What's the best way to break the news about getting hitched?

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  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
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    ...and repeat!

    Actually Odus, I will marry you if this is your offer!
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    We ALL know you are single....this is really sad!
    How pathetic!
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
    You trap him with eyebrows and make-up.
  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,736 Member
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    ...and repeat!

    Actually Odus, I will marry you if this is your offer!
    We all know Odus isn't making any damn sammich. If she does, she just might kill her SO. She needs him ALIVE! Health insurance, remember?
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    with a beer and huge steak. bj wouldn't hurt.

    it better not hurt. if it does, then it's being done wrong.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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    ...and repeat!

    SAHD's make the sammiches. You KNOW this.
  • eomuno215in541
    eomuno215in541 Posts: 201 Member
    Make him think someone twice as hot as him is ready to propose, so he proposes to you. Too manipulative? I'm a good person!! :D
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    find a local ordained minister to perform the end scene from spaceballs
    *looks left* Do you?
    *looks right* Do you?
    Fine!!!! kiss her!!!
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  • Canwehugnow
    Canwehugnow Posts: 218 Member
    Just email him.
  • ew_david
    ew_david Posts: 3,473 Member
    I *may* have a positive pregnancy test you can use.
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  • Jacwhite22
    Jacwhite22 Posts: 7,010 Member
    You trap him with eyebrows and make-up.

    That's not the thing women trap men with.....
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    Look. We already have the minister AND the positive pregnancy test.

    Things are coming together nicely. Now who has the roofies??

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  • BusyRaeNOTBusty
    BusyRaeNOTBusty Posts: 7,166 Member
    Do we still need roofies with a fake pregnancy test??
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    Do we still need roofies with a fake pregnancy test??

    I don't think he's very on-board... we might.
  • MizTerry
    MizTerry Posts: 3,763 Member
    You need a blimp over the beach. Really, you need to go all out.
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    hold on, who's pregnant?
  • YF92
    YF92 Posts: 2,893 Member
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    ...and repeat!

    Best advice ever
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    hold on, who's pregnant?

    Me, Noob. Keep up!
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    hold on, who's pregnant?

    Me, Noob. Keep up!
    Congrats and stuff :flowerforyou:
  • IPAkiller
    IPAkiller Posts: 711 Member
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  • baba_helly
    baba_helly Posts: 810 Member
    I *may* have a positive pregnancy test you can use.

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    classy
  • IPAkiller
    IPAkiller Posts: 711 Member
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  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    Do it mid bj and tell him if he says yes you'll continue.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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    I can't tell if you're running right or left... I'm SO CONFUSED.
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
    You trap him with eyebrows and make-up.

    That's not the thing women trap men with.....

    But, I just learned that in the forums yesterday!
  • IPAkiller
    IPAkiller Posts: 711 Member
    I can't tell if you're running right or left... I'm SO CONFUSED.
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  • k8blujay2
    k8blujay2 Posts: 4,941 Member
    a positive pregnancy test and a shotgun.

    I hear you can get both pretty easily on Craigslist.

    I send you both as soon as I can. ;)


    ETA:Crafty beat me to it.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    a positive pregnancy test and a shotgun.

    I hear you can get both pretty easily on Craigslist.

    I send you both as soon as I can. ;)

    Y'all are so helpful :)

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