The only thing that my Granddad left me in his will was half

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  • Gogo76
    Gogo76 Posts: 581
    My favorite cheesy joke, courtesy of my 5 year old.........

    How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogy in it. :ohwell: :laugh:
  • meanness67
    meanness67 Posts: 366 Member
    Man walks into a psychiatrists office wearing cellophane shorts. Doctor says, "I can clearly see your nuts!" :laugh:
  • Gogo76
    Gogo76 Posts: 581
    Man walks into a psychiatrists office wearing cellophane shorts. Doctor says, "I can clearly see your nuts!" :laugh:

    Snort. BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Jovialation
    Jovialation Posts: 7,632 Member
    What did the pirate say about the steering wheel on his pants?

    RobotChicken2.jpg


    YAAARRR ITS DRIVIN ME NUTS


    get it? get it? :P
  • meanness67
    meanness67 Posts: 366 Member
    What did the pirate say about the steering wheel on his pants?

    RobotChicken2.jpg


    YAAARRR ITS DRIVIN ME NUTS


    get it? get it? :P


    LOVE IT!!
  • Sweet13_Princess
    Sweet13_Princess Posts: 1,207 Member
    This made me smile. Keep adding them. I'm blank about posting my own right now.:-)

    Shannon
  • Wiitabax
    Wiitabax Posts: 284
    What's blue and white and sits in the corner looking cool? A fridge wearing a denim jacket!
    :laugh:
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
    Whats Orange and sound like a Parrot?

    A Carrot?!

    :bigsmile:


    :laugh: good one!

    What's brown and sticky?

    A stick!

    :smile:

    Now that made me LOL. That's so stupid! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Wiitabax
    Wiitabax Posts: 284
    what happens if you get scared half to death twice?

    :laugh: good one!

    Hey... has anyone ever actually FOUND their temper?

    :laugh:
  • Wiitabax
    Wiitabax Posts: 284
    If you haven't got anything interesting to say..... join facebook and tell everyone on there. :laugh:
  • Run4iiiiiit
    Run4iiiiiit Posts: 489 Member
    2 eggs, 2 strips of bacon, and 2 pancakes walk into a bar....the bartender looks up and says sorry, we don't serve breakfast here.
  • Run4iiiiiit
    Run4iiiiiit Posts: 489 Member
    What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean? Nothing it just waved.
  • Wiitabax
    Wiitabax Posts: 284
    What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean? Nothing it just waved.

    :laugh: good one!
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