The Stages of the MFP Male

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BrettPGH_
BrettPGH_ Posts: 2,618 Member
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1. "Holy crap there's a ton of beautiful women here!"

2. Forgets all about fitness.

3. Kiks noodz.
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  • valkaree
    valkaree Posts: 519
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    I am stuck on step 1.5 Grows a beard.
  • _Tink_
    _Tink_ Posts: 3,845 Member
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    Where's the part about sending creepy FRs to the womenz?
  • _GingerSnap_
    _GingerSnap_ Posts: 339 Member
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    hahaha! Ahhh.....who can resist the creepy friend request?
  • MityMax96
    MityMax96 Posts: 5,778 Member
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    1. "Holy crap there's a ton of beautiful women here!"

    2. Forgets all about fitness.

    3. Kiks noodz.

    2 hasn't happened yet.....
    nor 3. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • MityMax96
    MityMax96 Posts: 5,778 Member
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    Where's the part about sending creepy FRs to the womenz?

    I think I need to send you one.... :wink: :wink:
  • Laurenloveswaffles
    Laurenloveswaffles Posts: 535 Member
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    3. Kiks noodz.
    I haven't gotten any yet. I must no be beautifuls :brokenheart:
  • _Tink_
    _Tink_ Posts: 3,845 Member
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    Where's the part about sending creepy FRs to the womenz?

    I must be doing it wrong... :sad: :sad:

    Ron, sending a creepy request means actually sending FRs. You're disqualified for lack of participation.
  • Aliciaaah
    Aliciaaah Posts: 379 Member
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    I am stuck on step 1.5 Grows a beard.

    You're doing it right.

    Make sure to kik beard noodz though.
  • valkaree
    valkaree Posts: 519
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    I was planning on starting a new thread for that... :D Saves me some time that way!
  • Markdjones83
    Markdjones83 Posts: 852 Member
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    Man I'm getting old I didn't know what kik is and I had to look it up lol
  • _Tink_
    _Tink_ Posts: 3,845 Member
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    Where's the part about sending creepy FRs to the womenz?

    I must be doing it wrong... :sad: :sad:

    Ron, sending a creepy request means actually sending FRs. You're disqualified for lack of participation.

    But...

    But....but....

    *hangs head in shame*

    I think you're saying I'm less than a man. *sniffles*

    If the shoe fits... :tongue:
  • SofaKingRad_II
    SofaKingRad_II Posts: 591
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    3. Kiks noodz.
    I haven't gotten any yet. I must no be beautifuls :brokenheart:

    Check your kik!

    And your MFP inbox!

    And your mail box!

    and your front door step!

    And your back patio!

    and your bedroom window!
  • ScottyNoHotty
    ScottyNoHotty Posts: 1,954 Member
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    #4..educates ladies on pegging, sounding, tribbing, and kitten / cougar lesdom porn......oh wait, thats just me.
  • beardedwarriortx
    beardedwarriortx Posts: 238 Member
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    My beard is gianormous.
  • jennifer_417
    jennifer_417 Posts: 12,344 Member
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    My beard is gianormous.

    That's what they all say...
  • yo_andi
    yo_andi Posts: 2,178 Member
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    3. Kiks noodz.
    I haven't gotten any yet. I must no be beautifuls :brokenheart:

    Check your kik!

    And your MFP inbox!

    And your mail box!

    and your front door step!

    And your back patio!

    and your bedroom window!

    He's climbin in your windows... He's snatchin your people up...
  • shutch2112
    shutch2112 Posts: 236 Member
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    Man I'm getting old I didn't know what kik is and I had to look it up lol

    Glad it wasn't just me...
  • blukitten
    blukitten Posts: 922 Member
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    3. Kiks noodz.
    I haven't gotten any yet. I must no be beautifuls :brokenheart:

    me either "sniffles"

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