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  • puddingsteel
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    What book was removed from the school reading list for being too sexually graphic?


    a hairbrush, a tape measure, and a gallon of bleach
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
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    What do you need to gather & measure evidence, and clean up the crime scene?


    Like Big foot's feet!
  • puddingsteel
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    What does Sam Worthington's cologne smell like?


    they pelted us with rocks and garbage
  • mybeesknees
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    How did the Navy haze you during the pollywog to shellback tradition?

    And ladies and gentlemen, that's why I won't let it happen again.
  • puddingsteel
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    What were earl hollimans closing remarks at the press conference regarding the tea bagging incident?


    a 5000 square foot igloo
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
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    Where would Trump live if he moved to Alaska?



    because that's how it's done!!!
  • Stella_Mayfair
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    Was that the punch line?

    Alaska
  • puddingsteel
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    Do you think she knows the answer to the question?


    a fine woolen suit
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
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    What did my Grampa used to wear to church?





    A Pink Cadillac and a Leopard print dress!
  • AndyRogan
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    What are the first things you'd buy with lottery winnings?


    A mouldy banana
  • Groovyca2022
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    What do you have in your pants?


    Green jello
  • mybeesknees
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    What's the least favorite to use during jello shots?

    Freddy Kruger's nightmares.
  • MissMCassidy
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    what's the scariest and most entertaining thing you can imagine?

    pediatric nurse
  • diespel
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    Who does every man fantasize about while their wife is giving birth?


    pervy pm








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  • KristopherK1
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    What makes up 99% of PMs on MFP?

    Three shoehorns on the 4th of July.
  • Liftng4Lis
    Liftng4Lis Posts: 15,150 Member
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    How would you describe last night?

    body shots
  • diespel
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    How do I want to drink my morning coffee with you?



    oven mitts
  • KristopherK1
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    What is the best defense against mastubatory STDs?

    The science of farts
  • mybeesknees
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    What are Bill Nye and Beakman discussing on today's episode of science?

    Harvey Keitel.
  • KristopherK1
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    Who has sworn never to work with Carrot Top again because 'that guy's just creepy.'?

    A box of matches with a red ribbon

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