Poop

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  • jeannelabanane
    jeannelabanane Posts: 38 Member
    Also, sugar free gummy bears.
    she asked to poop, not have explosive diarrhea

    OP, i find i can never drop the kids off first thing in the morning, i usually have to wait until after work to unleash the kraken

    (insert 3rd poop related humorous statement here)

    QFT

    seriously QFT
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    oh hell no! ive read the amazon reviews! :noway:

    OMG - tears are running down my face, I'm trying to laugh quietly. Eek.

    http://www.buzzfeed.com/michaelrusch/haribo-gummy-bear-reviews-on-amazon-are-the-most-insane-thin
  • spade117
    spade117 Posts: 2,466 Member
    Genny Cream ale..... like clockwork


    Doubting most people know what that is.
  • srslybritt
    srslybritt Posts: 1,618 Member
    A friend of mine swore by bran muffins. He called them "Nature's Broom."

    That just sounds really f*ing painful.

    Broom + anything bathroom related = do not want nope
  • orangpeel757
    orangpeel757 Posts: 38 Member
    I don't poop everyday. If I haven't pooped in a couple days, then I'll drink some prune juice. It takes an hour or two to start working. I only have about a cup of it and it has to be cold because I sip it and warm prune juice is gross. Prune juice is powerful stuff so take it easy. Any more than a cup and it's not pretty.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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  • DianneP6772
    DianneP6772 Posts: 272 Member
    coffee

    oatmeal

    blueberries

    Zone bars

    These gotta work!
  • OKfarmgal
    OKfarmgal Posts: 160 Member
    Does blending the fruit and veggies into liquid destroy the fibre they contain?


    The fiber is in the fruit or veggie itself. Try eating them instead of juicing.
  • elv1ra
    elv1ra Posts: 146 Member
    im not "juicing" im "Smoothieing", i include the whole fruit and whole veggies, i just liquify it before i drink it.
  • kissmeplease305
    kissmeplease305 Posts: 200
    Nice topic to get the weekend kick started :laugh:
  • melissafaith24
    melissafaith24 Posts: 251 Member
    green smoothie followed by a cup of coffee. works every morning.
  • mojohowitz
    mojohowitz Posts: 900 Member
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  • FlabFighter86
    FlabFighter86 Posts: 233 Member
    Running definitely shakes up the body a bit and encourages you to go to the bathroom.
    A couple of dried figs work too - and I mean a couple.
  • SomeNights246
    SomeNights246 Posts: 807 Member
    coffee, if that doesn't work: more coffee

    But don't forget that sometimes, too much can have the opposite effect.
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  • Keepcalmanddontblink
    Keepcalmanddontblink Posts: 718 Member
    you can train your body to poop? my fun fact for the day
    I did not know this either! I have nothing else to add other than this gif:
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  • Tedebearduff
    Tedebearduff Posts: 1,155 Member
    how can i train my body to poop every morning? im taking align probiotics, drinking a HUGE fruit and veggie packed smoothie every day with added fibre supplement, and about 1/2cup 90% lactose free probiotic yogurt, and im still not pooping daily. whyyy?

    Fiber & magnesium oxide before bed.
  • schelly81
    schelly81 Posts: 161 Member
    coffee, if that doesn't work: more coffee

    But don't forget that sometimes, too much can have the opposite effect.

    I didn't know that! Good thing I only have 2 cups a day max
  • thatgirlkellib
    thatgirlkellib Posts: 150 Member
    Coffee, yogurt, and a banana every morning never fails!

    yes!
  • VeryKatie
    VeryKatie Posts: 5,961 Member
    Not everyone poops everyday. If you poop every 3 days its still considered fine as long as it's regular and you feel fine.

    I also wanted to add that while fibre is good for moving things along, too much does the opposite! keep it to 25 - 35 grams a day or you'll feel worse.

    Also, bananas are constipators. Try prunes instead.
  • SLLRunner
    SLLRunner Posts: 12,942 Member
    What a crappy topic, such a waste of a post, I'm pretty sure when moderators get off the pot they will dump the whole load of replies.
    :laugh: :laugh: love the humor!

    OP, eat more food and you will go.
  • ethompso0105
    ethompso0105 Posts: 418 Member
    I've dealt with IBS most of my life. I find that Magnesium Citrate and a probiotic are my perfect combo. I use Nature Made Magnesium Citrate (500 mg) and a multi-strain probiotic every night. Since I started this, my digestive issues have really become much easier to predict and regulate.

    Still, since you're on meds, I would suggest speaking with a doctor--the meds they have you on may not be the right ones for your body and other options would help. Plus, you'd want to be sure that anything you would try (supplement wise) would be okay with what you're currently taking.
  • smittybuilt19
    smittybuilt19 Posts: 955 Member
    Something about the title drew me in. I like to poop.


    I'm a daily pooper, yay. Used to be a maybe once a week pooper, ouch.

    I found that getting up way too early and drinking a hot cup of coffee EVERY single day at the same exact time has made me a regular guy.

    Things that throw me off balance, cheese, milk duds, not being able to relax while drinking my coffee (wife wont hush).


    Good luck OP, it is uncomfortable to not be regular, I know.


    ps. Early on, when I got desperate I started using miralax every day until things started moving.
  • Sarauk2sf
    Sarauk2sf Posts: 28,072 Member
    Just posting here so it shows up on my feed!
  • fbmandy55
    fbmandy55 Posts: 5,263 Member
    I had an oil change last year and the guy working in the pit wrote POOP on the bottom of my car in oil... Jerk.

    For me, morning cigarette and coffee does it.

    Be careful with extra fiber, it tends to make me bloat and causes painful, excruciating digestive issues.
  • _Pseudonymous_
    _Pseudonymous_ Posts: 1,671 Member
    Coffee and cigarettes always got the job done.

    and Mexican food..
  • BillRicks1
    BillRicks1 Posts: 473 Member
    Three letters for ya K - F - C. Or Kentucky Fried Chicken.. 1 to 2 hours and BOOM.
  • alyana1
    alyana1 Posts: 19 Member
    I'm having this issue, also have ibs and a gluten intolerance. Eating loads of fibre, fruit, drinking water loads but I've just bloated enough to gain 5lbs. I might resort to laxatives later but it's going to be very painful, but being at day 4 of feeling like this is horrid. And I've ran 4 x 5Ks this week and it's not helped!! I could actually cry.

    I've been eating around 1300 kcals but have eaten about 1600 after running once this week.

    Frustrating. The balance of IBS or constipation is awful.
  • CaddieMay
    CaddieMay Posts: 356 Member
    Coffee, cigarette, and magnesium the night before.
  • LoriF327
    LoriF327 Posts: 2
    Could be a magnesium deficiency. A lot of people have that. Magnesium helps me.
  • Numberwang22
    Numberwang22 Posts: 213 Member
    There is something in apples that will help with regularity. Also strong coffee and walking helps.

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