Mothers who throw tantrums?

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  • maz504
    maz504 Posts: 450
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    Give her a 5-lb bag of sugar free gummy bears.
  • ink_b1tch
    ink_b1tch Posts: 101
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    Slip a rufie in a drink and drop her off at some unknown bus depot?

    This might work in another 5 years..right now she knows her address, a phone, and a gps...she would find her way back
  • MizTerry
    MizTerry Posts: 3,763 Member
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    She deserves a good over-the-knee spanking.

    Wait...that's me...let me think a little more on this.
  • ink_b1tch
    ink_b1tch Posts: 101
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    Slip some eye drops in her coffee...ought to keep her busy for a while.

    OMG..that is great torture....she drinks coffee as crack.....
  • seltzermint555
    seltzermint555 Posts: 10,741 Member
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    ....You are an adult. Move out????????? :laugh:


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  • ink_b1tch
    ink_b1tch Posts: 101
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    She deserves a good over-the-knee spanking.

    Wait...that's me...let me think a little more on this.

    ok well come here and I will get this over, its gonna hurt me more than u
  • ink_b1tch
    ink_b1tch Posts: 101
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    ....You are an adult. Move out????????? :laugh:


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    out of my house?
  • MizTerry
    MizTerry Posts: 3,763 Member
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    Give her a 5-lb bag of sugar free gummy bears.

    With vodka

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  • eric_sg61
    eric_sg61 Posts: 2,925 Member
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    Leave nursing home brochures around the house.
  • ink_b1tch
    ink_b1tch Posts: 101
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    ....You are an adult. Move out????????? :laugh:


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    out of my house?

    guess i could go homeless and let her live in my house...sounds legit
  • seltzermint555
    seltzermint555 Posts: 10,741 Member
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    ....You are an adult. Move out????????? :laugh:


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    out of my house?

    I first assumed your mother was living with you in your own home, but then when you mentioned a stepdad in your face I thought you meant you lived with your mother & stepfather as an adult.
  • IPAkiller
    IPAkiller Posts: 711 Member
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  • ink_b1tch
    ink_b1tch Posts: 101
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    Give her a 5-lb bag of sugar free gummy bears.

    With vodka

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    SCREW THAT I have both ingredients at home..Im on it
  • gypsy_spirit
    gypsy_spirit Posts: 2,107 Member
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    Help her make friends...

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  • Archerychickge
    Archerychickge Posts: 606 Member
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    Take up archery... get arrows with blunt tips so they don't puncture, just bruise... then hide in the bushes and wait for her to waddle by.
  • CherokeeBabe
    CherokeeBabe Posts: 1,704 Member
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  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,291 Member
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  • seltzermint555
    seltzermint555 Posts: 10,741 Member
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    How did she end up living with you? I know it is none of our business but just thinking she sounds horrific and maybe that was a bad choice...isn't there some way you could transition her (and the stepdad) out, into (if applicable) low income housing for seniors or SOMEPLACE that isn't your house?
  • 347Gigi
    347Gigi Posts: 99 Member
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    While the parents are gone, place all of their things out in the drive way and change the locks. When they call, tell them that if they can't live by YOUR rules -they can't live in YOUR house.
  • maidentl
    maidentl Posts: 3,203 Member
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    ....You are an adult. Move out????????? :laugh:


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    out of my house?

    Maybe you could move into the retirement home! Tell them since she took over your house, you're going to take her spot in the home. :laugh:

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