Coed Naked Yoga

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  • siport
    siport Posts: 7,429 Member
    sounds like fun
  • Ferrous_Female_Dog
    Ferrous_Female_Dog Posts: 221 Member
    Only with like, a doctors face mask. Sweaty bear butt in my face? No thanks.
  • Monkey_Business
    Monkey_Business Posts: 1,800 Member
    I'd try it, but after the first hairy, 60 year old, man, *kitten* farted on my head I'd be out.

    Hey, I resemble that remark!
  • MizTerry
    MizTerry Posts: 3,763 Member
    We used to just get hot and bothered about strip poker.
  • The_Aly_Wei
    The_Aly_Wei Posts: 844 Member
    Only with like, a doctors face mask. Sweaty bear butt in my face? No thanks.

    I find the bear in a yoga class more off putting than the nudity...
  • Orion782
    Orion782 Posts: 391
    I'm in!
  • ChelseaWelseyKins
    ChelseaWelseyKins Posts: 272 Member
    Yoga - Yes!

    Being Naked - Yes!

    Doing awkward positions in front of other people while naked and everyone else is naked......





    No... :embarassed:
  • MikeCrazy
    MikeCrazy Posts: 2,716 Member
    Yoga - Yes!

    Being Naked - Yes!

    Doing awkward positions in front of other people while naked and everyone else is naked......

    No... :embarassed:

    ^^^This
  • ProfessorOwl
    ProfessorOwl Posts: 312 Member
    Sure. Why not.
  • 115s
    115s Posts: 344 Member
    Hell to the NUH UH!
  • NYactor1
    NYactor1 Posts: 9,642 Member
    It seems coed naked yoga is a popular idea. What about a coed naked gym?
  • Ilikelamps
    Ilikelamps Posts: 482 Member
    Only with like, a doctors face mask. Sweaty bear butt in my face? No thanks.

    might need more than a face mask if youre gonna do yoga with bears.

  • Coed Naked Yoga in the shower? I saw that on the approval list as a new olympic sport for the Summer Games in Rio. True Story.

    Team sports are the best!
  • kenc1971
    kenc1971 Posts: 107 Member
    It's a horror show waiting to happen. Imagine if it was naked Bikram yoga (when the temps are > 100 degrees in the room). When they get to doing Crow, if you look up you'll see Mount Doom, complete with the Eye of Sauron looking back at you. I wouldn't know whether to close my eyes and scream internally, or throw the One Ring in there.

  • I find the bear in a yoga class more off putting than the nudity...

    Hey....shouldn't Yogi and Boo Boo have as much of a chance to work off all those picnic baskets? And Pooh to work off all that honey he eats?
  • VBnotbitter
    VBnotbitter Posts: 820 Member
    And now imagine that the person in front of you has heard that yoga is a great cure for haemorrhoids ...

    atvsbo.jpg
  • stupidloser
    stupidloser Posts: 300 Member
    WHERE DO I SIGN UP!:happy:
  • Listen, I love men, but there is no way in hell I want to stare at a dangling penis, especially from behind.

    *shudder* Why did I click on this discussion?
  • rollng_thundr
    rollng_thundr Posts: 634 Member
    Listen, I love men, but there is no way in hell I want to stare at a dangling penis, especially from behind.

    *shudder* Why did I click on this discussion?

    You read the whole thing.. didn't you?
  • Listen, I love men, but there is no way in hell I want to stare at a dangling penis, especially from behind.

    *shudder* Why did I click on this discussion?

    You read the whole thing.. didn't you?

    Couldn't stop myself *facepalm*
  • rowlandsw
    rowlandsw Posts: 1,166 Member
    I don't even get fully naked for sex let alone exercise lol
  • NYactor1
    NYactor1 Posts: 9,642 Member
    I don't even get fully naked for sex let alone exercise lol

    Wow...you leave your socks on?...that's kinky!
  • rowlandsw
    rowlandsw Posts: 1,166 Member
    They stop the shackles from chafing lol.
  • missiontofitness
    missiontofitness Posts: 4,059 Member
    The last thing I want is to be surrounded by naked, sweaty bodies of strangers while doing yoga.
    Especially if some of the participants do not practice proper hygiene, and are naked and sweaty around me while doing yoga.
    I also prefer not to make eye contact with any version of a stranger's nether regions, especially while they are naked and sweaty in front of me. Generally I would probably call the police if I encountered that in any other situation.
  • Cryptonomnomicon
    Cryptonomnomicon Posts: 848 Member
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  • Alluminati
    Alluminati Posts: 6,208 Member
    And now imagine that the person in front of you has heard that yoga is a great cure for haemorrhoids ...

    atvsbo.jpg
    fart hole. Nooooooooo
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  • credgeur
    credgeur Posts: 16
    I cant tell if the nausea is from laughing so hard or the mental image from every ones comments.

    Honestly it probably wouldn't end up being that bad. The people who would be interested in going would probably be decently clean and I imagine that they wouldn't have the mats close enough together that your nose would be in the middle of "saurons ring"
  • Cryptonomnomicon
    Cryptonomnomicon Posts: 848 Member
    I don't even get fully naked for sex let alone exercise lol
    I haz a sad for you.:frown:
  • Dr__Girlfriend
    Dr__Girlfriend Posts: 100 Member
    Yikes! The only time I am naked is when I am in the shower!

    that is.. so sad.

    I am naked pre much anytime I'm not in public, lol
  • Dr__Girlfriend
    Dr__Girlfriend Posts: 100 Member
    I don't even get fully naked for sex let alone exercise lol

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