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  • Groovyca2022
    Groovyca2022 Posts: 21,378 Member
    What do you have in your pants?


    Green jello
  • mybeesknees
    mybeesknees Posts: 633
    What's the least favorite to use during jello shots?

    Freddy Kruger's nightmares.
  • MissMCassidy
    MissMCassidy Posts: 445
    what's the scariest and most entertaining thing you can imagine?

    pediatric nurse
  • diespel
    diespel Posts: 700
    Who does every man fantasize about while their wife is giving birth?


    pervy pm








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  • KristopherK1
    KristopherK1 Posts: 2,888 Member
    What makes up 99% of PMs on MFP?

    Three shoehorns on the 4th of July.
  • Liftng4Lis
    Liftng4Lis Posts: 15,151 Member
    How would you describe last night?

    body shots
  • diespel
    diespel Posts: 700
    How do I want to drink my morning coffee with you?



    oven mitts
  • KristopherK1
    KristopherK1 Posts: 2,888 Member
    What is the best defense against mastubatory STDs?

    The science of farts
  • mybeesknees
    mybeesknees Posts: 633
    What are Bill Nye and Beakman discussing on today's episode of science?

    Harvey Keitel.
  • KristopherK1
    KristopherK1 Posts: 2,888 Member
    Who has sworn never to work with Carrot Top again because 'that guy's just creepy.'?

    A box of matches with a red ribbon
  • SheGlows
    SheGlows Posts: 520 Member
    What are you getting me for my birthday? You know I'm a pyro, right?

    No, but we have really big carrots in the fridge.
  • KristopherK1
    KristopherK1 Posts: 2,888 Member
    Do you have anything small and green for a salad?

    A bottle of shampoo from a small child.
  • diespel
    diespel Posts: 700
    What did Santa give you for Christmas?



    She told me she checked
  • blacklatina101
    blacklatina101 Posts: 18
    Were the webcams off???

    Only in the mornings
  • diespel
    diespel Posts: 700
    how often do you think of me?



    16 candles
  • SaintGiff
    SaintGiff Posts: 3,679 Member
    What were you sitting on when you took that profile pic?

    Last Tuesday at 3:14pm
  • amberaa1061
    amberaa1061 Posts: 16
    When are you meeting up with Sean Connery?


    a glass of pink moscato
  • _Risko_
    _Risko_ Posts: 183 Member
    What would you order me if we met at the local bar?

    Creamed Corn
  • diespel
    diespel Posts: 700
    What goes really bad with creamed corn?



    3 chickens and a stuffed teddy bear
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    What did I get for my Birthday last year?





    Two shiners and a hell of a headache
  • puddingsteel
    puddingsteel Posts: 147 Member
    What did I order from the bar last night?


    a bugatti veyron and a John Deere lawnmower
  • KristopherK1
    KristopherK1 Posts: 2,888 Member
    What does Bill Gates use as currency?

    An empty taco shell and a calendar from 1987
  • puddingsteel
    puddingsteel Posts: 147 Member
    What is the sum total of your worldly possessions?


    Donald, Si and Drake
  • Bageeeta
    Bageeeta Posts: 1,259 Member
    What are the names of my hamsters?




    As many times as you want!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    How many times can I try on your Spartan Costume?





    possibly when Pigs fly and Sam Worthington gets ugly!
  • aurorareigns
    aurorareigns Posts: 167
    When will the world end?

    Whatever man
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    When will the world end?

    Don't say that! Remember what happened to Micky Rourke? :tongue:

    Whatever man

    I just ate all of your "Special" Brownies!


    A crooked leg and a wallet the size of Texas!
  • puddingsteel
    puddingsteel Posts: 147 Member
    What do you get when you close out your bank account and carry all your cash around in your back pocket?


    walnuts
  • court_fritch26
    court_fritch26 Posts: 297 Member
    What is the best add in to brownies?


    Dolphins
  • KristopherK1
    KristopherK1 Posts: 2,888 Member
    Damn took too long!


    What are testicles that are nailed to drywall called?



    Dolphins.../who is the worst NFL team out of Miami?


    Seth Rogen in a green tutu

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