Awkward men's room moments
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I stopped at Arby's for lunch today and before I ordered I went to the restroom. Another guy followed me in and stepped up to the only other urinal. And there was no dividing wall. This is a bit of an awkward thing for guys and the general ettiquete is Eyes Forward. As I was doing my business I realized that I couldnt hear him going. The guy had stage fright. Not very uncommon considering the awkwardness of standing shoulder to shoulder with your junk out.
However, I was immediately amused and started thinking of ways to make it more awkward. "I should ask him if he wants me to hum so he can relax."
Fighting back a smile as I washed amd dried my hands, I thought of it again as I walked out and didnt quite manage to hold my laughter before the door closed.
Then it turned into an awkward "Waiting for our orders" moment...
However, I was immediately amused and started thinking of ways to make it more awkward. "I should ask him if he wants me to hum so he can relax."
Fighting back a smile as I washed amd dried my hands, I thought of it again as I walked out and didnt quite manage to hold my laughter before the door closed.
Then it turned into an awkward "Waiting for our orders" moment...
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When there is only one urinal left, and it's between two guys that are taller than the divider.
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When I was around 4 my dad had to take me into the men's room with him because it was only me and him at the pool. He told me to stand by the wall and don't look at anyone or anything, just wait while he went into a stall. There were no urinals, I assume they were near the back (it was a big bathroom) so it's not like there was a case of slight pedophilia happening around there, but as a guy was walking out he went to get a paper towel from near where I was standing, and I thought it was my dad. I grabbed his hand and assumed we were leaving and called him dad. After my dad came to my rescue he laughed at me for like an hour.
B**ch I was four :noway:
He still makes fun of me.0 -
when im at the urinal and the water is too cold and too deep heh0
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Sort of related, but when I was in basic training doing field training, there were only 3 port-a-johns, and about 100 recruits (male and female). We had all of our chem gear (think hazmat suits with gas masks, etc.) on, and we were allowed an opportunity to go pee before we had to enter the gas chamber. We only had ten minutes to do it though, and had to be back in our chem gear by that time.
I've never seen so many men try to fit into a port-a-john before. I think three or four must have been peeing in there at once just to help keep the line down.0 -
when im at the urinal and the water is too cold and too deep heh
You must have lost your handbook. You arent supposed to dip it into the urinal
And while we are at it, dont drink from it either
hth0 -
when im at the urinal and the water is too cold and too deep heh
It didn't take long for this comment to come out!0 -
Hahaa hilarious. My bf had me crackin up at the A's game last weekend. It was super crowded. He's trying to concentrate and stare at the wall and still couldn't pee.0
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My daughter and I were traveling and she was about 4 and needed to use a restroom. We stopped at a rest stop and the ladies room was closed for repairs. She really had to go and no way she would have made it elsewhere so we went into the men's room. There was no one else in there and we went into a stall, of course someone came in while we were in the stall. We came out and washed our hands, careful not to look at the man at the urinal. He turned and said OMG I thought this was the men's room.... I said it is and headed out. He came out a few minutes later and we were stretching our legs before getting back into the car and he looked at me. I said the ladies room is out of order, did you think the ladies room had urinals. He just cracked up and said good point and got in his car.0
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when im at the urinal and the water is too cold and too deep heh
You must have lost your handbook. You arent supposed to dip it into the urinal
And while we are at it, dont drink from it either
hth
Or eat the big white mint0 -
Oh, and I've walked into the ladies' room where there was one woman in a stall, and the water was running full blast on one of sinks. I went to turn it off, and the woman in the stall yelled at me to turn it on. I realized that she needed it on to block her poop sounds. I did my business, but before I walked out, I turned it off.0
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If you are a guy and do this.....I hate you. GTF away from me while I am peeing or I will pee on you....
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One time I walked into the locker room at a gym where I used to train and there was an old, hairy guy with one foot on the floor and the other one on top of the counter, Captain Morgan style, while he was BLOW DRYING HIS *kitten*!!!!
I froze.. I seriously didn't know what to do other than look away. My brother followed me into the locker room and started shouting at the guy, "What the hell are you doing, dude? No one wants to see that siht!" Then the old guy looks up with a "where am I?" Kind of look and my brother and I just broke out laughing for about 5 minutes straight.0 -
If you are a guy and do this.....I hate you. GTF away from me while I am peeing or I will pee on you....
I have had elderly men strike up conversations with me during...0 -
Oh, and I've walked into the ladies' room where there was one woman in a stall, and the water was running full blast on one of sinks. I went to turn it off, and the woman in the stall yelled at me to turn it on. I realized that she needed it on to block her poop sounds. I did my business, but before I walked out, I turned it off.
My best friend in high school couldn't pee without the water running. We all called her a nervous pee-er.
My boyfriend walked into the women's restroom by accident about a month ago, while I was waiting for him at the front of the restaurant. He said it was horrible: there was a woman pooping in there and he cannot get over it lmao0 -
Oh, and I've walked into the ladies' room where there was one woman in a stall, and the water was running full blast on one of sinks. I went to turn it off, and the woman in the stall yelled at me to turn it on. I realized that she needed it on to block her poop sounds. I did my business, but before I walked out, I turned it off.
WHAT THE FUUUUU?0 -
I've never had any issues, dividers or no.. Hell if some guy wants to stare at my junk as I'm using the urinal that's on him!0
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When I was around 4 my dad had to take me into the men's room with him because it was only me and him at the pool. He told me to stand by the wall and don't look at anyone or anything, just wait while he went into a stall. There were no urinals, I assume they were near the back (it was a big bathroom) so it's not like there was a case of slight pedophilia happening around there, but as a guy was walking out he went to get a paper towel from near where I was standing, and I thought it was my dad. I grabbed his hand and assumed we were leaving and called him dad. After my dad came to my rescue he laughed at me for like an hour.
B**ch I was four :noway:
He still makes fun of me.
When my daughter was little, I would have to take her in the bathrooms with me. She saw the urinals on the wall and thought they were "little toilets" that boys could sit in if they just had to go potty really quickly. I didn't have the heart to correct her.
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This is how we do it in England --->
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJmgLqQ-uog 0 -
I was really, really drunk in Vegas a few months back. My husband practically had to carry me home but before we left the casino I had to go. He didn't trust me alone in the restroom so he came into the lady's room with me. He stood outside the stall to make sure I didn't pass out and hit the floor. I guess he got some really harsh looks from the other women in the bathroom.
I ended up giving him a World's Greatest Husband award for not posting pictures or video of me being so messed up.0 -
My boys had to use the bathroom and the womens bathroom had a looooong line. So I took them into the mens bathroom (They are 3 and 4 so when they have to go, they have to Go!) Im was also about 7 months pregnant at the time. So I took them both into a stall, and of course Im saying thingsl ike "turn around so I can wipe you" and of that non sense. So they are done, and we go to walk out of the stall and I come out first. There are like two guys just staring giving me this insane look. Then one of them says- " I can help you wipe!" I was like omfg. I just stared at him shocked, then the boys followed me out and he got a look of shock on his face... I mean really, did he think I was talking to myself? Why the hell would I tell myself to turn around so I can wipe myself. Anyways it was weird and awkward. Esp when my 4yr old replied that he wiped himself, as we were walking out. Dear god LOL0
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