Sum up your life in one sentence

tristan299

utter sh1te

ilfaith

Oh look, more laundry.

emdeesea

A series of unfortunate events.

PlanetVelma

Fractured fairytale

365andstillalive

Oh, look a cat!

CindyMarcuzAdams

The light at the end of my tunnel is a freight train coming straight at me.

MB_Positif

My life is full.

wilmnoca

I tried. I really, honestly tried...I think.

alanbyamiii

It's like a box of chocolates

Leenda62

"I need to go to my mind palace"

RachelSteeners

Life is good!

Sandiki2Point0

Pick, lick, stick, flick.

oregonzoo

"Do not mistake my kindness for stupidity...I will cut you"

thecharizardtamer

Would it kill you to call your mother?

arewethereyet

Never alone.

SunofaBeach14

eff you, I'm loquacious, beaches! It's going to take at least two sentences.

Betherz82

Always a nightmare never a sweet dream.

ukaryote

"I face-planted on the road less traveled and that has made all the difference"

HealthWoke0ish

I believe in America.

Cryptonomnomicon

Witty closing remarks have been replaced by massive head trauma and severe hemorrhaging.

ErisDyscordia

A contradiction

SuperSexyDork

Despite difficulties, sometimes reluctantly, she persevered.

DaughterOfTheMostHighKing

I am highly favored and anointed to prosper!!!

AnthonyThrashD

In the rays of the Sun, I'm longing for the darkness

-Opeth

Chainbreaker

It seemed like a good idea at the time.

_Tink_

This is not what I expected....

Olivia

"a defacto choice of macro-microcosmic melancholy"

FaylinaMeir

Not over yet.

MichaelDByers

Ugh.

mkfoster9

"Some kind of high powered mutant, never intended for mass production."