How do you know when you're done wiping?

sixout
sixout Posts: 3,128 Member
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This was brought up in the office when someone asked how do blind people know when they're done wiping? So, do you look at the paper to see if there's still poo, or do you go by feel?
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  • srslybritt
    srslybritt Posts: 1,618 Member
    Oh, people wipe? Oops, my bad.
  • sixout
    sixout Posts: 3,128 Member
    Oh, people wipe? Oops, my bad.

    That's what I hear. I just poop before a shower, problem solved.
  • amethyst7986
    amethyst7986 Posts: 223 Member
    Oh, people wipe? Oops, my bad.

    That's what I hear. I just poop before a shower, problem solved.


    I see you use the poor man's bidet method :laugh:
  • TX_Rhon
    TX_Rhon Posts: 1,549 Member
    Dude, I just switched to decaff and cannot handle the TMI this morning!!

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    But I'm in....for your scientific survey :happy:
  • srslybritt
    srslybritt Posts: 1,618 Member
    Oh, people wipe? Oops, my bad.

    That's what I hear. I just poop before a shower, problem solved.

    You could always go for efficiency and just poop in the shower.
  • Mikkimeow
    Mikkimeow Posts: 1,282 Member
    So, no one else here uses a wet wipe for extra security...?
  • srslybritt
    srslybritt Posts: 1,618 Member
    So, no one else here uses a wet wipe for extra security...?

    Psh. Those are for babies.
  • sixout
    sixout Posts: 3,128 Member
    Oh, people wipe? Oops, my bad.

    That's what I hear. I just poop before a shower, problem solved.

    You could always go for efficiency and just poop in the shower.

    Do you just stomp it down the drain then?
  • sixout
    sixout Posts: 3,128 Member
    So, no one else here uses a wet wipe for extra security...?

    I'm sorry we can't all be fancy.
  • Cudleigh
    Cudleigh Posts: 188 Member
    I wouldn't know. Girls don't poop.
  • sixout
    sixout Posts: 3,128 Member
    That is a god damn lie.
  • trogalicious
    trogalicious Posts: 4,584 Member
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  • Mikkimeow
    Mikkimeow Posts: 1,282 Member
    So, no one else here uses a wet wipe for extra security...?

    I'm sorry we can't all be fancy.

    My toddler runs out of baby wipes suspiciously fast. Not my fault...
  • sixout
    sixout Posts: 3,128 Member
    So, no one else here uses a wet wipe for extra security...?

    I'm sorry we can't all be fancy.

    My toddler runs out of baby wipes suspiciously fast. Not my fault...

    Stealing baby wipes from a baby is just as bad as stealing candy from one.
  • conklil
    conklil Posts: 81 Member
    Witch hazel here for extra security.
  • srslybritt
    srslybritt Posts: 1,618 Member
    Oh, people wipe? Oops, my bad.

    That's what I hear. I just poop before a shower, problem solved.

    You could always go for efficiency and just poop in the shower.

    Do you just stomp it down the drain then?

    Gross, no, then it would get on your foot. God, what's wrong with you?

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  • sixout
    sixout Posts: 3,128 Member
    Witch hazel here for extra security.

    what is that?
  • BooAndKitty
    BooAndKitty Posts: 49
    I'd go for the old age approach, in a bucket and out the window! :drinker: :laugh:
  • sixout
    sixout Posts: 3,128 Member
    Oh, people wipe? Oops, my bad.

    That's what I hear. I just poop before a shower, problem solved.

    You could always go for efficiency and just poop in the shower.

    Do you just stomp it down the drain then?

    Gross, no, then it would get on your foot. God, what's wrong with you?

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    THEN WHERE DOES THE POOP GO?!?
  • darrensurrey
    darrensurrey Posts: 3,942 Member
    Simples.

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  • sixout
    sixout Posts: 3,128 Member
    Simples.

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    this is a highly effective method.
  • srslybritt
    srslybritt Posts: 1,618 Member
    Oh, people wipe? Oops, my bad.

    That's what I hear. I just poop before a shower, problem solved.

    You could always go for efficiency and just poop in the shower.

    Do you just stomp it down the drain then?

    Gross, no, then it would get on your foot. God, what's wrong with you?

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    THEN WHERE DOES THE POOP GO?!?

    Wouldn't *you* like to know.
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    When the toilet paper no longer has blood on it. Duh.
  • sixout
    sixout Posts: 3,128 Member
    When the toilet paper no longer has blood on it. Duh.

    This seems like the most logical answer so far.
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
    I just laughed at this for about 20 seconds straight. Thank you for making my Monday morning so entertaining, :laugh:
  • sixout
    sixout Posts: 3,128 Member
    I'm going to need an answer if you're replying here. I need to make a graph.
  • siport
    siport Posts: 7,429 Member
    when the little guy in the bowls shouts all clear!
  • Ninkyou
    Ninkyou Posts: 6,666 Member
    h4BA070BE

    You're done wiping when there's no more bills.
  • sixout
    sixout Posts: 3,128 Member
    Cats don't pay bills.
  • JazmineYoli
    JazmineYoli Posts: 547 Member
    When the toilet paper no longer has blood on it. Duh.

    This seems like the most logical answer so far.

    But they are blind. How would they know.

    I say scratch and sniff

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