The Stages of the MFP Male

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  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
    #4..educates ladies on pegging, sounding, tribbing, and kitten / cougar lesdom porn......oh wait, thats just me.

    ^I took his class and aced it!
  • Saucy_lil_Minx
    Saucy_lil_Minx Posts: 3,302 Member
    3. Kiks noodz.
    I haven't gotten any yet. I must no be beautifuls :brokenheart:

    Check your kik!

    And your MFP inbox!

    And your mail box!

    and your front door step!

    And your back patio!

    and your bedroom window!

    He's climbin in your windows... He's snatchin your people up...

    I was totally thinking this!!!!!!!!!!!!

    GREAT!! NOW IT IS STUCK IN MY BRAIN!!
  • derekj222
    derekj222 Posts: 370 Member
    1. "Holy crap there's a ton of beautiful women here!"

    2. Forgets all about fitness.

    3. Kiks noodz.

    2 hasn't happened yet.....
    nor 3. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    nope
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    4. Eventually realizes how shallow all of that is.

    5. Starts lifting.

    6. Gets random nudes after a friendly chat.

    7. Becomes jaded to all things.
  • yo_andi
    yo_andi Posts: 2,178 Member
    3. Kiks noodz.
    I haven't gotten any yet. I must no be beautifuls :brokenheart:

    Check your kik!

    And your MFP inbox!

    And your mail box!

    and your front door step!

    And your back patio!

    and your bedroom window!

    He's climbin in your windows... He's snatchin your people up...

    I was totally thinking this!!!!!!!!!!!!

    GREAT!! NOW IT IS STUCK IN MY BRAIN!!

    Sorry, not sorry? :laugh:
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
    Man I'm getting old I didn't know what kik is and I had to look it up lol

    Umm..32 is not old. Don't get a lack of hipness confused with age issues. Not remembering your kik password, or whose boobs those are, would come from getting old...
  • srslybritt
    srslybritt Posts: 1,618 Member
    Accurate.
  • Mikkimeow
    Mikkimeow Posts: 1,282 Member
    4. Eventually realizes how shallow all of that is.

    5. Starts lifting.

    6. Gets random nudes after a friendly chat.

    7. Becomes jaded to all things.

    Did you just become an MFP hipster?

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  • SunofaBeach14
    SunofaBeach14 Posts: 4,899 Member
    6. Shares random newds with wifey, looks at wifey, smiles
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    4. Eventually realizes how shallow all of that is.

    5. Starts lifting.

    6. Gets random nudes after a friendly chat.

    7. Becomes jaded to all things.

    Did you just become an MFP hipster?

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    I think I have been one for awhile now. :laugh:
  • Saucy_lil_Minx
    Saucy_lil_Minx Posts: 3,302 Member
    What about the female equivalents!!! You know we're out there!!............... WAIT I mean They!!!! THEY are out there!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    6. Shares random newds with wifey, looks at wifey, smiles

    ALWAYS share the random nudes with your SO.
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    What about the female equivalents!!! You know we're out there!!............... WAIT I mean They!!!! THEY are out there!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    It is almost the same thing, just a bit different.

    Step 1. Wow look at all the hot guys with no faces!

    Step 2. Enter into the Rate Me threads

    Step 3. Receive random nudes from the guys who saw you in the Rate Me Threads

    Step 4. Make post complaining about it.

    Step 5. Get Kik and start sending your own nudes.
  • candacet36
    candacet36 Posts: 353 Member
    Man I'm getting old I didn't know what kik is and I had to look it up lol

    ^^^^ Lies!:bigsmile:
  • evsplava
    evsplava Posts: 35 Member
    I'll accept a creepy friend request if you can catch me first
  • QueenBishOTUniverse
    QueenBishOTUniverse Posts: 14,121 Member
    What about the female equivalents!!! You know we're out there!!............... WAIT I mean They!!!! THEY are out there!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1400941-the-stages-of-the-mfp-woman
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  • Saucy_lil_Minx
    Saucy_lil_Minx Posts: 3,302 Member
    What about the female equivalents!!! You know we're out there!!............... WAIT I mean They!!!! THEY are out there!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    It is almost the same thing, just a bit different.

    Step 1. Wow look at all the hot guys with no faces!

    Step 2. Enter into the Rate Me threads

    Step 3. Receive random nudes from the guys who saw you in the Rate Me Threads

    Step 4. Make post complaining about it.

    Step 5. Get Kik and start sending your own nudes.

    So your saying KIK is a prerequisite? Why doesn't MFP partner up with KIK? The could take over the Fitness, and Dating, and Porn scenes!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • QueenBishOTUniverse
    QueenBishOTUniverse Posts: 14,121 Member
    Man I'm getting old I didn't know what kik is and I had to look it up lol

    It's for when you want to show someone your naked body but exchanging phone numbers is entirely too personal.

    That's because the men in my life are to be seen, and not heard.
  • Mikkimeow
    Mikkimeow Posts: 1,282 Member
    4. Eventually realizes how shallow all of that is.

