so conflicted!!! So maybe I should fatten him up, then make him feel bad and lose the weight so he cheats and our relationship is healthy? Can I get fat? Or would that not be ok? Wait, no!! I've got it! I'll cheat, while I make him fat! Then we'll have the perfect relationship!!
NOW you're thinking!!
I'm gonna go bake some cookies and sign up for Tinder now, brb.0 -
You're on quite a roll today.
I was thinking the exact same thing
Bored at work.0 -
LOL - you folks are funny - my kids said it in a fun way.
Jelly Belly
Chubby Wubby
and the list goes on....0 -
Simple: Fill your browser history with Plumper and BBW porn. When she asks you about it just smile and say "you gotta do what you gotta do ... "0
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Tic-a-lock and let someone else tell them. Don't go there. If your spouse is fat believe me they ALREADY KNOW.0
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Tic-a-lock and let someone else tell them. Don't go there. If your spouse is fat believe me they ALREADY KNOW.
It's not about informing them that they're fat. We know they know.0 -
I would just tell them..."see, this is why we can't have nice things!"
Then look at the broken recliner and back at them!
:laugh: *kitten*!0 -
:drinker: Let us all know how that works out for ya lol :laugh:0
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