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  • court_fritch26
    court_fritch26 Posts: 297 Member
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    What should the Green Hornet really have looked like?


    A creepy clown peaking out of your closet
  • SuperVixen2B
    SuperVixen2B Posts: 218 Member
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    I think you're being really harsh. I mean...I don't know...I didn't think it was *that* bad. What would have made it better?




    Oh god, it's awful - like that car in a circus where the clowns just keep coming out FOREVER...only they are on fire and there's no way to put them out. Total Horrorshow.
  • diespel
    diespel Posts: 700
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    What was it really like having sex the first time?




    long, thick and salty
  • QuiznatoddBidness
    QuiznatoddBidness Posts: 602 Member
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    What was my back hair like after my swim in the ocean?

    Disaster victim donations
  • KristopherK1
    KristopherK1 Posts: 2,888 Member
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    What will people who pay to see the 50 shades movie deserve?


    A penguin playing a harp.
  • diespel
    diespel Posts: 700
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    What does Jamie Dornan look like in the intimate scenes from 50 shades?



    three penny opera
  • puddingsteel
    puddingsteel Posts: 147 Member
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    Oops too late...

    how would you describe lebron's performance in the NBA finals?

    bill oreillys record player
  • KristopherK1
    KristopherK1 Posts: 2,888 Member
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    What did Wolf Blitzer offer to buy for 50 cents?


    All Pacino's toothbrush
  • SuperVixen2B
    SuperVixen2B Posts: 218 Member
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    Who feels neglected since he got the dentures?




    ...like a frog wearing golf pants.
  • KristopherK1
    KristopherK1 Posts: 2,888 Member
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    What does Kermit look like playing in the PGA?


    An old shoehorn that smells of cabbage
  • Stella_Mayfair
    Stella_Mayfair Posts: 226 Member
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    Epp late


    What does Sarah Jessica Parker smell like after the gym?




    that's what she said
  • diespel
    diespel Posts: 700
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    OMG, its so big!



    7 minutes in heaven
  • SuperVixen2B
    SuperVixen2B Posts: 218 Member
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    What does a really stealthy lawyer get after he dies?




    Your mom.
  • diespel
    diespel Posts: 700
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    Who do I want to go out on a date with us......



    silly snakes
  • puddingsteel
    puddingsteel Posts: 147 Member
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    Dang late again...
    what do you call a group of laughing asps?


    saddle sores and a 10 gallon hat
  • KristopherK1
    KristopherK1 Posts: 2,888 Member
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    Why won't Eastwood make anymore westerns?

    A Copy of MAD magazine from 1980
  • diespel
    diespel Posts: 700
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    What should be taught as classic literature in schools?



    fine tipped marker
  • yellowlemoned
    yellowlemoned Posts: 335 Member
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    What's best for drawing mustaches on passed out friends?


    Stinky fish.
  • puddingsteel
    puddingsteel Posts: 147 Member
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    What's the sushi special today?


    mass gains
  • pauldbarnhart
    pauldbarnhart Posts: 5,999 Member
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    What did the greedy priest consider to be in the collection plate?

    Strawberries, raspberries, and a ball peen hammer

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