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  • Bageeeta
    Bageeeta Posts: 1,259 Member
    What kind of figure does she have?




    All the way on the other side of the room!
  • Drama_Free_Zone
    Drama_Free_Zone Posts: 149
    Where is the baby bottle?!

    It got stuck, damnit!
  • JamieD328
    JamieD328 Posts: 976 Member
    Why are you two hours late for work?

    The man in the yellow hat
  • KristopherK1
    KristopherK1 Posts: 2,888 Member
    Who secretly abuses Curious George?

    A shoehorn salesman
  • Bageeeta
    Bageeeta Posts: 1,259 Member
    If it wasn't the butler who was it?




    It was all over!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Once he showed me the real him...







    ...Give him a swift kick in the *kitten*!!!
  • KristopherK1
    KristopherK1 Posts: 2,888 Member
    What do you do when Monday's being a ****?


    My gold dubloons!
  • puddingsteel
    puddingsteel Posts: 147 Member
    Whatcha hidin in those speedos sport?


    the unicorn
  • Bageeeta
    Bageeeta Posts: 1,259 Member
    Whats on the grill?





    Eight times with only my toe!
  • diespel
    diespel Posts: 700
    Have you ever pleasured yourself?


    a croissant, mazola oil and a rubber chicken
  • DenDweller
    DenDweller Posts: 1,438 Member
    What sandwich is known as a "Vaudeville Special"?

    A nasty paper cut.
  • KristopherK1
    KristopherK1 Posts: 2,888 Member
    What is the worst thing to happen under a finger nail?


    Three petunias and a bag of chalk.
  • _Tink_
    _Tink_ Posts: 3,845 Member
    What is the best outfit for date night?

    Squealing piglets in a wagon.
  • DenDweller
    DenDweller Posts: 1,438 Member
    What is a good facsimile of the 12th hour of a family road trip?

    The Book of Love
  • diespel
    diespel Posts: 700
    worlds shortest book written by Chris Brown




    A flaming starfish
  • DenDweller
    DenDweller Posts: 1,438 Member
    If I eat this five-alarm chili, what will happen two hours later?


    Remember the Alamo
  • KristopherK1
    KristopherK1 Posts: 2,888 Member
    Where do I go if Budget and Hertz are out of cars?

    A ladle full of sauerkraut.
  • puddingsteel
    puddingsteel Posts: 147 Member
    What do you put in your morning cup of coffee?

    a one-eyed cat
  • KristopherK1
    KristopherK1 Posts: 2,888 Member
    What happens when you spell "cat" with an "I" instead of an "a"?

    Only a pancake.
  • puddingsteel
    puddingsteel Posts: 147 Member
    What did you use to slay the dragon?

    Thor's hammer
  • Bageeeta
    Bageeeta Posts: 1,259 Member
    What am I gonna hit myself in the face with if I ever go back to my original weight?




    Everywhere in the house except the fireplace.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Where have you gotten Romantic?





    In the Good 'Ole US of A!
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    Where were the Summer Olympics held in 1996, 1984, 1932 and 1904?



    100% Bran Flakes
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    What helps everything move smoothly? :tongue:






    Sam Worthington! :love:
  • YF92
    YF92 Posts: 2,893 Member
    Who's the most overrated actor?


    8 hours of sleep
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    oooooh!!! SCOFF! :grumble:


    What I wish I could get everyday!
  • puddingsteel
    puddingsteel Posts: 147 Member
    What is a deep tissue massage?

    quadrophonic
  • KristopherK1
    KristopherK1 Posts: 2,888 Member
    What do you call a double biphonic?

    A weasel in a tutu
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    Can you guess what i am dressing as for Halloween this year?


    Two peacocks and a rooster.
  • KristopherK1
    KristopherK1 Posts: 2,888 Member
    Three *kitten*, two with pea in front of them.

    A hamburger, but only on Wednesday

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