The Stages of the MFP Male
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Ok so kik is basically just a messenger for your phone? This is like the new version of AOL messenger but on phones lol0
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My beard is gianormous.
You know what they say about men with big beards..0 -
Man, I really need a KIK
*kicks rocks*0 -
I felt like a true MFP veteran when I got my first "madam how tall are you" in my inbox.0
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Hi Brett...I've been working out.....
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3. Kiks noodz.
Check your kik!
And your MFP inbox!
And your mail box!
and your front door step!
And your back patio!
and your bedroom window!
He's climbin in your windows... He's snatchin your people up...
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My beard is gianormous.
You know what they say about men with big beards..
Does anybody else get a chuckle when Anna tells Kristoff "what does shoe size have to do with anything?"0 -
Where's the part about sending creepy FRs to the womenz?
I must be doing it wrong... :sad: :sad:
Ron, sending a creepy request means actually sending FRs. You're disqualified for lack of participation.
But...
But....but....
*hangs head in shame*
I think you're saying I'm less than a man. *sniffles*
If the shoe fits...
What did I ever do to you? Besides that one thing, I mean.
That's all it took :sad:0 -
#4..educates ladies on pegging, sounding, tribbing, and kitten / cougar lesdom porn......oh wait, thats just me.
^I took his class and aced it!0 -
3. Kiks noodz.
Check your kik!
And your MFP inbox!
And your mail box!
and your front door step!
And your back patio!
and your bedroom window!
He's climbin in your windows... He's snatchin your people up...
I was totally thinking this!!!!!!!!!!!!
GREAT!! NOW IT IS STUCK IN MY BRAIN!!0 -
1. "Holy crap there's a ton of beautiful women here!"
2. Forgets all about fitness.
3. Kiks noodz.
2 hasn't happened yet.....
nor 3. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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4. Eventually realizes how shallow all of that is.
5. Starts lifting.
6. Gets random nudes after a friendly chat.
7. Becomes jaded to all things.0 -
3. Kiks noodz.
Check your kik!
And your MFP inbox!
And your mail box!
and your front door step!
And your back patio!
and your bedroom window!
He's climbin in your windows... He's snatchin your people up...
I was totally thinking this!!!!!!!!!!!!
GREAT!! NOW IT IS STUCK IN MY BRAIN!!
Sorry, not sorry? :laugh:0 -
Man I'm getting old I didn't know what kik is and I had to look it up lol
Umm..32 is not old. Don't get a lack of hipness confused with age issues. Not remembering your kik password, or whose boobs those are, would come from getting old...0 -
Accurate.0
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4. Eventually realizes how shallow all of that is.
5. Starts lifting.
6. Gets random nudes after a friendly chat.
7. Becomes jaded to all things.
Did you just become an MFP hipster?
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6. Shares random newds with wifey, looks at wifey, smiles0
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4. Eventually realizes how shallow all of that is.
5. Starts lifting.
6. Gets random nudes after a friendly chat.
7. Becomes jaded to all things.
Did you just become an MFP hipster?
I think I have been one for awhile now. :laugh:0
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