    5. Starts lifting.

    6. Gets random nudes after a friendly chat.

    7. Becomes jaded to all things.

    Did you just become an MFP hipster?

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    I think I have been one for awhile now. :laugh:

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  • Saucy_lil_Minx
    Saucy_lil_Minx Posts: 3,302 Member
    What about the female equivalents!!! You know we're out there!!............... WAIT I mean They!!!! THEY are out there!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1400941-the-stages-of-the-mfp-woman

    Yep typical girl thread...................wordy as hell! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • MassiveDelta
    MassiveDelta Posts: 3,271 Member
    Man, I really need a KIK

    *kicks rocks*
    *kicks Mikkimeow*
  • QueenBishOTUniverse
    QueenBishOTUniverse Posts: 14,121 Member
    What about the female equivalents!!! You know we're out there!!............... WAIT I mean They!!!! THEY are out there!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1400941-the-stages-of-the-mfp-woman

    Yep typical girl thread...................wordy as hell! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    LOL, I was actually about to add a comment about it being more verbose and complicated.
  • Saucy_lil_Minx
    Saucy_lil_Minx Posts: 3,302 Member
    What about the female equivalents!!! You know we're out there!!............... WAIT I mean They!!!! THEY are out there!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1400941-the-stages-of-the-mfp-woman

    Yep typical girl thread...................wordy as hell! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    LOL, I was actually about to add a comment about it being more verbose and complicated.


    See We are a rare breed of woman. Get to the damn point, then sit down, shut up, and take it!!
  • QueenBishOTUniverse
    QueenBishOTUniverse Posts: 14,121 Member
    What about the female equivalents!!! You know we're out there!!............... WAIT I mean They!!!! THEY are out there!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1400941-the-stages-of-the-mfp-woman

    Yep typical girl thread...................wordy as hell! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    LOL, I was actually about to add a comment about it being more verbose and complicated.


    See We are a rare breed of woman. Get to the damn point, then sit down, shut up, and take it!!

    I was raised by lawyers, it's always a struggle to keep my verbosity in check.
  • Saucy_lil_Minx
    Saucy_lil_Minx Posts: 3,302 Member
    What about the female equivalents!!! You know we're out there!!............... WAIT I mean They!!!! THEY are out there!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1400941-the-stages-of-the-mfp-woman

    Yep typical girl thread...................wordy as hell! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    LOL, I was actually about to add a comment about it being more verbose and complicated.


    See We are a rare breed of woman. Get to the damn point, then sit down, shut up, and take it!!

    I was raised by lawyers, it's always a struggle to keep my verbosity in check.

    I was raised by a Ex- Military, Police Officer. It was get straight to the point, Don't Dillydally, and don't think of fudging the truth
  • likitisplit
    likitisplit Posts: 9,420 Member
    What about the female equivalents!!! You know we're out there!!............... WAIT I mean They!!!! THEY are out there!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1400941-the-stages-of-the-mfp-woman

    Yep typical girl thread...................wordy as hell! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    LOL, I was actually about to add a comment about it being more verbose and complicated.


    See We are a rare breed of woman. Get to the damn point, then sit down, shut up, and take it!!

    I was raised by lawyers, it's always a struggle to keep my verbosity in check.

    I was raised by a Ex- Military, Police Officer. It was get straight to the point, Don't Dillydally, and don't think of fudging the truth

    To be fair, spin-off threads are a lot easier to write.
  • Saucy_lil_Minx
    Saucy_lil_Minx Posts: 3,302 Member
    What about the female equivalents!!! You know we're out there!!............... WAIT I mean They!!!! THEY are out there!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1400941-the-stages-of-the-mfp-woman

    Yep typical girl thread...................wordy as hell! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    LOL, I was actually about to add a comment about it being more verbose and complicated.


    See We are a rare breed of woman. Get to the damn point, then sit down, shut up, and take it!!

    I was raised by lawyers, it's always a struggle to keep my verbosity in check.

    I was raised by a Ex- Military, Police Officer. It was get straight to the point, Don't Dillydally, and don't think of fudging the truth

    To be fair, spin-off threads are a lot easier to write.

    Also typical...........We just took over this thread!!
  • QueenBishOTUniverse
    QueenBishOTUniverse Posts: 14,121 Member
    What about the female equivalents!!! You know we're out there!!............... WAIT I mean They!!!! THEY are out there!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1400941-the-stages-of-the-mfp-woman

    Yep typical girl thread...................wordy as hell! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    LOL, I was actually about to add a comment about it being more verbose and complicated.


    See We are a rare breed of woman. Get to the damn point, then sit down, shut up, and take it!!

    I was raised by lawyers, it's always a struggle to keep my verbosity in check.

    I was raised by a Ex- Military, Police Officer. It was get straight to the point, Don't Dillydally, and don't think of fudging the truth

    To be fair, spin-off threads are a lot easier to write.

    HA! You know I loved your thread too, but the stereotype comparison is part of the fun.
  • mockchoc
    mockchoc Posts: 6,573 Member
    I didn't read any of this but I'm upset you didn't ask to be my friend. You *kitten*! ......watch now.........grrrrrrrrrsssssss!

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